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    Do yall girls like havin somethin to rub up against?

    Personally my dick is extremely shy, last dance i had the girl seemed to be doin her damnedest to please me you know, she had nice real boobs and a nice ass and she was beautiful but i just didnt get that physical reaction in my pants nahmean... she was actually grabbing my crotch but my dick was LIIIMP AS FUKK... i felt kind of embarrassed u know...

    do most strip club patrons get erections in the booth or what? is it somethin to give it your all and still not be able to get a young dude like me up? do some dudes actuallly have really tiny dicks and get boners u cant feel and now dis chick probably think i got a small dick and told all the other strippers i got a small dick?

    holla at the kid

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    Hello
    My name is Mast
    and I am a Strip Club Junkie.
    And....I have an erection :/

    As long as you pay the money +tip they don't care if its smiling at them. Tho I suggest wearing jogging shorts, and no undies!

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    shyt im not wonderin if they care, im wonderin if they LIKE IT when dude got a boner... i know this chick givin me the dance was goin NUTS and i was feelin her too, but she was feelin for my dick and its like my shit wasnt there, i rock baggy pants but when i got a boner my dick is easy to find, she was like bumpin on my pelvis and shit cuz my dick was like hiding and shit down wit my nutsack, she was tryna grab my dick and it was like she couldnt get a hold of it

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    I often think this is the one thing I cannot get my head round about strip clubs. why would a guy want to get a real hard on and then toddle off home alone?? !!

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    ^ Someone could be at home for them lol ..

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    and what about lonely guys on business trips away from home....spending hundereds ina club when he could get a girl in his hotel for everyrthing for the same cost!

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    ^ Its easy rub on off lol - clean up and get some good sleep .

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    well obviously i agree but I'm just playing devils advocate! A lot of money spent on what some men would think of as nothing more than a bit of a tease!

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    Ok my erection isnt all that impressive,but even flacid,it can at least be found!!

    Im sorry "Horse"you may want to rethink your member name over this thread!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Maybe "hunglikeHORSEfly"

    roflmao!!!!!

    sorry,just kiddin,to easy!!!!

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    Interested in your answer....

    Would you rather spend time with a few men at a strip show all night,or just call 1 guy to your hotel room to fuck for an hour??

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    oh wait......

    The "few men"will be perfect 10's,or close to it.

    The guy that comes to the room will be a 4-7.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah
    well obviously i agree but I'm just playing devils advocate! A lot of money spent on what some men would think of as nothing more than a bit of a tease!
    SURPRISE!

    Men have their boundaries too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tallulah
    and what about lonely guys on business trips away from home....spending hundereds ina club when he could get a girl in his hotel for everyrthing for the same cost!
    Well, it's really two different experiences...at least for me. I go to a club to unwind for a few hours and have some fun. I relax, watch the stage shows and if I meet a lady that strikes my fancy I will buy a dance, if it's good I will buy more but an erection/orgasm isn't the reason I bought the dance in the first place. If I hire an escort it's for one reason and one reason only. When I'm traveling over the course of a 3 or 4 day trip I may indulge in either activity or both. Occasionaly the "girl in the hotel" part ends up being with a dancer from the club I was in that night-it's rare but it does happen.

    As far as the original topic, do girls LIKE you to have an erection; I don't think 99% of them give a rat's ass as long as you pay for the dance. If they are trying hard to get you hard it's only in the interest of having you buy more dances.
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    Well, If a customer of mine doesn't get a boner...I actually take it rather personally. I gauge my work by the stiffy...just don't come on me. EEWE.
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    ^^^^^^^^^lol a performance inDICKator!!!!!!!

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    i dont work in a contact club anymore, buut i can say that i dont care either way, but if you do get an erection dont come on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus

    As long as you pay the money +tip they don't care if its smiling at them. Tho I suggest wearing jogging shorts, and no undies!

    ::Mast::
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    ^^^ I HATE guys that wear shorts and no underwear, yuck!!
    Honestly I don't care if he gets a hard-on, but if he does, I know I'm doing something right. I like guys that go to the bathroom, put on a condom and get a dance. This way NONE of it gets on me or him.. Works both ways.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    ...just don't come on me. EEWE

    Heaven, if the customer comes, but you don't feel the product, does that count as having "come on" you?

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    holy shit, theres dudes that actually bust from gettin a lapdance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigGreenMnM
    Ok my erection isnt all that impressive,but even flacid,it can at least be found!!

    Im sorry "Horse"you may want to rethink your member name over this thread!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOL
    Maybe "hunglikeHORSEfly"

    roflmao!!!!!

    sorry,just kiddin,to easy!!!!
    well you must get some lame erections then

    i have a really strange dick, its average size when im erect but when im limp im REALLY limp.

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    gyypsy child girl~ this is a question for ya.. have you actually known guys to put on a condom in the club u work at?? that is just unheard of around here where i live... i guess its better to be safe than to be sorry.... i just find that kind of odd... especially inside of a club...

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    It's a commen pratice. I've worked a great deal of places and have heard and been told of it most everywhere.

    In fact it is sort of thoughtfull of the fella as he is obviously going to do his duty on some chick and he knows this. Perhaps it is unheard of by yourself.. not being ugly to you, just a thought.

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    ^^^^ Yup, yup. These are guys that ALWAYS bust when getting a dance so they take precautions. This works for me, I never get anything on me, they don't feel like the have to hide a stain so they are in a good mood and will visit the club again..
    And I think it is a gentlemanly thing to do, weid as that may sound, he he.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    It takes me at least an hour of sex to get a nut. There's no way a 3-1/2 minute dance is going to get me off. If that day ever comes (no pun intended), please kill me.

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