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    Another dancer posted this in another thread and I thought it was hilarious and so TRUE!
    "Guys blowing on my pussy (why the hell do they do that anyway?)"
    Anyway, there are TONS of wierd things guys do and for the life of me, I have NO IDEA WHY??? Here are some off the top of my head:
    • Blowing on the pussy (are they trying to dry it out???)

    • RELENTLESLY touching/tweaking/twisting the nipples -OW! What women told them that feels good?

    • Asking me if I'm turned on. (This is one of those situations where total honesty would ruin the lap dance)
    • Asking me if I like thier big dick??? (I can't even tell through thier pants. Why would I care anyway? Big/small, as long as I don't see it, it's fine)
    • Asking me to talk dirty (I suck at this, if it was a skill, I would have already tried it out, trust me I will use all the tricks in the book if I can, I don't need suggestions)
    • Trying to hold you in place and "force" you to grind... I don't like this. I'm sure they don't care, but who on earth would like this?
    • Asking me how old I am while the dance is going. Uh... WTF???
    • Trying to suck my nipples. Okay, if I let you do this, that means I let everyone do this. If I let everyone do this then you're sucking on another guy's saliva. Does that sound fun??? THINK ABOUT IT!
    • Saying, "I get turned on by turning the dancer on. What can I do to turn you on." Uh... ladies how exactly do you handle this gem??? I mean replying "I get turned on by your money. If you give it all to me and walk away without any further ado, I will be more turned on than any feeble attempt of yours to fumble away at my genitals could EVER achieve." Somehow, I don't think this is what they want to hear, but again, it is the truth.
    • "Tell me how good your dances are". The truth is, they are good. I'm not a prude, I give a pretty damn good dance, and I do allow pretty healthy contact. But I'm not gonna beg or bullshit or bend someone's ear ad naseum. Talk is cheap. I hate it when guys actually WANT to be conned. I don't have time bullshit, let's just get to it MOFO!
    • "I piss forty dollars". I actually had a guy say this last night when I told him his total for two dances was forty dollars. He was trying to imply that he was so wealthy, forty dollars meant nothing to him (he had just spent the evening boasting to everyone that he was a pro-skier. Is there anyone in this day and age that is impressed by such an arrogant display of wealth? You know what, if you're rich, shut the fuck up. Some people are starving or just had thier entire houses blown off the face of the earth. Your arrogance is appalling.
    • Hooting/hollering at the stage with one's buddies. I know some girls like this. I don't. I am not shy, but this kind of group-think circle-jerk mentality makes me think of the gang-rape scene in that Jodie Foster movie. Show your appreciation in the amount of money you tip. Too much boisterousness in groups is off-putting and intimidating. I'm a woman, not a prize steer.
    • WEARING JEANS!!! Think about it. My ass, your denim. Eight more hours to go of this shit. OW!
    Ladies, care to chime in?

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    I'll take a guy wearing jeans over those awful basketball silky shorts..... yuck.

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    HA HA HA--Dancerlala-- hysterical, and sooooo TRUE! Us lady's need to make a simple, non-offensive 'handbook' for what women LIKE! This way the guy will feel like he knows his sh*t, all the while gently re-educating him on the real "turn-ons" !

    PS-- the pussy blowing thing, I had some guy try to bite me there, YEAH that feels great, I wonder if I bit his ding-dong how turned on he would be!!! He asked me "why" he couldn't do that , I replied "well would you like to be missing your teeth?"
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    I don't get why so many of them want to finger me. Hello? I could be carrying anything, I could have my period or a yeast infection or something worse. What does that do for you sexually, anyway?

    I had a very nice guy once who asked if I would make an exception to that rule for him. I told him no, it's against the rules because we could get some pretty bad infections if we let people do that. He understood and was nice about it. Wish they all were.

    But I do not get that desire at all. I love a good lap dance as much as anyone but have no desire whatsoever to stick my fingers in someone else's gonorrhea discharge.

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    Blowing on the pussy (are they trying to dry it out???)

    RELENTLESLY touching/tweaking/twisting the nipples -OW! What women told them that feels good?

    Trying to hold you in place and "force" you to grind... I don't like this. I'm sure they don't care, but who on earth would like this?

