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  • He payed 10K

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  • he payed 50k,and i didnt have to touch his pecker

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Thread: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

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    Default Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Ok heres a funny.....

    Her name was Sarah.

    she was da "chit"!!!!!!

    fuckin art!!!!

    past her ass blonde hair,not to ugly in the face and cali tanned,wore all the newest styles,body beautiful,freekin stereotype!

    If i was 10 years younger,i would have made her mine.(for a sec)

    For 3 years,she said she didnt want to dance.

    ok by me,she was the PERFECT doorgirl!!!!

    Blonde with body,honest with the money,dumb as a box of hair and would laugh at whatever a custie said,while wearing a low cut top.

    again,perfect.

    she didnt want to dance(at the time)and didnt want anything to do with lapdances.
    sooooo

    The running joke was her "telethon".(we were buds so i didnt push the stage)

    I had offers up to 8500 for a single lapdance as her manager,and he had it in cash!

    I always said "NO,not on the menu",then would ask her to make sure,then repeat"not on the menu" to the custie.
    Even when i became the dj where she worked,i would always annouce what the tally was up to for the "doorgirl".

    i guess what my question is,whats it gonna take to get you to cross the line from support staff to stripper other then ego??

    I cast no stones,i sold a profitable restaurant for 37 cents and a blowjob before,so i got no depths to my lowness,and cant be offended or hold anything against you.

    for those that are support staff,just for fun.....

    If a guy came in with 10,000 dollars in cash,would you strip/lapdance??


    lol!
    I fuckin would,and pray he liked seeing old dj's nekid!!!!!!

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Well, considering the fact that most people here are strippers, I think they'd do a lapdance for 20 dollars or whatever the going rate for their club is

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Hell, I would probably do "it" with a guy for 1 mil. When my guy found out I had cheated on him, I would show him the cash, and then we'd be friends again! I won't lie...1 million dollars could probably make me do some silly shit.
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    LOL you are crazy Abbey. But I feel ya.







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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    1 million does make people do crazy things!

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    When I was bartending a guy came in and bought a double dance from me and the other bartender for $400

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    dumb as a box of hair and would laugh at whatever a custie said,while wearing a low cut top.

    again,perfect.
    since when is being dumb part of being perfect ?

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Being dumb can be very profitable,even if its just an act.
    I toss Susan Sommers on the table as proof.

    Her first role in "threes company" made her famous(and rich),it was of the stereotype "dumb blond"

    Then of course there is anna nichole....
    how about rollergirl?
    Valley girls??
    the list of females who used the "dumb"tag to their bennies is endless.


    "I didnt invent "dumb blonde",and i really dont know why its like honey to the bee with men,but guys always seem to go after(with thier money)for the "dumb blonde",if she has a BA or Braces,even better,even more earning potential.

    From what i have been told,they even have a whole book of "dumb blond jokes".

    A smart blond,with great ( . Y . )"S,run men off,specially the "betas",its just to intimidating for most to handle.
    It may be what i prefere to wake up next to,but its not what attracts the higher % of men/money,and I was staffing a club.
    I used the best bait known to man,stereotypes.
    Business is business.

    Most of your custies will want to feel"better"then you,and "smarter"then you,or they are there to "rescue"you and show the "dumb"stripper the light.Its a fact of the industry,and can be used to your advantage if you know what your looking for and how to know when to say"huh,tee hee"when the guy is describing what he does for a living.
    Business is business.

    Yea some custies want conversation,they are called regs,and they always want more then whats on the menu.
    the rest want dumb,and they far outnumber the regs in most cases.

    Playing "dumb",but "interested" will make you more money on an average club floor then walking around as a smart girl.

    being dumb is a sure thing to men.
    Being smart makes it a conquest.

    Most men pay the cover at the door for a sure thing,only the regs are looking for conquest.
    "smart"girls that walk around the room with thier degree on thier sleeves put off the "stuck up"stripper persona.<sp>

    Ya just gotta be smart enough to know when to deal the right card to the right custie.

    I dont know the difference between a "dumb"stripper and a "smart"stripper until they retire,then everyone knows,not just me.
    Till then,everyone is guessing when we are talking about a stripper who isnt "stupid".




