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    the strangest customer ya eva had?

    hey there,

    with 6 years now under my belt i have had some strange requests and strange ppl just like we all have im sure..

    just wanted to hear some of your stories on strange customers and experiences as i have quite a few i would like to share..

    ok ill start off with the most rememberal one ..

    was bout 4 years ago now but i was called in on a sunday night as hardly any girls where about to work.. Sunday nights are a bit iffy and you get all sorts coming thro the door on sundays..

    Anyway this one night i was so dead and this guy walked in wearing slacks and a old shabby jumper.. too look at him as a first impression i thought that he would have not enough money but it was dead so i asked him anyway

    too my surprise the guy brought a private dance.. so i took him into the room explained that there was not touching blah blah blah ..

    he asked if he could take his jumper off explained that he could as long as he had a top on underneath in which he did have a t-shirt so i allowed him 2 take his jumper off..

    i started dancing and while i was he then asked me if he could take his t-shirt off.. asked him if he had a top on underneath that in which he said he did so i just contuined dancing whild he took his t-shirt off..

    LOL well he really did have a top on underneath the t-shirt it was infact a females singlet top in which he also had a bra on with those things that look like chicken fillets that girls put in their bras to make their boobs bigger..he was rubbing them and calling out my name..

    Because he wasnt really doing anything worng within the club rules i just had to deal with it and keep dancing

    i will never forget this experience its stuck in my mind lmao

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    i think the craziest custy i've had so far was the guy that wanted me to stand on his balls while wearing my heels. I was to stand on them for one song, then for the next one i was to haul off and kick him as hard as i could(in the balls). he was loving it and ended up paying me alot of money to do that a few times.
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    wow thats one i have never heard b4..

    i once got paid 100 to sit in the private room and take my boots off so this customer could look at my feet.. this guy also had ladies pantyhoes on instead off socks like most ppl genraly wear..

    was weird but all i had too do is sit there while he looked at my feet.. lol

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    You know, somehow I don't think we're going to get to the end of this thread without urine being mentioned.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    i think the craziest custy i've had so far was the guy that wanted me to stand on his balls while wearing my heels. I was to stand on them for one song, then for the next one i was to haul off and kick him as hard as i could(in the balls). he was loving it and ended up paying me alot of money to do that a few times.
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    yeah, urin..

    had a guy pay me to pee in a glass so he could drink it.

    had a guy pay me to stomp on hi snuts as hard as i could for a few songs.

    had a guy who was claustrofobic want to be in the small vip room, so he would hypervenilate and it turned him on.

    and of course theres the creepy foot fetish guys that like to lick my shoes. ew.

    dont get me wrong, its few and far between these guys come in and i deal with them. but over 3 years of dancing these ones stick out the most.

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    He had me pull on his nipple clamps and tell him exactly what I would do to him if we ever went out (it included a dildo.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    i think the craziest custy i've had so far was the guy that wanted me to stand on his balls while wearing my heels. I was to stand on them for one song, then for the next one i was to haul off and kick him as hard as i could(in the balls). he was loving it and ended up paying me alot of money to do that a few times.
    I know a couple guys that are into this uh...fetish? They were custys at my old club (not my custys tho but I would see whats going on in the back)

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    I had a guy who used to come in wearing diapers and wanted me to speak to him like he was a little boy.... lots of money.. but ohmigawd.. try keeping a straight face when you're telling him what a bad boy he is (the diapers were always clean, he just had a diaper fetish and baby talk thing)....


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    I had a guy a few days ago that wanted me to kick his balls!. At first I felt uncomfortable, but then I kind of got into it. It is a great stress releiver just hauling off on some strange guys nuts. It's was also kind of cool because I've been taking some sef-defense classes and it's pretty good practice, better than hitting the padded guy in class.

    I'm just wondering how common this ball-kicking is, I've had 3 or 4 requests since I started dancing a few months back. How often do you other girls encounter it?, how do you handle it?.

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    I was giving this guy a LD and he started making jerky movements and "grunting" like he was having a seizure. It freaked me out. It was the worst LD ever. I was like "r u ok??" maybe he was on drugs.

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    Sounds like he was getting off......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnyfla
    I'm just wondering how common this ball-kicking is, I've had 3 or 4 requests since I started dancing a few months back. How often do you other girls encounter it?, how do you handle it?.
    i was just wondering that same thing seeing as it has been mentioned a few times on this tread...

    i have never heard of that request happening here too any dancer i know..

    i sort of find it funny in a way..

    there is no way that we would even be allowed too do that ere even if we were offered money to do it

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    Hmm, I dunno, when you have friends like I have some of those things just sound normal, lol!

