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    could YOU have done it?

    i was performing at a private bachelor party a few weeks ago, and i was propositioned with a very strange offer that i'd never had before.

    10 guys in the group pulled out $100 bills and offered me $1000 cash.... to piss on the groom. they were all chanting, "PISS ON HIM, PISS ON HIM" and were trying to give me $1000 to get me to do it. i have to admit, the offer was tempting and i considered it for maybe a second.... but no, i just couldn't do it! i can't pee on someone!!! not only that, my boss was performing there after me and i can't imagine what she would've said if she was told i'd peed on the groom! LOL and what made it worse was that i REALLY needed to pee at the time!

    would any of you have taken the offer??

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    Damn....that's crazy....But i couldn't have done it. i mean just saying i pissed on some one just isnt me!

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    Hmm...$1,000 is a bunch of money....I dunno, though...

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    OK Im not a wierdo but if the groom wanted it and it was ok with my boss...SURE let it flow.
    If it was a shady situation where the groom was surprised by the sudden shower then thats another thing.



    EDIT: that reminds me of the dave chapelle song "I wanna pee on you"......
    "..I wanna pee in your food.. I wanna pee on you too.."
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    Ha no! I went through this period about 10 years ago (before I started stripping,) where people kept approaching me on the street to ask if I'd piss on them or let them watch me piss. I just couldn't do it - I'm not even sure why it is that I think I can't but I'm quite sure that if push came to shove and I'd have said yes, my little pissing muscles would still be holding on tight refusing to let go!!!
    Anyway after a few months no-one asked me anymore - bizarre!

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    I pee on men for about $250 an hour, and they are always blindfolded since I dont publically show my genital area. A grand would be quite awesome.
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    $1000 for acouple of seconds of work. Hhhhhmmmmmm, nope, still wouldn't do it.

    The whole chanting "PEE ON HIM, PEE ON HIM" reminds me of that movie Requiem of a Dream when they chant out "ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS"....... That movie desturbed the hell outta me and anything that reminds me of it would make me bolt!

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    What was up with the bachelor? Was he into it, or was he resisting? Was he so drunk that he didn't even know what was happening? Were his friends trying to humiliate him, or did they seem to be asking for something he wanted on his behalf?
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    I would have totally done it!

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    i don't think the bachelor was too keen on the idea at all, it was mostly his friends thinking it'd be funny.

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    I don't think I could have done it no matter how much I wanted the money and needed to pee! Like aussie said... I don't think the little muscles would relax to let the pee out! It's called 'pee-shy' lol. If I was the bold, shameless type I would have no qualms about taking $1000 for peeing on someone though! That's 2 nights' work!

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    Oh, no way then! That would be the "no go" point for me!

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    paige i am curious, how do you charge by the hour for peeing on someone....do you pee on them repeatedly, or are other things involved for the rest of the hour or what. lol just wondering cuz it generally only takes what, i dunno less than a minute to pee...heheh just wondering.
    i dont think i could pee on someone, if i did i dont think i could do it in front of a bunch of guys! maybe in private or something but not at a bachelor party!
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    I'm not even gonna lie. I would have done it... But that's me.
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    NO! There's no way, i'd be too shy!

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    Wow, 1000 bucks, I would do it for like 20.

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    I could do it, but not to embarrass the poor guy. I'd only do it if the groom was into it too...BUT a grand would tempt me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Concubine
    $1000 for acouple of seconds of work. Hhhhhmmmmmm, nope, still wouldn't do it.

    The whole chanting "PEE ON HIM, PEE ON HIM" reminds me of that movie Requiem of a Dream when they chant out "ASS TO ASS, ASS TO ASS"....... That movie desturbed the hell outta me and anything that reminds me of it would make me bolt!
    ewww. I remember that movie.

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    Maybe Im weird but just had a conversation about peeing on people with a girl at the club the other day... its a big fetish and both of us are into it... I'll do it for free if my mans into it so if someone offered to PAY me for it.. HELL YEAH... but ONLY if the groom gave his ok.. but Im not into being peed ON ... only giving golden showers

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    Maybe I am weird but i don't /won't get all the way nude for ANY amount of $$$, but i would totally pee on a guy, but i would have to be wearing a short skirt with no panties or something i guess, b/c i wouldn't want all those guys to see everything.

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    I'd have asked for more. Mine is special. Mine is blue. (Drugs) Each time I get a new boyfriend... Never fails, at one point or another they ask to watch, then say 'Wow... It's so blue!'

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    I would have done it if it was okay with the groom. I admit though I am a "timid tinkler" so I might have had to have a drink before hand to relax
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    I would have done it- no problem lol.

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    Ummm...negative. I already have to think before I pee.
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    yeah...i would prolly do it. but only if the groom was okay with it. $1000 is alot of money to pass up for only a few seconds of "work".
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