    This is just my opinion and not ment to offend.

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Well ok but actually being dumb and playing dumb are two different things.

    From your first post it sounded as if you were saying that hostess was actually dumb and it was part of what made her a perfect woman.

    Now that I think about it though there are plenty of guys in the world who do think that being a stupid is a requirement for spending time or money on a woman.

    Ofcourse that says more about that kind a man then it does about women who are not the brightest bulbs in the box.

    As for your poll, you didn't put a priceless option

    Some of us out here just do not cross our personal "line" for any amount of money.

    I have been offered thousands upon thousands for things I don't do and have never accepted. I know and have witnessed other dancers , hostesses, bartenders etc who have refused those kinds of offers too.

    Some things really are priceless !
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    Being dumb can be very profitable,even if its just an act.
    I toss Susan Sommers on the table as proof.

    Her first role in "threes company" made her famous(and rich),it was of the stereotype "dumb blond"

    Then of course there is anna nichole....
    how about rollergirl?
    Valley girls??
    the list of females who used the "dumb"tag to their bennies is endless.


    "I didnt invent "dumb blonde",and i really dont know why its like honey to the bee with men,but guys always seem to go after(with thier money)for the "dumb blonde",if she has a BA or Braces,even better,even more earning potential.

    From what i have been told,they even have a whole book of "dumb blond jokes".

    A smart blond,with great ( . Y . )"S,run men off,specially the "betas",its just to intimidating for most to handle.
    It may be what i prefere to wake up next to,but its not what attracts the higher % of men/money,and I was staffing a club.
    I used the best bait known to man,stereotypes.
    Business is business.

    Most of your custies will want to feel"better"then you,and "smarter"then you,or they are there to "rescue"you and show the "dumb"stripper the light.Its a fact of the industry,and can be used to your advantage if you know what your looking for and how to know when to say"huh,tee hee"when the guy is describing what he does for a living.
    Business is business.

    Yea some custies want conversation,they are called regs,and they always want more then whats on the menu.
    the rest want dumb,and they far outnumber the regs in most cases.

    Playing "dumb",but "interested" will make you more money on an average club floor then walking around as a smart girl.

    being dumb is a sure thing to men.
    Being smart makes it a conquest.

    Most men pay the cover at the door for a sure thing,only the regs are looking for conquest.
    "smart"girls that walk around the room with thier degree on thier sleeves put off the "stuck up"stripper persona.<sp>

    Ya just gotta be smart enough to know when to deal the right card to the right custie.

    I dont know the difference between a "dumb"stripper and a "smart"stripper until they retire,then everyone knows,not just me.
    Till then,everyone is guessing when we are talking about a stripper who isnt "stupid".




    This is just my opinion and not ment to offend.


    wow!! i LEARNED SOOOOO much from that post alone. I do very well but i guess it just irks me when guys feel and express that they need to rescue" " me, I usually take offense to this type of attitude. I never pretend to be dumb, i actually exert alot of effort to make sure they know I am am smart or smarter than they are(not in a rude way, but subtly). I hate the whole dancer stereotype thing, and I feel extreme anxiety that anyone might think that i act like a stereotypical dancer. I guess in the club i can try to change that, for more cash. I love to play dumb blonde for my husband. He eats it up, so i guess others would too. Good advice, thanks

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    Uhhh...don't know about the rest of you but, you could pretty much get me to do anything for 1 mill! <--- i mean come on, THINK about it!

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    Default Re: Doorgirl/waitress randsome,Priceless???

    This is what happens to a thread when it is not clearly stated at the outset. I have no idea what the hell you, BGMM, are talking about (and I state humbly of course that is not a requirement for anyone posting here). But usually I can make out most of what you write. I don't know what you had in your pipe, but the smoke makes everything seem very hazy.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    $40 and a pack of cigarettes....

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    Heh.... Okay, I might be the 'bad' dancer here but uh, I'd do 'it' for the 10k alone. That's a nice chunk of change for just a round of sex.

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    Yea I agree...