    My wierdest customers have been the ones off their chops on drugs and on a totally different planet - I could never explain ha! On the downside the alcaholic coke addict who can't remember a thing except our club and me / my name. Because he knows my name the doormen let him in and becasue he's rich my club tollerates him which is unfortunate for me as I'm the only person and thing he can remember and he follows me around like a little lap dog and tries to get on stage when I'm up there to shake my hand or have a conversation; or calls out to me all the time waving. Sometimes he pays to talk to me but because his memory is shot it doesn't usually happen because once he's got the money out of his wallet he's not sure why or he thinks he's already payed and is in the middle of putting the change back... it's maddening!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

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    I have had two really weird customers. One guy is from the country and comes in every few months. He is quite normal to talk to and always buys a private dance. When we get in the private room though and the music starts he closes is eyes and sways to the music...side to side and forward and back. It's hard to explain but gosh its funny. He doesn't open his eyes the whole time untill the end when I nude and he normally extends. Why I dunno...he could just sit in his loungeroom and do that. Good for me though...I barely have to dance.

    The other one I had is just your normal foot fetish guys. Buys a private and massages my feet. he comes is toward the end of the night so its great for my feet. Sometimes he just likes to stare at my feet as well and tell me they are so little and cute.

    Hell if they are willing to pay for it why not???

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    Kind of a co-incidence, had a custy last night into gettting kicked in the balls. 6 songs and a $40 tip, I love it!.

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    WTF!?!?! How hard you kick these dude's in the nuts? Do you get a running start? Do they fall over once its done? There are some strange people out there

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    I'll just snip this story from my LJ as I don't want to link to it:
    "So this guy is in the club I work at last night. Alien shirt and a spoon around his neck. There are few people to chat up and try and make money off of so I go up to him and say "hi". His reply? "You're one of *them* aren't you! One of those Chicks that come from Area 51!!! This ain't no Broom Lake thing, this is the real Area 51 on the California border..you know.. where all the people with guns are!!" *blink* *blink* "What do you know.. obviously you know I'm one of *them*.. the others.. what do you know?"

    He continues on in this vein for a bit then tells me his spoon is Swiss (from Lucerne, actually... it said so on the handle). Trooper that I am, I still made $20 off of him. However, while lapdancing for him I was still barraged with questions regarding what I know about the aliens and the Oregon strippers and their strange alliance with the people from Texas who apparently live in the motels on the Oregon-California border with their guns. I am so glad songs are only two and a half minutes long or so."

    Another one is this guy who always wears panthose that glow in UV light and wants me to tell him how sexy they are while he apologizes to "mama" for being a bad little boy.
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    I've had toe suckers, shoe lickers, urine drinkers, masochists, guys who want to be humiliated, dominated, coddled, mothered, guys who want me to destroy things ($100 to stomp on a watermelon in stillettos once), a guy with an ear fetish ("oooh, your ear's so nice... can you just rub it on my ear?"), guys who are depressed, going to kill themselves if I don't go home with them, going to kill themselves just for the heck of it, thought they were a reincarnation of the Buddha, wish they were a bug and I was stomping on them, etc...

    The weirdest one was kind of creepy tho. Apparently this guy had been waiting for me for an hour or so when I got to the club. I went on stage right away and he tipped me a dollar that he was trying to get me to look at a phone number or something (turned out it was a website). When I got done on stage he was trying to tell me that it was really important that I go to this website or something, and I told him I'd only talk to him if he got a dance from me. So he got a dance, and this was one of those clubs with the recliner lounge chair type things, where your just on top of them. So there I am, on top of him, and he tells me that I have been chosen for my superior ability to genetically mutate to survive The End Of The World, which is Imminent, and he has been Sent to tell me. It was right after MIB II came out, and I looked down at him and I swear his skin was shifting around just like that guy in the movie before all the bugs came crawling out of him... and it was only halfway through the song...



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    what was on the website, lena?
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    I dunno, something about a meteor running into the earth and the aliens are going to save some of us. It was a couple years ago.



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    this whole ball kicking thing is weird .. lol

    knowing my luck this weekend ill have some guy ask me too do it .. lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia108
    this whole ball kicking thing is weird .. lol

    knowing my luck this weekend ill have some guy ask me too do it .. lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alpha_Male
    Make sure you bring in a pair of steel-toed boots
    lmao i just dont think i could bring myself too do that for money let alone for free..

    but hey ill keep that in mind sure i got a few pairs lying around somewhere lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natalia108
    lmao i just dont think i could bring myself too do that for money let alone for free..

    but hey ill keep that in mind sure i got a few pairs lying around somewhere lol
    Are you kidding me... I only wish someone would pay me for that... There have been WAY too many that I wish I could of done for free and with pleasure!!!!!

    Lena... I met a maniac like that... He swore he was working as a spy for some country, was harassing all the other customers around him asking them what country they were from... Accusing them of following him there... WEIRDO!!! Thank goodness management through him out (only after several custys left)... It took way too long since I was stuck with this weirdo because he bought champagne... I was afraid to drink any of it... thinking he was going to put whatever he was on in my drink...
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