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    Ehhck! I danced for these two guys tonight and became just drenched in whatever cologne they were wearing. First one, then the other- I think they split the bottle between them. Eww...it was so gross, and I couldn't get the damn smell out of my hair. It wasn't the kind of thing I noticed until we got to the CR either. It was so smelly I didn't have any motivation to dance for anyone else later on (thank god the night was almost over). What can you do when you have to lapdance for heavy, heavy cologne wearers? I tried my own body spray to dilute the scent, but it was damn strong stuff those guys had. Yuck yuck.

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    Default Re: Getting a cologne bath

    Lemon juice helps take the smell out. I've never run into that problem but honestly sweetie I don't think the other customers would even notice with the smell of cigarette smoke, dancers perfume, and alcohol. I've gotten home some nights smelling like cologne (not heavy cologne) but I've never had another customer notice
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    Default Re: Getting a cologne bath

    There really isnt much that you can do unless you chose not to dance for crusty's that are bathed in colonge.

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    Yuck! I have this customer that uses the cologne provided by the bathroom valet. He finally has begun drenching himself in something tolerable. Before, it was this yucky, oldman, get stuck on my nosehairs offensive type concoction. When he switched, I made sure to praise him on how "good" he smelled. The cologne still cancels out my stripper juice for the rest of the night, it seems!

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    Default Re: Getting a cologne bath

    LOL. I've never had a bad smelling (because of cologne) customer, but I have had the ones that are sweating and smell like BO or onions. Ick.

    I like to go upstairs about halfway through the night and "freshen up" anyway, so its never been a problem. But, a girl can really appreciate a guy who wears nice cologne, or smells like soap....

    Speaking of smells, how do you girls like the custys beer breath?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AJM1987

    Speaking of smells, how do you girls like the custys beer breath?
    I'd rather have someone with beer breath than that chronic bad breath with no effort taken to cover it up. Beer breath can be sexy sometimes...(okay, usually after work booty-call beer breath and nothing to do with work. )

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    I have this one guy who comes in for me 3-4 times a week.Spends on me. He is about 400 lbs and has this stench on him like urine and bad tuna. He tries to cover it up with cheap stuff. I mean everyone can smell him from his car on his way to the club, and we are at the club. Thats how we know hes on his way. He loves that Stetson and old Polo from like 20 yrs ago... yuck!!! He smells so bad that even his own stench doesnt want to be on him. So it clings to anyone walking by. I dont sit close to him at all because Im trying to breath fresh air. I go home and scrub myself 5 times in the shower to get the stink off me. My hair catches his stench to and it makes me sick. My man even almost puked when I came home. I tried sugesting colognes that smell good,he goes out and buys them and still smells but always goes back to the old stuff. I wonder if he knows he smells like that.But he thinks hes hot stuff. And he sits and wonders why he knows he going to be lonley his whole life.

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    Default Re: Getting a cologne bath

    I have 2 different kinds of baby wipes: fragrence free and fragrented. The smelly good ones I use after a smelly person. I take a baby wipe bath.

    Guys can you smell another man on a woman from a customer pov?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I have 2 different kinds of baby wipes: fragrence free and fragrented. The smelly good ones I use after a smelly person. I take a baby wipe bath.

    Guys can you smell another man on a woman from a customer pov?

    I've never smelled what I thought was a man's cologne or odor on a dancer.

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    Default Re: Getting a cologne bath

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Guys can you smell another man on a woman from a customer pov?
    No, but the clubs I go to, 90% of the girls wear perfume or scented something-or-other which would cover up the smell of cologne transfer.

    http://badtree.info/Contents/Cool_Co...ch_Cologne.mov

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