    I'm not that afraid of a little dick in my ass :/

    And if it was a chick? well right now, I'd hit it for 10 bucks.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Well, I'm no homo, but for a million bucks and never again, I'm hearing banjo's playing.

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    Hmmm,
    Who knows.... just a dance; sure I'd do it for $10k. A little pokin'? A million wouldn't cut it....maybe 2 mil.
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    Okay im laughing at this pole. As a waitress I have been offered:
    $2000 for a hand job, he said I could wear a glove
    $500 for a lap dance, clothes on
    $500 to flash my tits(damn that money helped me)
    $10, 000 for one hour of sex, he told me I could close my eyes
    $8000 for a lap dance and he said he would pay my bills the rest of my life for me
    $50 to flash one nipple, again the money helped me out lol
    $20, 000usd(Im canadian remember) for a lap dance

    I've had so many other petty offers but those are the ones that popped into my mind at this moment... guys will offer anything to a waitress/shooter girl because they know they are off limits... as soon as we become dancers though we would have to fight to get $20 for a lap dance. Its funny how hard a guy will try for the off limits ones.
    Mind you as a shooter girl I still pocket $20 for a hooter shooter and guys are actually stupid enough to pay it. I deep throat the shot tube, I stick it in my clevage i crawl on the guys lap and give a little dance then shove my tits in his face. Im sorry but men are so pathetic lol. I love it it helps me pay my bills.

    Oh and the bets are being taken in at my club when im going to start dancing... im on stage almost everynight topless with a few of the dancers doing whatever... making out or whatever. I think its down to one week... who knows.

    But I would probably cross the line for 50 grand... im sure my man could swallow it for that one dance...


    Oh and to clear it up... i never took any of the offers except the ones to flash my tits.

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    We have a bartender who is really hot. She occasionally dances without taking anything off and does incredibly steamy girl-on-girl shows with another dancer - but she doesn't get undressed. She works in super-short shorts and a bikini top, or a babydoll, or something like that. Every customer in that place would pay her a FORTUNE to undress. We're all taking bets on when she'll start dancing nude but she swears she never will.

    The night she does, I wouldn't be surprised if my boyfriend sold his car and spent the proceeds on her. She is HOT. But you're right, I think a lot of the reason they want to see it so badly is because she insists she won't show it.

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    There are so many dancers out there I would kill to look like... so many are so damn hot... yet they still have to hussle for a tip... Its all in the fantasy... guys can see these girls naked on stage but he cant see these girls naked at all... who they going to try more for.
    I felt really bad one night there was a huge tipper in the club sitting at one of my tables.. I was sitting talking to him and he was tossing me $20 bills for no reason other then I was talking and serving him alcohol. He was tryin to get me to give him a dance later on and these dancers were tryin to get him out back. He looked at them and said 'why would I want to take you for a dance to see you naked when I just saw you naked on stage? I have this beautiful girl sitting here fully clothed who im dying to see naked. Im going to keep working on her' I felt sooooooooo bad. I actually stopped sitting with him...

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    Good for you. What an asshole.

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    Are you for real? We're strippers here, of course we would dance for any amount over standard price. As for me, I've fucked guys for a lot less than 10K, so I'm in.

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    LOL kat!!!
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    this aint about fuckin.


    Just about the girls guys cant have,wading thru a river of girls they can "have"(only for lapdances of course)

    I have seen some butt ugly waitstaff(nice humans in general,just not marketable)and they seem to command a higher lapdance fee then the perfect 10's walking around the room,half anaked,awillin to give aLD.

    Is it almost a fact yet???

    men want what they cant have, more then what they can??

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM

    men want what they cant have, more then what they can??
    You're soooooo right. When I started as a waitress, guys would regularly offer me $20+ just to flash a tit for a second...and this was in Houston of all places, apparently home of the $40 blowjob.

    Also, I was cashing out some funny money last week and these 3 guys were hitting on the doorgirl HARD. I mean, it was obnoxious, they wouldn't leave her alone, trying to chat her up and get her to somehow stop working and go inside for a drink with them.Ummm, she had to check their ID, take their money, and then get me my cash. Of course once they were inside, they kept their heads down and didn't tip a cent nor talk to any dancers. Fucktards!!

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