    Trying to suck my nipples. Okay, if I let you do this, that means I let everyone do this. If I let everyone do this then you're sucking on another guy's saliva. Does that sound fun??? THINK ABOUT IT!

    Saying, "I get turned on by turning the dancer on. What can I do to turn you on." Uh... ladies how exactly do you handle this gem??? I mean replying "I get turned on by your money. If you give it all to me and walk away without any further ado, I will be more turned on than any feeble attempt of yours to fumble away at my genitals could EVER achieve." Somehow, I don't think this is what they want to hear, but again, it is the truth.

    "I piss forty dollars". I actually had a guy say this last night when I told him his total for two dances was forty dollars. He was trying to imply that he was so wealthy, forty dollars meant nothing to him (he had just spent the evening boasting to everyone that he was a pro-skier. Is there anyone in this day and age that is impressed by such an arrogant display of wealth? You know what, if you're rich, shut the fuck up. Some people are starving or just had thier entire houses blown off the face of the earth. Your arrogance is appalling.

    Hooting/hollering at the stage with one's buddies. I know some girls like this. I don't. I am not shy, but this kind of group-think circle-jerk mentality makes me think of the gang-rape scene in that Jodie Foster movie. Show your appreciation in the amount of money you tip. Too much boisterousness in groups is off-putting and intimidating. I'm a woman, not a prize steer.
    I think the reason those kind of guys do this things because they do not have clue one how to turn a woman on. But I guess that is a given though isn't it

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    euw, I hate the blowing...it skeeves me out more than them touching me with their hands

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    Well, if you think about it, if they knew how to please a woman, not as many of them would be in the club. I can just picture some guy with a woman in bed, "I wonder why she's not enjoying this? I've blown on her crotch for an hour now. Huh. Well, at least I can go to the strip club. *Those* women can appreciate a good crotch-fan."
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    I hate when a guys says, "Your too good for this job." Like, what would you rather I was doing, working in McDonalds perhaps or cleaning toilets for a living? You dont know me so dont judge who I am or what I do for a living. Whats so great about your job as a mechanic or whatever the f*** you do anyway? I make more in one night than you do in a week.



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    I hate when they try to kiss me. Like tongue down my throat attempts. I've almost bitten a nose once. It really makes me mad. In fact, anything that involves them forcibly pushing or grabbing me...grrr. That gives them a nice heel on the toe. I also hate the attempts to nipple suck/twist/pinch, any of it. That they should be so priveleged to even touch my breasts! God! Some guys can be such gentlemen, and others I so repress the urge to vomit (like how some of them shake their tongue at me- wtf?!). I also agree that I would take jeans over slick shorts/thin pants anyday...I've had a guy grab his dick through his shorts and ask me to sit on it. I stood four feet away arms crossed until he stopped. GROSS. Also, men who wear buckets of cologne...I'm a smell person, and if my hair wears more of their cologne than all the smoke and perfume put together, I feel the urge to burn it off. I get a gag reflex.

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    I once had a really nasty yeast infection which I was dealing with by putting in the Monistat and plugging it up with a tampon. Guys always want you to stick your fingers in your pussy and let them suck on it. I never complied with it, but that night, I made an exception . I was once temped to take a gonorrhea or trichomoiasis culture from school and pantomime fingering and see if I could infect them.

    I hated guys blowing on my pussy. Who the hell taught them that? And why the hell do they question why they can't _______ (fill in verb). I ask them if they treat their girlfriends like that, and voice pity for the poor ladies.

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    Those guys have no respect for you and no knowledge of how to intimately treat a woman. (I could say more about that.)

    How would they like their sister to be treated by her husband?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Very funny,but very true!Air blowers are the worst.Also I will add to the list that they love to grab hair.I cannot stand this.It took me about an hour to curl it and style it and then some guy grabs it with his greasy paws ruining it.Hair is a part of the body too,please don't touch,unless I want you to.

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    I agree about the hair!! Air-blowing doesn't bother me though. I think it's hilarious and I always get a good laugh at the guy who thinks they are actually turning me on by doing it. The sad thing is I've had a couple of women do it to me - yikes!! I'd rather custys keep their hands and stale breath to themselves, but if I had to choose one over the other, air-blowing wins hands down.


