i know we all have them. just thought i'd share my own as i've near perfected it.
Cab ride home- unless i'm completely beat, i try to hustle some funny stories out of the driver. I love the idea of them dealing with the same bastards as soon as they walk out of the strip club.
Make food! i don't eat a few hours before i go into work to avoid belly bulge, and they have soup where i work, but when i'm home, it's ON in the kitchen. (current fave- veggie nuggets! not vegan chikn nuggets, more like mini hashbrowns but better!) Quick and easy and hot and toasty.
Put on the tea kettle.
Check email.
Smoke my bong
wipe face off
shower (sometimes, not always, sometimes too exhausted and it waits til morning- you know, the real morning, i.e., whenever i wake up) (gross i know)
drink tea
count money and record week's expenses and profit.
more bong
put on grateful dead, or jazz station
try to sleep


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