Yeah, that's right, I should have been born a man. Hour long toilet sessions, bashing dancers/women in general (only in the privacy of my own home!) PENIS ENVY! What I wouldn't give to lay down a hot sexy mama and slide my juiced up joy stick up her hot creamy cooch..... Aaaaaaaaaaarrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!! I WANT SOME! I want to be a man! I'd be all studly and rippling with hot sexy muscles, ignoring the broads till they all creamed their jeans for me! Whoo Hoo! Ahhh, I've had these dreams mind you, and they're quite nice! *note to self - find hot sexy bi-curious mama willing and ready!*



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I got in touch with my masculine side by wearing a huge one under my skirt at Hula Hut on warm spring day, where half of Austin goes to drink and people watch....teeheehee, am I an attention-whore, nah! 



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