HBO will be showing the new George Carlin show in November , live from NYC![]()
here is his website with the date and much more
HBO will be showing the new George Carlin show in November , live from NYC![]()
here is his website with the date and much more





He's great saw him once first line of the show was "Has anyone wondered Why no one talks abour pussy farts anymore " ha it was great !





I 2nd "golf courses for the homeless" hahaha. Sometimes hes a complete ass...but somehow its funny.
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I loved him on Shining Time Station, I thought he was a better Mr. Conductor than Ringo Star... Who knew he'd become known as such a great comedian after that children's show?
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Quote from George Carlin:
"You know how they coined the acronym T.G.I.F???Thank God It's Friday???They should coin H.S.I.O.W.Holy Sh*t It's Only Wednesday."
LOL!!!
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My favorite Carlin line?
"Rat shit, Bat shit, Dirty old twat... Sixty-nine assholes tied in a knot."
lmfao
George effin rocks.




Ok, now I really feel old....George Carlin was born in 1937, he's 68 years old. He started his comedy career in the late 1950's. He was part of Shining Time Station from roughly 1991-1993. His best comedy was in the 1970's & 1980's. Although I still find him funny, (check him out in The Aristocrats) he was at the top of his game long ago. Last time I saw him live was in 2001, and yes he started his set with "Has anyone wondered why no one talks about pussy farts anymore". He was working on material for an upcoming HBO special “Complaints & Grievances,” that aired live at the end of 2001.
I loved him on Shining Time Station, I thought he was a better Mr. Conductor than Ringo Star... Who knew he'd become known as such a great comedian after that children's show?
(sorry, I guess with my bf being a comedian I'm really anal about the facts)
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I had never heard of him until shining time station (all we watched was PBS in myhouse.0 Bu tI will def. check out some of his earlier stuff.
Please don't lick me, it tickles..
^Heh.. My Son used to watch that. I was surprised and a little disappointed that George had been reduced to a kids' show playing Mr Conductor! Didn't last too long though, Ringo Starr stepped in to take his place thankfully.




I always thought that was a really odd part for both Carlin & Ringo. A comedian of his caliber and a music legend.....either they really felt strongly about that show or it was a fat paycheck.^Heh.. My Son used to watch that. I was surprised and a little disappointed that George had been reduced to a kids' show playing Mr Conductor! Didn't last too long though, Ringo Starr stepped in to take his place thankfully.
Check out some of his stuff from the early 1980's like "A Place For My Stuff" (1981) and "HBO Special Carlin At Carnegie" (1982).I had never heard of him until shining time station (all we watched was PBS in myhouse.0 Bu tI will def. check out some of his earlier stuff.
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I liked something I heard him say about not washing your hands after urinating...something like, "Well, I didn't piss on my hands and if they're that dirty after just touching my pecker, maybe I ought to pull it out and give it a washing."
I am hoping to catch him live one of these days. I had the chance New Years 2000 but some stuff came up that prevented me from going that night![]()
i love older carlin stuff and the newer stuff too....one line of his i think of all the time lol---when someone says they have to take a shit, i always think of the bit about "take a shit? you dont take a shit, you leave a shit!" hahaha and "dont take one of mine!"
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I like his books, they're full of random one-liners and observations. One of my favorites, obviously from a few years ago: "When JFK Jr gets into a cab in NYC to go to the airport, do you think he says 'Take me to JFK?'....and if so, how does he feel about that?"
I saw him in Vegas a few years ago. He was funny, but there was one point in the show where a guy heckled him. George mustve spent a full 5 minutes screaming at the guy....he seriously blew a gasket. It was sorta frightening to watch. That, and most of the show was bits I'd heard him do in HBO specials.
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