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    I found this website, where a guy is selling book on how to pick up strippers without spending a dime on them...i thoght it was funny what this guy had to say...

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    Hey....it says that he actually spent 40 bucks! woooo hooo

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    I'm trying to think of what he could *possibly* have done to make a bunch of girls sit around him when they weren't making any money. Even as a newbie I wasn't reeled in so easy.
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    aw that's funny that someone would go so far to write a book about that.

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    hahaha oh man. i like the comment about emulating the typical stripper boyfriend. thats too funny. how would that reel anyone in.

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    I especially liked the part where his friends want him to charge $79.99 for the e-book, but since he's such a good guy, he'll throw it away for $39.99 (LESS than the price of two couch dances!)
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    At least he refers to strippers as "super-sexy", hehe. Hey man, its capitalism, I personally think its a hoot that he's making a buck off of this. Because if you have to read a book about getting laid to get laid...chances are its not going to help anyway. Good hustle, bro!

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    Ok ! As if strippers are all the same yah we are not humans with our own mind we are strippers. What a loser.

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    Hehehe, someone should link this thread to that site. Just to let the PL's know what some so called real strippers think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Hehehe, someone should link this thread to that site. Just to let the PL's know what some so called real strippers think.
    As long as he has a steady stream of PL's coughing up $39.95 for literary snake oil, I doubt that he cares.


    I esspecially loved this line near the end...

    I think it's important to point out that there's no other place in the entire universe where you can find this information.


    He's obviously never heard of ASPD or the blue site, or a number of other e-books promising this exact same shit (or more than likely he has, and is banking on the fact that people who haven't read that website haven't).

    Just goes to show that if you profess to have something that you know a particularly desperate demographic desires, and you advertise it succulently enough, that you can sell popsicles to Eskimos in the middle of January. Weight loss programs, mutl-level marketing hacks and financial success scheme gurus have made a fortune off of that concept.
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    this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen. this guy is a dumbass.

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    It took me a year to learen how to sell dances, after three years I am still learning. If you buy a book you better make a very devoted hobby. Couse it ain't that eazy.
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    I ordered that book a while back. I'm telling you, it works. Just ask katrine (wink wink)

    Guys, email me at the address below and I'll share the secrets....only 9.99!

    [email protected]

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    No, honestly. I feel bad for the guy. To go in the club and look for a date. I still think most of the guys come into the club to have fun and avoid all that s...t out of the club (honey what are you doing,where are you and so on...). I am sorry He can't aford a lap dance, contrary to those who spent their preciuos time doing something more productive.
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    This book always made me laugh. I've never actually read it, but was tempted to get it because a few of my "younger" customers would say some really weird shit...and I wanted to be able to say, "Oh, yeah, you read that on page 34 paragraph 3, right?" Wink, wink.

    The writer of the book isn't a pathetic loser...it's the morons who spend the $39.99 thinking they're getting some deal and will become the club playboy. Oh, they'll get the girls, alright...laughing their asses out of the club!!

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    Here is a real gem:


    Most Strippers are actually quite insecure about their looks. They obsess over every wrinkle, stretch mark, hair, boob, whatever! If you play on this insecurity about their looks, they will be looking to you for approval. The best way to do this is with backhanded complements.
    Oh, yeah, I love to be insulted by some dumb-ass who wants to take me home!


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    So this is where all that smooth jive talk of "can I take you to dinner?" lines come from. What genious for someone to make a book on how to piss chics off.
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    Oh my. Thank God I was born vicious. My error is verbally bitch-slapping these dudes when I should ROLL them first, THEN tell 'em.... Homey Don't Play That. Bonk!

    Anyway, what makes anyone think a woman getting money to leak out of stranger's wallets would be looking for one man who hangs around for free? Cripes!!!!

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    I'm sure he calls strippers trying to earn money a scam lol. I'm intrested in reading this for laughs but not worth the $40 though.

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    My favorite part was his 100% guarentee.....What does he guarentee??????

    That you can ASK for your money back!

    Not get your money back! but he guarentees you can ask for it back


    ha hah hahahahaaaa

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    Damn.. think im gonna go write an ebook on this now and never have to work again...

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    I like how he capitalizes 'Stripper'.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    That book is a stroke of genius!!
    A guy spends all that money to get in the door of a strip club just to see semi naked girls.
    Buys over priced drinks
    Pays semi nude women dollars to stand onstage and do bent over versions of Matrix
    Spends $20 a piece on having some unknown he's known for less than 60 seconds rub her crotch all over his nice fresh pants, then pay in $150 or so to go in a crappy room and then buys a book thinking he'll have the nerve to do all that again but this time get the girl!
    What kind of fantasy is this?
    Im betting theres a whole bunch of guys out there who WILL buy the book.

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    [QUOTE=colleen]
    Most Strippers are actually quite insecure about their looks. They obsess over every wrinkle, stretch mark, hair, boob, whatever! If you play on this insecurity about their looks, they will be looking to you for approval. The best way to do this is with backhanded complements. [QUOTE]

    Haha, that's the quickest way I know to get me to leave a man's table.

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