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    "Puddin' Tame, and if you ask me again I'll tell you the same!"

    Will rpobably only et confused looks from the younger ones, though!


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    last night was pretty dead but still a few there .. had this one guy aks me if he was to get a private dance will there be a happy ending ?

    my reaction was "well i wouldnt be working here if that wasnt the case would i" i knew what he was really emplying but was trying to brush it off then he goes

    " no no i dont think you know what i mean"

    me: " sure i do you want me to wank ya off but sorry this is a strip club not a hore house , but thank you for the offer im flattered" and with that i walked off he didnt end up buyin a dance but still it felt good too let someone have it in a nice way

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    Quote Originally Posted by MinahSky
    From: http://www.gstringsforever.com/comebacks.html

    My all-time favorite dancer/persistent asshole story:

    Now, while I don't blame a guy for asking once, and I have nothing against sexual commerce, this is what ought to happen to guys who can't take no for an answer.
    One night Brandy and I were sitting with a guy at a table in Dancers, a strip joint in Atlanta. The guy kept getting table dances, but he also kept pestering the hell out of us to meet him in his hotel room when we got off work. Finally Brandy, a notorious scammer, said, "Okay, give me a hundred dollars and your hotel room key, and I'll let myself in at 2:30." The guy gave her the money and the key and left. I asked Brandy if she was actually going to the guy's hotel room, and she just laughed. Later she came up to me in the dressing room and said, "I was just sitting with a guy, and he was bugging me to meet him after work. I said, 'Give me a hundred dollars and I'll give you my hotel room key. He did, and I said, 'Great, just let yourself in at 2:30.' "




    ROFLMAOOOOO. That is the FUNNIEST sh*t EVER.
    That's a good one, but has been around so long, I think it's one of those urban myths!
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    Last night a customer asked me what my real name was.

    I asked him what his stage name was.


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    Quote Originally Posted by persephonee
    'would u be intrested in me if we met somewhere else'
    "Well, I can't go back to my last strip club after I decked that guy and honestly, I don't think anywhere else would hire me."

    Quote Originally Posted by persephonee
    'ur too good for this'
    "I know, so just be thankful you're here before my prices go up."

    Quote Originally Posted by persephonee
    'u shouldnt b working here'
    1. "Well, I could go work another table, but I was hoping you were enjoying my company."
    2. "And miss all the condescending guys who come in here? No way."

    Quote Originally Posted by persephonee
    'can i have a discount'
    1. "Just for you, two half dances for the price of one."
    2. "Sure, sweetie. $20 per dance or five for a hundred."
    3. "Do you know about the private punch special? For every $20 you spend on me, I punch you once in your privates. You can redeem 10 of those for a free dance or a free call for an ambulance."
    4. "Well, sweetie, I give free estimates. I estimate I'm worth every penny of the $20 I charge per dance."
    5. "No, but you're under no obligation to get more than you can handle."

    -Ev

    Addendum: I've been politely reminded by my partner that the "private punch special" might be interpreted as an offer of prostitution (genital touching for money) by an undercover cop. Well, true, they don't have a sense of humor, so scratch that one.
    Last edited by evan_essence; 10-08-2005 at 12:18 PM.

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    My reply to "I bought a dance form the other girl b/c she ahs a habit to support."

    "Well, I have some habits to support, too. I like to live indoors, eat, light my home with electricity, and bathe in hot water! Doesn't that count for anything??"

    I can't compete with pathetic and Deapeate, so I might as well be sarcastic and smart-assed!


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    when guys ask me my real name i always give them a fake real name, and if after that they say "how do i know that's your real name and not a fake real name?" i say "why bother asking me if you're not going to believe what i say no matter what?"

    and for discount dances i always say "sweetie, you don't want discount pussy. you don't know where it's been."

    i've used the "take me to the mall" response to "will you meet me outside the club?" before and it did work! $800 worth of new clothes!

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