"Puddin' Tame, and if you ask me again I'll tell you the same!"
Will rpobably only et confused looks from the younger ones, though!





"Puddin' Tame, and if you ask me again I'll tell you the same!"
Will rpobably only et confused looks from the younger ones, though!
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When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.
--Agnes De Mille



last night was pretty dead but still a few there .. had this one guy aks me if he was to get a private dance will there be a happy ending ?
my reaction was "well i wouldnt be working here if that wasnt the case would i" i knew what he was really emplying but was trying to brush it off then he goes
" no no i dont think you know what i mean"
me: " sure i do you want me to wank ya off but sorry this is a strip club not a hore house , but thank you for the offer im flattered" and with that i walked off he didnt end up buyin a dance but still it felt good too let someone have it in a nice way
That's a good one, but has been around so long, I think it's one of those urban myths!Originally Posted by MinahSky
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan

Last night a customer asked me what my real name was.
I asked him what his stage name was.
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"Well, I can't go back to my last strip club after I decked that guy and honestly, I don't think anywhere else would hire me."Originally Posted by persephonee
"I know, so just be thankful you're here before my prices go up."Originally Posted by persephonee
1. "Well, I could go work another table, but I was hoping you were enjoying my company."Originally Posted by persephonee
2. "And miss all the condescending guys who come in here? No way."
1. "Just for you, two half dances for the price of one."Originally Posted by persephonee
2. "Sure, sweetie. $20 per dance or five for a hundred."
3. "Do you know about the private punch special? For every $20 you spend on me, I punch you once in your privates. You can redeem 10 of those for a free dance or a free call for an ambulance."
4. "Well, sweetie, I give free estimates. I estimate I'm worth every penny of the $20 I charge per dance."
5. "No, but you're under no obligation to get more than you can handle."
-Ev
Addendum: I've been politely reminded by my partner that the "private punch special" might be interpreted as an offer of prostitution (genital touching for money) by an undercover cop. Well, true, they don't have a sense of humor, so scratch that one.
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My reply to "I bought a dance form the other girl b/c she ahs a habit to support."
"Well, I have some habits to support, too. I like to live indoors, eat, light my home with electricity, and bathe in hot water! Doesn't that count for anything??"
I can't compete with pathetic and Deapeate, so I might as well be sarcastic and smart-assed!
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When you perform... you are out of yourself--larger and more potent, more beautiful. You are for minutes heroic. This is power. This is glory on earth. And it is yours, nightly.
--Agnes De Mille
when guys ask me my real name i always give them a fake real name, and if after that they say "how do i know that's your real name and not a fake real name?" i say "why bother asking me if you're not going to believe what i say no matter what?"
and for discount dances i always say "sweetie, you don't want discount pussy. you don't know where it's been."
i've used the "take me to the mall" response to "will you meet me outside the club?" before and it did work! $800 worth of new clothes!
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