Blowing on the pussy (are they trying to dry it out???)
RELENTLESLY touching/tweaking/twisting the nipples -OW! What women told them that feels good?
Trying to hold you in place and "force" you to grind... I don't like this. I'm sure they don't care, but who on earth would like this?
Trying to suck my nipples. Okay, if I let you do this, that means I let everyone do this. If I let everyone do this then you're sucking on another guy's saliva. Does that sound fun??? THINK ABOUT IT!
Saying, "I get turned on by turning the dancer on. What can I do to turn you on." Uh... ladies how exactly do you handle this gem??? I mean replying "I get turned on by your money. If you give it all to me and walk away without any further ado, I will be more turned on than any feeble attempt of yours to fumble away at my genitals could EVER achieve." Somehow, I don't think this is what they want to hear, but again, it is the truth.
"I piss forty dollars". I actually had a guy say this last night when I told him his total for two dances was forty dollars. He was trying to imply that he was so wealthy, forty dollars meant nothing to him (he had just spent the evening boasting to everyone that he was a pro-skier. Is there anyone in this day and age that is impressed by such an arrogant display of wealth? You know what, if you're rich, shut the fuck up. Some people are starving or just had thier entire houses blown off the face of the earth. Your arrogance is appalling.
Hooting/hollering at the stage with one's buddies. I know some girls like this. I don't. I am not shy, but this kind of group-think circle-jerk mentality makes me think of the gang-rape scene in that Jodie Foster movie. Show your appreciation in the amount of money you tip. Too much boisterousness in groups is off-putting and intimidating. I'm a woman, not a prize steer.
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