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    I had a few brats pull this sh*t on me once. They also broke the window of my car and took my handbag (I had no cash in it). The perils of private dancing.

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    ...she should have

    A. Pulled a gun on him and forced the punk to tip her all his allowance.
    B. Read him a bedtime story about Little Red Stripper and the Big Bad Regular.
    C. Asked up front if he has any relatives named "Derek".
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    hahaha wiseguy.

    craziness.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    13? That's a fucked up little kid right there.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    wtf thats crazy a 13 year old you got to be kidding ..

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    Why would she stick around when she seen the juvenile?

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    Creepy & disturbing...how'd this 13 year-old come up with this idea??? WTF? I would bring in his guardians for questioning.

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    I think the kid should go to Juvey til he's at least 18. His family should seriously be questioned. What would make a 13 year old boy think of trying to basically kidnap a stripper????
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    Recommended punishment -- cleaning the womens' toilets at the city's airports and bus stations for 3 months.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Recommended punishment -- cleaning the womens' toilets at the city's airports and bus stations for 3 months.
    He might actually like that.

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    Give the little pecker the chair.

    [Now...not sure whether I mean the electric chair or the bachelor's chair at a nearby club. Either would probably be a solid shock (heh) and as for the latter, yanking down the pre-pubescent little turd's pants in front of a roomful of grown men and women might cause sufficient pain...]

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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ...she should have

    C. Asked up front if he has any relatives named "Derek".
    "Doc still loved true things, but he knew it was not a general love and it could be a very dangerous mistress." - John Steinbeck, Cannery Row


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    Quote Originally Posted by Deogol
    He might actually like that.
    Military style -- with a toothbrush

    and not just once a day, 16 hours a day

    at Dulles airport and DC bus stations
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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