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    15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time

    1.) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    2.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    3.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

    4.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.... and see what happens.

    5.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

    6.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    8.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

    9.) Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    10.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

    11.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

    12.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
    different size funnels.

    13.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

    14.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

    15.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and
    then, yell very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"




    I'm seriously considering doing a couple of these
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    Default Re: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time

    3.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
    I've seen something similar at Target, and it wasn't tomato juice.....

    Some fun ideas on this list....

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    16. Switch sign numbers and roll back prices on your own.

    17. Ask an associate for the Martha Stewart section.

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    Hhhhmmm almost gives me some ideas. I'm making my weekly trip to Walmart Sunday, wonder what I'll end up doing
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    Quote Originally Posted by screaminpeachez
    1.) Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
    My roomate and I are SOOOOO doing that next time!!!
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    Default Re: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time

    19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

    20. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

    21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

    22. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

    23 Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

    24 "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

    25. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    Default Re: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time

    1.-15. Nothing. I boycott Wal-Mart.



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    25. Go to the kids department and go to any toy that talks and start pressing every single one. "Hi Im Elmo want to play" "Hi Hi Hi Hi im im im El El El El wan want play"

    xoxoxoxo

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    Last edited by Polo Girl; 09-16-2005 at 10:46 PM.

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    26: Dress in a batman costume complete with mask and skateboard thru the aisles fighting crime....

    27: Buy some dork glasses, mess up your hair , dress in spandex, pull the waistband up to your boobs and cry, "Mommmmmmmma... you here???? Where are you mommmmmmmaaaa?"


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    Please, please read this wonderful story about how a disgruntled employee got his revenge (and the rest of the site is pretty terrific, too).

    http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/arch...art-prank.html

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    ^ LOL!!!!!!

    I want to share the suggested name of the wine Wal-Mart was threatening to sell- "I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar"!

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    number 22 is awesome!!!!!!!!

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    Default Re: 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart when your going to be in there for a long time

    28: Reformat all the hard drives in the computer department...

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    I want to share the suggested name of the wine Wal-Mart was threatening to sell- "I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar"!
    The one I was worried about was "I Can't Believe It's Not Water!"

    Okay. I have made a career getting thrown out of my neighborhood WalMart. They even got rid of the electric horses because of me. I have a small list of things I have actually done at WalMart. Some of these are variations on things already listed. Do not attempt to try any of these unless you have an attorney nearby.

    Here's my contribution:
    29. Cover the security camera. Completely. After 5 minutes, uncover the camera and hold up a sign that says "You have just seen my colon."

    30. Buy coffee in the McDonald's or whatever snack shop is located in the WalMart then take it to the service desk, explaining, "I bought this last week and it's the wrong size. It doesn't fit."

    31. Conspicuously take a box of condoms into the fitting room. After five minutes call out to the clerk, "Can ya come back here and give me a hand?"

    32. Go to sporting goods and ask if they carry the John Gotti Handgun Collection.

    33. Go to the grocery section and buy a cucumber. Put a condom over it and take the entire assembly to gift wrap. Write on the card, "To the sisters of Dominican Convent, Merry Christmas!"

    34. Try to put any of the following on layaway: Reader's Digest, underwear, Ammunition, One Hallmark card, any fresh meat or produce, or tropical fish.

    35. Grab your cellphone and pretend to have phonesex in the checkout line (Or call someone you know and actually have phonesex. It's up to you.).

    36. This is actually another version of (35). While pretending to talk on your cellphone, say "......Okay, so the water turned blue. That means the test is positive? And the doctors are sure the baby is a Cyborg? Baby, you have GOT to quit having sex at Radio Shack......"
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    37. Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

    38. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

    39. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!"

    40. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

    41. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    Quote Originally Posted by screaminpeachez
    38. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

    39. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!"
    I admit it. I'm going to try 39 and 40 this weekend. If I am successful, I may consider taking my act to Greyhound Terminals across the U.S.


    42. Walk around with a UPC sticker on your forehead. Try to scan yourself at the checkout.

    43. Walk up to the pharmacy window and say "Damitol!" (Damn it all). You may have to explain that it's the world's greatest laxative as well as a decent oil treatment for the car.

    44. Draw a smiley face on a cantaloupe.

    45. Take some avocadoes from the grocery section to the service desk. Say "I think these oranges are a little too old...."
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    hahahaha^^^ 42 rocks!

    46. open several canned goods and say your just "testing out the can openers"

    47. Get a fishing rod from sporting goods and see what you can catch in the lobster tank.

    48. Grab a bag of jelly beans and see if you can get people to guess how many are in the bag.
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

    http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez

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    Hmmm...I detect a challenge here. I just thought of two that I'd like to try:

    49. Form a group to walk around the store singing the "Oscar Meyer Weiner" theme song.

    50. Go into a fitting room, next to one that is occupied, fall to your knees and say , "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned......."
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    51. Contaminate the Beauty supply area by "sampling" every bottle of perfume.

    52. While in the beauty supply area, if someone asks if you need assistance.. ask them if they can make you beautiful... really beautiful.

    53. Go to the books section... when anyone talks say "ssshhh"!
    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
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    http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez

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    54. When addressing any of the employees, begin everything you say with "In accordance with the Prophecy......."

    55. Look at the pictures of the models in the lingerie department and make low, moaning sounds......
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Have you heard of Whirl-Mart? Look up in google . . . it's this prank event that takes place in various locations where people dress up in costumes, push empty shopping carts in a conga line across the whole store, and then line up for the checkout and say "I'm not buying anything today."

    I participated once. As Darth Vader. :-)

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    I found this website off of google...
    thanks, I shall be informing others

    http://www.breathingplanet.net/whirl/whirlstarter.html

    "may your work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one is watching, screw like your being filmed and drink like a true Irishman "--anonymous
    "GOD is LOVE, but get it in writing"- Gypsy Rose Lee

    http://www.myspace.com/screaminpeachez

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    Quote Originally Posted by screaminpeachez
    40. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
    When it's busy and all the lines are backed up 10 deep:

    "Hey, yeah, you can come over here. This is the free line."

    White trash stampede.

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    Go through the Express line and ask for a quick hair cut

    With friends, try on lingerie and take pics of each other (true story, and they were all banned "for life.")
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    Quote Originally Posted by gypsy_girlchild
    With friends, try on lingerie and take pics of each other (true story, and they were all banned "for life.")
    But then they build another Wal-mart nearer to where you live and you're good to go again.

    Nice signature. I skipped kindergarten, too. All my friends who share get used, and they think that's okay!? How dumb is that?

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