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    My Astros are in the World Series! Whoop!!!!!! Okay, I'm slightly drunk. Big fucking deal..... GOOOOOOO 'Stros!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Yup! Woohoo for the H-Towners! At least there's a team that can make up for the sucky ass Texans! Go Astros!

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    Bleah.




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    The thing is run by gardners. Literally. Odd. Stupid topic title.


    (i mean the title is off-topic; i don't care if it is crass but it doesn't matter)
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    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    ahh it's ok it's ML. he's allowed to have titles like that

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    Sox in five.

    Upon reconsideration of the probabe pitching rotation match-ups, I'll make that Sox in six.
    Last edited by SportsWriter2; 10-20-2005 at 09:00 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    ahh it's ok it's ML. he's allowed to have titles like that
    Thank you for the obligatory "That's just M.L." disclaimer. 'Stros in six..... Unless they're just happy to be there.....
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    Your icon gets you kudos from me, but your taste in teams takes em all away... and then some! Heh...
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    Yeehah! Finally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Yeehah! Finally.
    You said it. At long last.
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    Better the Astros than the Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Bleah.



    yep.


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    In MLB team standings change so frequently that it is often hard to pick the playoff teams until September. Wonder if anyone has studied why teams 'do a sleep-thru' for weeks during the regular season? That is why I don't go out of my way to watch games until late in the season (but I do watch the biggest trades and standings).

    Anyone here know about the 'puter pgm, Baseball Mogul? You play the whole season, competitively, from the higher-up's point of view, planning for this and next seasons, then the games go stochastically bsed on random events, plus those you can control.

    I think the publisher also has Football Mogul.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Well, I just got off the phone with Dad to console him. I was kind of hoping they would send Busch Stadium out on a high note.

    But I'm not bitter. My little league team was named the Astros (we even had the nasty day-glo orange jerseys to boot), so I kinda got to root for them.

    Houston in 7 games.
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    I'm happy for them. We got ours last year, finally. So that'll keep us going for another 86 years.. Hahaha

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    Who Dey!!!! I'm not a baseball fan, I'm into football!!!!!!!!







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    I'm sick of all these cities complaining about not having a championship in years. Last year when Boston was complaining that they were championship starved...they won 3 Super Bowls in a row!! and excuse me, but don't the Celtics own the most NBA championships?
    This year now have Chicago (again) and Houston crying about how they're in need.
    In Chicago, the Bulls won 6 NBA championships, all during the 90's. That means there was only 4 years during that DECADE, that they DIDN'T win a championship. By the way 2 of those years the HOUSTON ROCKETS won!!
    I understand that the Astros have never won a World Series. But I'm from a city where our baseball team has only won one World Series in 122 years. That's not a typo kids, one hundred twenty two years....one championship!
    We have 4 major league teams and havent won a championship since 1983. Thats 88 professional season with nothing to cheer about.
    But at least we get the constant reminder that we booed Santa Claus. So we've got that going for us....which is nice.

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    What's the fuss? Don't we expect people to root for their home team? Isn't that part of the fun?

    Of course, I can be serene after the Broncos finally got their Super Bowls and some Stanley Cups from the Avs. The Rockies are on the 50-year plan. That's OK. I'll root for them anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Who Dey!!!! I'm not a baseball fan, I'm into football!!!!!!!!
    Same here...I could really give a crap about baseball. I gotta give love to the Texas teams, though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by richardchristy
    But at least we get the constant reminder that we booed Santa Claus. So we've got that going for us....which is nice.
    Fuck that fat man. You guys boo'd a kid who had his and surgically reattached when he didn't reach home plate. You're cursed for at least 50 more years.

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    only if the white sox cheat again and blow it on purpose

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    GO ASTROS!!!! I am shocked that they made it, but our boys sure can pitch. And I'll see all you Houston boys and Chicago visitors at Treasures on Tuesday????

    'STROS in 7 biatches!!!!! Bagwell promised me a championship when we used to work out at the gym together....he's 9 years too late, but the fool is coming through!!!!!

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    There's a game on???
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    Cool. The Astros let the Sox have the first two games just to lull them into a false sense of security. Now they unleash the fury!......Go 'stros!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    ...see all you Houston boys and ... at Treasures on Tuesday????
    I tried working a couple shifts at T's back in the glorious Enron days....and let's just say... I'd recommend dropping by the JiffyLube, conveniently located on Westheimer at Chimney Rock, prior to your shift. That or you may want to pick up a copy of Dan Brown's book DIGITAL FORTRESS. Maybe it's just my overly delicate sensibilities, but I just couldn't take the endless parade of persistant finger freaks at T's and stuck with TMC.

    No matter, GOOD LUCK and have fun! Maybe I'll hop on Southworst if I can get a flight outa Vegas and work a few shifts at my old TMC two steppin' home.

    GET IT TOGETHER Stro's... maybe if Dubya shows up and pitches y'all a few softballs like the media does to him your game will improve.....
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