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    I now work at a very very nice club in downtown Indy. Thus far everynight im making in between 800-500. The clientel are MORE then nice ..very normal.


    So picture this ( my sophia from goldengirls impersonation )

    I get a request to sit with a gentleman ( waitress assures me he's a regular and nice.)

    I go over ..he says his lap is softer then the chair. So i sit on his lap. Something I normally dont do.

    He begins asking me if I like VIPS here at this club. I said of course

    He then goes on to ask if I drink. Well i dont. And i made mention of it. He says " well damnit, I like the ladies to take shots with me in the VIP"

    now im scanning my head thinking... okay Can i get fake drinks? ..

    THen he goes on to say .. " after they take the shot i like them to spit it back into the glass and I drink it ..

    WHAT?!

    I asked him to repeat it twice.

    Yep I heard it correctly.

    Now, at this time Im trying to keep my face from turning green.

    he says " for 800 will you "

    Honestly, I'll handle most off the wall fetishes for a few extra 100.

    But this I could NO fucking do. Because he's not talking you just sorta spit it out

    He means excuse yourself and go to the restroom and BRING IT BACK UP

    This tops the " pee in the cup and he drinks it ..guy "..seriously.

    Urine is GROSS but Vomit!? Are you fucking joking!?

    I asked him just out and out " why do you do that "

    He says " I like to know what you taste from the inside "

    Can we say " serial killer "

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    There is actually a fetish for every bodily function! Has been since people first noticed they had 'em.

    I wouldn't'a done it for eight hundred dollars either.

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    Ick!

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    Wow. He probably would also enjoy killing someone and wearing their face like a mask while he does his little kooky dance. What a nut job. The waitress probably didn't know he was into that, or she was a big bitch for making you sit with him. That is so disgusting. That is..... I can't even begin to imagine how much somebody would have to pay me for that to be okay. It would have a lot of zeros on the end of it. And I thought I'd encountered some sickos!!

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    It would cost more than $800 to get me to do that, even if I were broke. It's not the fact of him drinking my vomit that would bug me. Gagging myself and vomiting is frustrating and painful. I only do that when I'm really super drunk and want to go to sleep knowing that I won't puke in my bed. And I haven't done that for a LOOOOONNNNNG time.

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    ok ok ok

    ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

    Yes,i would do it for the money,and would tell every girl i knew,JUST DO IT!!!!!!
    (this includes the pee in a glass for a custie)

    My only problem is the visual of a girl in the bathroom,holding a shot glass,trying to yak in it without getting any on her hands!!!

    Roflmao!!!!!

    Peeing in a champagne glass without getting any on your hands is impressive,yakkin in a shot glass is going to be a feat all in itself me thinks.

    I have heard of projectile vomiting,but pin-point pukin has got to be something reserverd for the top entertainers with some sort of military training.

    If you find that this is something your willing to do for the money,i would suggest leaving the VIP with the shot glass,then return with a beer mug full.

    Yup,you guessed it!!!! UPSALE THE UPCHUCK!!!!

    This way,its got a handle,so you run a lessor risk of getting any on your hands,and this is also a way to sell that second VIP without having to stop and return to the bathroom every few songs(I mean,how long can a shot glass last right??).

    Most shot glasses are 1-2 ounces,most beer mugs are 10-12 ounces.
    If a shot glass is worth 800,a frosty beer mug with a good head on it could be worth a few grand at least.
    And if possible,you can grab a few Big Gulp cups from 7-11 and sneek them into the club(complete with a spoon straw of course)

    That could be worth a new car or a free BA at the very least!!!!!

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    ^^^OMG, M&M you are one sick puppy!

    With that said I would probably do it if I haden't ate anything lately.

    Liquid puke isn't as bad as chunky puke, lol.

    As for Vegasbabe, you listen to too much Bloodhound gang!! (Yeah I caught it!)

    It is gross, but I would reccommend puking in a bowl or something then pouring it into the the shot glass.

    But isn't this in violation of prostitution laws? Something about swapping bodily fluids?
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    Do it...have bartender make a shot of mostly (or all) redbull (which makes me wanna puke anyway) and Drink in front of him. leave him in VIP, have bartender mix uip "secret" drink of rebull, bauileys and whip cream...grab it on way to bathroom (have her microwave it for a bit). Go to bathroom, take the 2nd drink in your mouth and spit it into the glass, give it to him and tell him therre u go!