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    Next time some guy asks me for a blow job in the club I wish I could just blow on his dick like they do to us and then politely ask "is that turning you on?"

    I also had some guy who kept sticking his tongue in and out at me through the whole dance, not in a gross 'I wanna lick' you way, more like a snake - I couldn't help but ask; "what are you doing?" his answer; "its my tongue" and he carried on! Weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crissychan
    I'll take a guy wearing jeans over those awful basketball silky shorts..... yuck.
    Ahaha!! DEFINITLY!

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    "Asking me if I like thier big dick??? (I can't even tell through thier pants. Why would I care anyway? Big/small, as long as I don't see it, it's fine)"
    ^Haha!!!!

    "I'll bet you're like... a millionaire. Wanna go out sometime?" That's the worst. I can tell them all I want that I'm NOT sitting on a few hundred thousand dollars and they still won't believe me.

    "Can I have your number? Please? Can I have it? I won't call you too much. Okay, here's mine. Are you gonna call me? Psh, you're not gonna call me! Promise me you're gonna call me! Okay, my feelings will be hurt if you don't call me!" Ugh.
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    And whats with the guys who stick their tongue INSIDE your ear and try to lick your freakin' eardrum???? Then look at you like you are on crack when you jump away clawing at your ear saying "ewwww...gross"

    What woman EVER thinks the feel and sound of strangers saliva squishing around in their ear was sexy????


    I had a run for a few months where every guy seemed to want to PUSH on my nipples......WTF??? Do they think they are a starter button or something????
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl


    I had a run for a few months where every guy seemed to want to PUSH on my nipples......WTF??? Do they think they are a starter button or something????
    Yes didnt you know the more you push on your nipples the hornier you get I mean if a customer pushes on them it makes us want to fuck them

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    ^ Every once in a while I just get blown away when I think about them doing this stuff. It's so selfish. I honestly don't think they think it turns us on. They just don't care.
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    There are a lot of things that guys do to me in the VIP that turns me on heh... when the guy smells good and has a great personality and kind of good looking and touches me the right way i've been known to get turned on.. then my dances get reeeeeaaaaaaaal good

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    I hate the ones who pit a dollar up and whisk it away as you go to grab it, or look at you all crazy when you open your garter belt or (in the case of my club which is fully nude but I never take my panties off on stage) hold their 1 DOLLAR out and plead met me see it, eyes motioning to my crotch. Get a life you fucking loser, it's one dollar I have a stack off 200 one dollar bills in my locker, do you want me to bend over backwards and do monkey tricks for one stinkin dollar?!?
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    The nipple pinching thing. I have a comment from the other side. I think if I got much more then a handful of dances in a night I'd likely have sore nipples. Idk, maybe it's just me but mine get pinched pretty frequently. I don't think its payback or anything cause I always keep my hands to myself.

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    I do not pinch a guy's nipples or twist them or anything unless he specifically asks or allows me to do so. As for all the nipple pinching twisting and just the way that most customers (I said most not all) just man-handle us (grope not fondle etc).... we are just pieces of meat to them. We are not human to them.

    As for crotch-blowing... lol! I always made fun of it... I would turn around and say.."Wow! I didn't know the air-conditioner blowed that way... I wish it would stop as it doesn't feel nice".


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    If it bothered me enough I'd say something. It doesn't though. I just know that I've had them bitten, pinched, (not really hard but enough to notice thats for sure) and what not. Wasn't a complaint/accusation just an observation. And ya you ladies put up with a lot of things judging from what I've read on these forums.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gia2608
    I hate the ones who pit a dollar up and whisk it away as you go to grab it, or look at you all crazy when you open your garter belt or (in the case of my club which is fully nude but I never take my panties off on stage) hold their 1 DOLLAR out and plead met me see it, eyes motioning to my crotch. Get a life you fucking loser, it's one dollar I have a stack off 200 one dollar bills in my locker, do you want me to bend over backwards and do monkey tricks for one stinkin dollar?!?
    move to canada, the smallest bill is a $5

    i'm sure that hasn't stopped guys from trying to stick a loonie or toonie.... i'll stop

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