What can I order that won't totally knock me out? I use to just order soda, but no one wants to pay $5 for Coke...I love Chardonnay, but don't want to come off as prissy (its a small club).
What can I order that won't totally knock me out? I use to just order soda, but no one wants to pay $5 for Coke...I love Chardonnay, but don't want to come off as prissy (its a small club).
I'd go with cranberry juice...




You could say cranberry and vodka, and then have a deal with the bartender where she just gives you the juice instead. When I did champagne courts they always made me juice drinks but the customer though it was a mixed drink.





Midori Sour. Its just melon liquor and sour mix... some bartenders add a lil sprite.
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vodka and orange is good !!
double shot of jager, you'll be in good shape.
stoli razz + sprite would be my suggestion
this idea sounds like it works for everyone .. the bar doesnt even have to pour the liquor the customer is paying for lol...have a deal with the bartender where she just gives you the juice instead.
I was going to say what was said above about making arrangements with the bartenders. Since drinks with alcohol cost more, they can pocket the rest as a tip.
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adobe ur sexy... i want to try the drink that paige just suggested!
I like Baileys and Milk, yo can get them to put a twist of strawberry liquer in there...it tastes like a milkshake. Or you could tell the people behind the bar that you are not a big drinker and for them only to pretend to make you an alcoholic drink but instead only put coke in a class. I'm sure they won't mind as they still make the money of a drink which doesn't cost them much to make.
If you want to drink wine then order it.... noone will think your prissy.
If you don't want to drink too fast ask for it to be a tall..... a larger drink with not as much booze.
i drink cranberry juice at work.That way it looks like your getting something worth the $5 in the little bitty cup.I have a deal with the waitresses at work all i have to ask for is a "cranberry"and they know I just want juice.
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Just my 2 peso's.....
Pocketing the custies money,or lieing to them can lead to problems,its basically ripping them off,might as well promise them a blowjob in the vip room and not deliver,its about the same thing.
Ripping a custie off is just that,ripping them off,and people who have been drinking get really really pissed off if they discover they have been "Had".
Then the doorguys get involved,the drama sets in,everyone looses money.
If someone offers to buy you a drink,order what you want,but dont charge the guy for something your not getting.
Usually if a guy has a problem buying a 5 dollar coke,he is going to have just as much problem ordering a 7.50 mixed drink or beer,not to mention the 20.00 bottle of merlot.
A bartender who is pocketing money for a drink is stealing from the club,and in the end,stealing from you and me.(less we forget,also the custie)
Order them "tall"or just order something without booze in it(no shame in that game),or even better,never drink a drink,just sip a few times when your talking,then leave it on the table while you go back to the VIP.(then order another one when you get back,NEVER drink the one you left behind)
If you get to the bottom of your drink before you get to the bottom of his wallet,something isnt being done right IMO.
When the club opens,many guys come thru the door with the intentions of getting girls trashed so they can get extras,booze is legal,rufee's aint,there really isnt any difference in the application.
Its great to have a waitress or bartender covering your back,but in the end,professional entertainers have to cover thier own asses when it comes to drugs and booze,trusting other people with it is just asking for trouble in the end,or looking for someone else to blame for anything that happens.
From your post,it looks to me like you see this as an issue that needs to be addressed and molded to fit your hustle.
You already recognized the problem,thats far more then most,your already ahead of the game.
Best of luck in finding your best solution.





I don't drink at all, and I have no problem ordering a soda or a bottle of water. I would never ever rely on the waitresses and bartenders being able to remember my personal N/A request, for one thing, especially in a large club or one I'm new to. If the customer has issues with my order, they are probably not going to be easy to deal with anyway--they're either just going to want to party and not spend money, or they're going to want to do waaay too much. I also prefer to deal with customers who are themselves not trashed.
And just like BG said, if the dude gets huffy over a $5 soda, do you think he'll spring for a dance? If he doesn't want to spend money on drinks but will still buy dances, he'll probably say so. I worked in a club with stupid $8 dancer drinks and frequently when the waitress would ask a customer who knew the deal if he'd like to buy a drink, he'd say, "Not right now. We're getting ready to go do some dances." Hooray for them.




can i just giggle and go "no, sweetheart, i'm too young!" since i'm only nineteen, or will the guys get issues about that? pissy men are annoying, but in the end, i'm not doing this for the fabulous company.... so i'll play along.![]()
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Alot of the girls in my club drink wine and nobody thinks anything of it. It doesn't matter what I drink, I always take a couple sips and ditch my drink in the dressing room. I am not gonna be the drunk stripper falling down on stage. I know what they look like and it isnt a pretty sight, and not a very effective way to make money.
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Venus i started dancing at 19 and I did not have a problem with customers. If the customer was into me, he bought me a soda or energy drink at the bar. He wanted my company regardless.
If the guy is real dissapointed that you can't drink with him, he is probably not one you want to spend your time with anyway.
Your flirty way would work well I think.
Also, when I would go into the champagne courts, it would be a set price for the customer regardless of what I drank. ( A champage bottle or two drinks)I just felt like a baby saying only juice.
Now reading this thread, I do agree of the problems that could arise if a customer feels cheated.
And i am doing greattt.
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