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    My mom sent me this joke:

    A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

    The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions. "He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your occupation? "

    "I'm a whore," she says.

    The accountant balks and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. That is too gross. Let's try to rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK., I'm a high-end call girl."

    "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

    They both think for a minute, then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore call girl?'

    "Well, I raised over a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Good enough."
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    Good one!

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