i was performing at a private bachelor party a few weeks ago, and i was propositioned with a very strange offer that i'd never had before.
10 guys in the group pulled out $100 bills and offered me $1000 cash.... to piss on the groom. they were all chanting, "PISS ON HIM, PISS ON HIM" and were trying to give me $1000 to get me to do it. i have to admit, the offer was tempting and i considered it for maybe a second.... but no, i just couldn't do it! i can't pee on someone!!! not only that, my boss was performing there after me and i can't imagine what she would've said if she was told i'd peed on the groom! LOL and what made it worse was that i REALLY needed to pee at the time!
would any of you have taken the offer??


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