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    How do you politely tell a dancer who is moaning in a fake way to stop? I have had this happen a few times, and everytime it was a major turn-off. Does moaning like that actually turn other guys on? I mean, to me, it's so fake that it's almost insulting.

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    I don't tell her to stop. When the song is over I say "thanks" and pay her. Then I go find another dancer.
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    ^ What Yoda said.
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    Yoda and CO, that's kind of passive aggressive.

    If a dancer starts that with me, I start taunting her. Like she has no clue how to fake it cuz she never had a real one. Most of them come around, give a good dance, and want to talk later.

    Then there are the ones who want to get off fast so they won't get depressed (or whatever their reason du jour is). You just hold them by their hair and say, "You're pretty but you cum too soon."

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    I find it insulting myself.

    try "can i fake it too?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JC2006
    How do you politely tell a dancer who is moaning in a fake way to stop? I have had this happen a few times, and everytime it was a major turn-off. Does moaning like that actually turn other guys on? I mean, to me, it's so fake that it's almost insulting.
    i recall getting a LD from a stripper who did the same thing. in fact, she would put on the whole Vivid porn star act. so, she would not only moan, but she would also breathe heavily, make facial contortions, give smoldering looks of lusts mixed with a little dirty talk (ie: "you have a big dick")...sigh. anyway, i found it pretty distracting. otherwise, her dances were fine. i guess she thought it was some kind of turn-on because either (A) her other customers liked it or (B) they were too polite to say anything about it. frankly, i just told her to knock off all the bells and whistles and concentrate more on gyrating, grinding and bucking on my lap. you'd be surprised how many strippers will comply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    you'd be surprised how many strippers will comply.
    Plus that's how you find the ones who say, "I love it when you tell me what to do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Yoda and CO, that's kind of passive aggressive.

    If a dancer starts that with me, I start taunting her. Like she has no clue how to fake it cuz she never had a real one. Most of them come around, give a good dance, and want to talk later.

    Then there are the ones who want to get off fast so they won't get depressed (or whatever their reason du jour is). You just hold them by their hair and say, "You're pretty but you cum too soon."
    Sporty, we aren't all looking for "victims". Some of us just want a lap dance.
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    Fake moaning is really near the top of the all-time lame list.

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    If the dancer becomes all juicy in the nether regions, I dont mind the moaning, heavy breathing and purring. At least there are visible and tactile indicators that shes having fun. But a stripper faking this stuff doesnt add to my enjoyment in the least.

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    I hate dancer moaning too. I used to tell them as soon as possible to stop something I didn't like. Moaning and ass-slapping came up most often. But my requests usually were only remembered for the current trip. I figure they see so many guys they can't remember what each of us likes from trip to trip. And often we'd waste the dance discussing why I didn't like a particular move.

    Now, I usually don't say anything - especially when a girl seems to be trying very hard otherwise. <Grin> It's her 'creative expression' after all.

    SC'ing seems like fast food. Just take what she offers - fast and cheap - special orders often upset them and waste your time and money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us
    Sporty, we aren't all looking for "victims".
    If you're coaching in any sport, you teach the players moves that work. If you help a dancer get it right, it's like all her additional money came from you. Some of my favorites have been dancers you guys would have left after one song. I just took a coaching break and explained what would work for them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SportsWriter2
    Some of my favorites have been dancers you guys would have left after one song. I just took a coaching break and explained what would work for them.
    Actualy Sporty, most of your favorites have been girls I wouldn't even tip at the stage let alone buy a dance from. Of course that's just a matter of personal taste as I'm sure they are all quite lovely.

    I'm not a coach, I'm a customer looking for a good time. I do more than enough mentoring and training in my work life. In a strip club I want a grown-up, fully emotionaly evolved woman who has enough self-confidence to know she's driving me wild without having to resort to stupid parlor tricks to do it.
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    Actual conversation I had with a dancer in Vegas after she began a bout of this.

    Me: Ahh sweetie, that's not neccesary.
    Dancer: Don't you want me to be all hot and horny for you?
    Me: Don't you want to sell me a second dance?

    She knocked it off after that. You just need to speak their language I guess.
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    I don't mind the fake moaning, it if comes with two way contact. Air dance moaning doesn't make the least bit of sense.

    My fav likes to purr, but normally, she is touching me with her lips when she does this. IN NON-NAUGHTY PLACES KTHX
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    Now I'd hope my boys wouldn't mind if I moaned for you a bit! *Uuuuuhhhhhhhh......Oooooohhhhhhhh...(bites lip) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *lick lick, slurp slurp!*
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    I just come out and tell them to stop the fake moaning. In fact, I usually just come out and say what I feel as I don't care what I say to these broads.

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    I think I might make weird moan-like voices involuntarily when I dance, especially if I am controrting myself into some unnatural position, not just the ole grind. But think more like a Maria Sharapove serve growl than a porn star pseudo moan. Oh well, ya'll can just fucking deal with it.

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    Hey Katrine, I'll make you moan; and not that godamned psuedo porn star shit! Ggrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! GigityGigityGigity- YEAH!
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    Actually my favorite and I will both moan as a joke during some sets. Neither of us takes it seriously.

    >>>Sad<<<

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS
    Hey Katrine, I'll make you moan; and not that godamned psuedo porn star shit! Ggrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! GigityGigityGigity- YEAH!
    NOW where talkin'!!!!
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