I'm stuck!
The general consencus is for a Dungrons & Dragons themed Bachelor party... Now can anyone imagine a more nerdy bachelor party? Here i am trying my ass off to organize things all the while knowing that this goddamned D&D thing is floating around...
I sat there and told these guys "how the FUCK am i gonna get a stripper for this" and was told to just deal with it since i "know about those things"... Um.... I do?
In the movie Excalibur, that chick who started dancing at the beginning was sexy (Igraine in the flick). BUT look what the fuck i'm dealing with here. I like Lord of the Rings, like Fantasy itself, can't stand D&D. This is from one who has played it, it's like "Kill this" now "kill this"... Here's this funky thing, kill it... Lets roll some dice... THAT'S D&D!
So....
I can get hold of some medieval garb for a dancer to wear, but WILL SHE? Most of the shit i can get has no push up nothing, and all i have to go on is Arthurs mother in the flick "Excalibur!" Medeval garb is just so un-fucking-sexy! SHE was hot in that flick... Rennisance garb has boobs spilling out the top and girdles and all kinds of tease-type-stuff... But, um, i preferr *um* MODERN Katrine/Bridgette strippers...
I'm seriously considering skippinng this bachelor barty or calling it cold and DRAGGING people out to the SC...
Thus are the trials of working around a bunch of trekkie/D&Dheads... This is some shit i just don't know how to handle. But yet, 'since i know so much about Strippers (You may giggle about that any time you wish) I must set that angle up...
The fucked up thing is this: If it's a bachelor party where a stripper does her thing and then leaves and then guys start playing D&D... is there any way to slit my wrists without the groom knowing?
I can't just leave.
My intention is this, rip these fucking housecased into the SC, but that is meeting with some, ahem, cough, resistance... (Imagine that!)
Why the fuck is throwing a bachelor party this fucking hard to plan???



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