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    I've finally entered the ranks of fatherhood yesterday, when my girlfriend gave birth to our son, Donovan, yesterday. He's a huge baby, weighing in at 11 pounds, 8 ounces. He's very cute, in a burly teddy bear kind of way. I got to be in the operating room when they performed the caesarian, so that was an interesting experience. Of course, me and my girlfriend got into another argument early this morning, and I haven't talked to her since, but at least I got to witness my son's birth and everything. We'll see what happens from here.
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    Congrats, man. Best of luck to you, the mother, and the new baby. Here's hoping for everything to be in their rightful places and working fine.
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    Congrats, I hope all works out well for you.

    11 pounds, 8 ounces, damn, what a monster.

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    Congrats pops!


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    Congratulations Papa!!!!

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    Congrats Man!
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    Congratulations to you. I wish you the best.

    Now go get a vasectomy.

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    Susan, I heart you so much! You beat me to it!
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    Good grief! 11 pounds? If I had an 11 pound baby, Mox would be in trouble...hehe... No, really- congrats!

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    Congrats, ML. I know she's not June Cleaver, but please try your best to be a good daddy

    I have also been in the OR during a C-section. Interesting, indeed. I nearly passed out myself when I saw that epidural needle ...but then I was required to hold the emesis basin for a while, and I realized that it just wasn't the time to think about me.

    I really, truly wish you and Donovan the very best.

    Love,
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    p.s. Don't their cojones look just gigantic when they're first born!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Congratulations to you. I wish you the best.

    Now go get a vasectomy.
    Are you kidding? Now that I have discovered how truly robust and potent my sperm is, I feel morally obligated to spread my seed far and wide. I can be surprisingly charitable sometimes.
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    Here's a picture of the little tiger:
    A fat chick is like a big, warm, comfortable pillow that you can also have sex with....

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    Oh my gosh! What a cutie!

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    congrats... dude

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    He's adorable. Now don't fuck him up.
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    Congratulations to the proud papa & mama
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    I was there for all of mine to emerge, too. You don't have to believe this, but amid all the gooiness of the process, it was rather .... well .... sentimental, and pretty cool. Brought a tear to my eye.

    Congratulations, ML.

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    Congratulations, ML. I hope you continue telling us how fatherhood goes for you.

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    Congrats ML, he looks just like you!

    The great thing about kids is that they put everything else in your life into perspective. No matter what lies ahead with you and Donovan's mom, If you do this right (and I'm sure you will) Donovan will be the most important thing in your life for the next 18 to 20 years or so. Parenthood helps you sort out the real stuff from the BS pretty quickly. Best wishes and best of luck
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    Quote Originally Posted by merely_lurking
    Now that I have discovered how truly robust and potent my sperm is, I feel morally obligated to spread my seed far and wide.
    Dude, that's a lot of court appearances and a lot of child support payments.

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    Congratulations, ML!

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    Did the Doctor Spank the little lurker?

    I bet baby lurker slided the nurse a 20 and his first words where "shirt...off"
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    Congratulations!

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    Oh wow, he's really cute and I usually hate babies.

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    Ahh, dancers in Houston will be warning their daughters to be on the lookout 25 years from now.

    Congrats on the new addition ML.
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