    Looks like puke, tastes like (and it has) been inside u, and ur mouth will smell/taste right if he checks.


    idiot's asking to be lied to....if he wasn't he'd want to watch u do it!

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    Wow, I worked in a house of domination for three months a few years ago and I can tell you that pee is pretty common as far as fetishes are concerned. I saw it at least once a week and I knwo the other girls I worked with got it requested commonly.

    The whole time I was there, though, I never saw a guy who liked vomit. I was told about people who did and that they came in every once in a great while. That said, I'm a weirdo and I totally would have tried it.

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    wow.

    good call on the vomit mixture thats creative!!

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    Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
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    YUCK! Just when you think you've heard it all. I met a customer who wanted to be puked on. But not drink puke. SO NASTY. I'm starting to gag just thinking about it. BLAH! (I didn't do it, I can't puke on command. But he did pay a girl top dollar and she did a wonderful job. They put plastic down on the VIP room floor for them. It was nasty).

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    Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee!!! That's just weird!

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    sounds like this character is a dimented sick fuck.... if someone had mabye 10 grand to give away i would possibly do it... i would think though, that you would be sick for a few days after that from swallowing your own puke..... i would be willing to bet there would be a slew of girls who would do it for 800 dollars though.
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    wait, he wanted you to drink some drinks, throw it up into a glass, and then he drinks it?

    yeee...

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    yeah, he drinks your puke, not you drink your own. i think.

    that is beyond disgusting. that is fucking mental.
    Oh, I musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.


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    ok whoops!!! he has to drink your puke i get it.... .. ok thats making me want to vomit picturing that....

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    Yah umm Im assuming girls have no issues doing this as she said " he's a regular" and stated he does a lot of VIP's.

    I do believe her, because when I went over there he had chicks around him. The very scarey strange part is usually people admit to their "regular" fetish and save the big guns later once they are comfortable.

    I would NOT even want to begin guessing what his extereme fetish is

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    Quote Originally Posted by proMarket
    Do it...have bartender make a shot of mostly (or all) redbull (which makes me wanna puke anyway) and Drink in front of him. leave him in VIP, have bartender mix uip "secret" drink of rebull, bauileys and whip cream...grab it on way to bathroom (have her microwave it for a bit). Go to bathroom, take the 2nd drink in your mouth and spit it into the glass, give it to him and tell him therre u go!

    Looks like puke, tastes like (and it has) been inside u, and ur mouth will smell/taste right if he checks.


    idiot's asking to be lied to....if he wasn't he'd want to watch u do it!
    I'd probably go this route. Instead of actually spitting the mixture back in his glass, though, I would simply drink a little of it myself (and have the smell on my breath because of it). I wouldn't ever hand someone a drink that had already been in my mouth for safety reasons. I'm not interested in being sued for accidently making someone sick.

    I however am willing to indulge fetishes in a safe enviroment, provided I don't have hurt someone (I'm not much for slpapping people around).


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    Im willing to bet,

    anyone who spends 800 dollars on a shot of yak,

    is probably going to be real hard to fool.

    If this is over your comfort level,no big deal,as the op said,he is a reg,and im sure we all know people who would do it at work,I just dont think this guy is going to be fooled that easy and it might turn into an uncomfortable situation when he asks for his money back.

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    i'd be willing to pay twice that amount if someone could magically make it so i'd never have to puke again in my lifetime. i hate it that much. *(~shudders~)*
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    It really bugs me that folks are easy to assume he's a serial killer or somesuch just because he has a fetish that squicks most folks. He's probably quite harmless.

    I've seen so many pee guys when I do Dominatrix work, but the puke thing is rather rare. But keep in mind, most Pro Dommes wont charge more than $300 tops for that... $800 is a blessing.

    I mean, how easily can you REALLY make $800 in about... oh how long does it take to make yerself vomit? 2 minutes?
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    holy cow ! And here I thought being asked to let them drink our pee was bad. What the hell is the turn on with these kinds of things anyway ?

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    Well, urine is sterile. At least mostly. Vomit, by comparison, is... well, not. Drinking someone's vomit also involves drinking their bile and stomach acids - I'm pretty sure that can make him pretty sick. I might be a little concerned because of that.

    I'm reasonably certain the guy is not "sick" in any sense but this - as in this particular kind of "grossness" doesn't likely imply or imputate any other kind of sickness.
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    Okay, if it was just SPITTING it back into the glass and drinking it again I could do that. But barfing it up and drinking it? Shoot, I can't even make myself puke.

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