Okay, some of us go to places that might possibly be described as low-end. They can be a lot of fun if you know the rules. Feel free to add and comment.
* If you accidentally bump into the end Harley in the parking lot, don't wait around to see the domino effect.
* Just because the door guy waved the wand on everybody doesn't mean he found all the weapons.
* Ask your waitress to recommend a pretty girl she's never seen blow anyone. At least you'll get the one she's seen least.
* Don't comment about the decor.
* Know something about NASCAR, at least who drives the #8 Bud Light car.
* Always ask a dancer if she has any STDs before she puts it in her mouth. Like she would know.
* Don't let a regular hustle you in pool. They know how to play the beer and cum stains; you don't.
* Understand tattoos. If a dancer says it's "tribal," don't ask what tribe.
* If your dancer likes C&W music, don't tell her you like Shania Twain or some other crossover ho.
* If you ever owned a pickup truck or bike, imagine you still have it.
* If the barback/manager dumped a heap of ice in the one working toilet, you're SOL.



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