Greetings ladies,
I am in the process of designing a club and have a couple questions. I would also like your opinions about some of my ideas. I do not have an unlimited budget, but would like to see to it that the dancers at my club are as comfortable and happy as possible. Your input is greatly appreciated.
Question #1: What design features, accomodations, etc. do dancers most prefer?
My current list of ideas:
(1) Rotating poles
(2) Special stage flooring typically used in dance studios that has rubber matting below it. This type of floor is softer and "springier" than typical stages.
(3) A dressing room shower
(4) Couches and televisions in the dressing room
(5) Free tampons in the dressing room (would this privelage get abused?)
(6) Girls select their own attire and music (within reason...I don't really want a girl dressed like a mastadon dancing to "The Blue Danube")
(7) Customer dress codes (no sweaty guys in tank-tops and speedos)
(Anything else that you suggest (also within reason...I realize that you would prefer no tip-outs and complete, unfettered discretion in your schedules, but I too would like to eat!)
Question #2: I will preface this next question by saying that what you or anybody does on their own time is none of my business unless it harms me. That being said, it is very important to me that drugs NOT enter the premises. As many of you know, law enforcement does not generally smile upon clubs of our ilk and often times authorities are just dying for an excuse to close a place down. I don't wish to give them one. Do you have any suggestions as to how to monitor drugs in the club? Drug testing is out of the question as, again, I don't care if a girl does them elsewhere (I shouldn't say I don't care, because I do, just for other reasons).
I don't mean to stereotype here. As a musician, I am constantly viewed as being a druggie (I'm not). As a very soon-to-be attorney, I am constantly viewed as being a liar (I'm not). As a soon-to-be gentlemen's club owner, I am sure that I'll be viewed as a whole host of things that I'm not. (For the record however, I certainly do smoke like a chimney and may very well have an unhealthy addiction to sex...but I digress. And no, I am not opening a club to try to get laid. Thats what my band is for!)
Some assorted ideas that I have (I'd appreciate if you would tell me if any or all of these would be desired):
(1) Scholarships for dancers (provided that they keep up those grades of course!)
(2) Paid rehab
(3) 401(k)
(4) 24/7 telephone access to me (I will not be managing the club and will be in it infrequently) to voice any concerns.
(5) Anything else you think of (again, within reason...I realize that you would dearly love the dressing room to contain a day spa and non-speaking men with rippling abdominal muscles to cater to your every whim. If I make enough money, I'll certainly consider these things...in the mean time).
Thank you very, very much for your input. Hopefully, with your help, I can start a club that girls are happy and comfortable in and are happy to go to for reasons other than just the tips.



Anything else that you suggest (also within reason...I realize that you would prefer no tip-outs and complete, unfettered discretion in your schedules, but I too would like to eat!)
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Go to the fucking bar next door!! Their beer is cheaper and they have food, too! Jack ass. Anyways...if you are going to have TV's, I would suggest playing that cool "new age" stuff...where it's only colors that morph onto the screen and all. Anything that plays the actual TV just distracts the guys from the dancers. They won't notice that there's no movie on...they came there to see naked women!!



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