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    Default Penis Pumps do not work

    Now that I have your attention...

    With all I am going through, I just don't feel beautiful in a nighty anymore, I'm active and think I eat well. which probably means I don't, but if in the coming years, re-entering the dating game, if I am going after the Lola's in the world, besides my big sexy brain, what can a guy do to reach his studlyness? Honestly, I'm just tired of using my Powersword anymore. Sometimes it just makes me feel like the girls love HE-man and not me :/

    On a serious note. I weighed 288 in Jan. I weighed inMarch at 230 <DON'T ASK> but since I am only now down to 212.

    I'm a "healthy" Italian, and want to tone up, really so that I can look down and not die a little inside. Tho it is nice to see willy when I do :/

    Any suggestions?

    I mean I don't NEED to look like Nicholas D. Wolfwood, but it would be cool.

    Oh and about the topic SAAAAYYYYY I were to ask if anyone had alternatives. I know for a FACT you dancers out there dated someone with a hard to use stick shifter, and the love that was in your heart kept you with them and help rather than drop them...., I'm not looking to turn a Yugo into a MACK Truck or a Viper here, but...a Ford Ranger would be nice, or hell even an MRX.

    :/

    Heheh

    With 50% sincerety and 100% Humor,

    Mast

    Somewhere out there is my Fujicakes!

    Oh, yea diet info is what I am looking for here. But think "He's Italian" not "He's ok with bland tastless crap" I'm not going to probably kiss another girl for years <coolest thing ever btw> so I don't want to give up all my little pleasures I work out tri weekly now, and run a lot.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    My personal suggestions- Mexican cusine is a great low-fat, high-protein & fiber diet (at home- the restuarant food is richer). & I know my people have spread into FloridaLand so there's Mexican food products available at grocery stores, and many good cookbooks too.
    Do cardio to get that blood flowing......
    As for flaccidity.....consult Mister Doctor and spend quality time alone.....it needs to become habitual....."use it or lose it".......

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    I always have that ONE super-fatty-oh-so-delicious meal on Sundays I can have IF Ive eaten good the whole week.

    Honestly, the whole penis thing..Ive dropped guys for that in a second w/o a 2nd thought. But you...you will have my secrets. I would guess alot of good ol forplay ccan work wonders for not just you but the other person. Ive noticed throughout the handfull or so guys *hehe* Ive had that suspense and witholding yourself from complete pleasure helps them retain hardness longer.

    But, mostly I think its about if you desire yourself. Do you look in the mirror and think "damnit Im a hot sexy mo-fo"? If you desire yourself then youll most likely think others will too. I think you should start with your brain first and work your way out.

    As for diets..Ive found a bunch of good manly diets on www.bodybuilding.com .
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    you're absolutely gorgeous the way you are, hot stuff haha

    anyways... my #1 suggestion, add fiber to your diet... that heart italian you are-- risk for heart disease-- more fiber and more water will help to lower cholesterol, AND will help keep you full so you can practice portion control... also, olive oil is very good for you, and thats easy to find in italian food

    just remember you dont have to give up the good stuff to be healthy


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus

    if I am going after the Lola's in the world, besides my big sexy brain, what can a guy do to reach his studlyness?
    LMAO! Mast, if a chic is anything like me then your sexy brain is plenty enough!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    On a serious note. I weighed 288 in Jan. I weighed inMarch at 230 <DON'T ASK> but since I am only now down to 212.
    Gulp! Almost 60 pounds in 2 months! WTF? I most certainly will ask!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    I'm a "healthy" Italian, and want to tone up, really so that I can look down and not die a little inside. Tho it is nice to see willy when I do :/

    Any suggestions?
    Let's chat about your workout regimen 1 on 1. Must increase metabolism. Must build muscle!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Oh, yea diet info is what I am looking for here. But think "He's Italian" not "He's ok with bland tastless crap" I'm not going to probably kiss another girl for years <coolest thing ever btw> so I don't want to give up all my little pleasures I work out tri weekly now, and run a lot.
    There are SO many ways to kick up the flavas of food in a healthy way without adding fat/sodium/carbs. Salsa has become my best friend.

    Bill Phillips "Body For Life" book is an excellent resource for learning about proper nutrition. It is an easy read and has great info in it.




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    It sounds like you need to pack on some muscle. Here's what you need to do: go to bodybuilding.com and learn about exercises and about proper nutrition. Join a local gym and dedicate 3-5 days per week there. You said you like to run, only problem is that running doesn't build muscle, lifting heavy ass weight builds muscle, eating alot of quality protein and good carbs builds muscle. Now quit spending all your time on Stripper Web and hit the gym.

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    Just something to add to Honey's great addition....introduce fiber slooooooowly in your diet or youre gonna have cramps soo bad you cant move. For real...not kidding at all.

    I think the avg. person needs about 20-35gm of fiber a day. Also, add more protein in your diet which will also keep you full longer. Good choice of protein are:
    # Boneless skinless chicken breast
    # Tuna (water packed)
    # Fish (salmon, seabass, halibut)
    # Shrimp
    # Extra Lean Ground Beef or Ground Round (92-96%) - Learn More
    # Protein Powder - Learn More
    # Egg Whites or Eggs - Learn More
    # Ribeye Steaks or Roast
    # Top Round Steaks or Roast (aka Stew Meat, London Broil, Stir Fry)
    # Top Sirloin (aka Sirloin Top Butt)
    # Beef Tenderloin (aka Filet, Filet Mignon)
    # Top Loin (NY Strip Steak)
    # Flank Steak (Sir Fry, Fajita)
    # Eye of Round (Cube Meat, Stew Meat, Bottom Round , 96% LeandGround Round)
    # Ground turkey, Turkey Breast Slices or cutlets (fresh meat, not deli cuts)

    Fibourus Carbs:
    # Green leefy lettuce
    # Brocoli
    # Asparagus
    # String Beans
    # Bell Peppers
    # Brussel Sprouts
    # Cauliflower
    # Celery
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    hmmm
    you all make it sound so easy

    heh

    But with couching! I shall be on top.

    AlphaMale: If you ever knew the extensivness to which the internet and I are attached, you'd see why I am here a lot.

    I slowed down on sodium which has helpped a lot, but I need to eat healthier for more energy and on top of THAT, I like your suggestions lola and tiger. Meditate on them...I will.

    Also, the flaccidity was a joke. But if there was a problem, I would say it didn't want to go where it was headed :/
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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