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    hi everyone, im a new dancer - only been working for a month. The hardest thing for me is hustling - i always get the same lines from guys and i often get rejected. i often get given lines such as -

    "I like you too much to pay for a dance"
    "not yet, give me five minutes"
    "I've just had a dance" etc.....

    does anyone know any good comebacks to any common lines men give?

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    Okay, the I like you too much to pay for a dance really means I am cheap and am secretly hoping you'll come home with me, so just walk the hell away from that customer.

    Not yet , give me five minutes. Really go back in five minutes, and be a bit pushy *sits on customer's lap* "oooh, daddy, the clock says it's time for me to dirty bad things to you"

    I've just had a dance, "but daddy ( I say daddy instead of baby, you can say whatever cute little name you want) you didn't have a dance from me! Mine are different *pouty face* they're better! "

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    I want a snappy comeback to my least-favorite (and most-used) customer line:
    "No thanks, I'm just here to watch." This always comes from a guy who is sitting there all night watching the dancers without tipping anyone or buying any dances. I fucking HATE that. I've gone off on a few of them before but I'd love it if there's a snappy comeback.

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    If a guy says that he just wants to watch, I tell him guys that just want to watch are the ones that buy/rent porn. If they're in the club they want some kind of contact.
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    Oh my! I have a story to tell. One guy came in,did the same watch no tip thing in my club. I got my bright red lipstick (I dont use that color on me) smeared it really thick on my thumb,went over to him all nice and bubbly,said hello yadda yadda yadda. Then I said "oh my you have something on your forehead" as I at the same time brushed my thumb over it(pretending to get it off) and actually wrote a big "L" on on it. He was none the wiser.It made him look like a big LOSER. However when you do this be discreet and never use the color on your lips.Dont tell any girls it was you that did it. The best part is im sure when he went home he got a big suprise when he looked in the mirror.Needles to say he never came back into the club. Good riddins I say!

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    ROTFLMAO!!! Logan, that is CLASSIC!! I am definitely going to borrow that one.

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    I dont know. I usually just remind them that we are here to make money, its our job, and then ask them to just give me a dollar so I can get back to putting on a show. If it doesnt work, the DJ will yell for the effers to tip.

    i hate guys that think they can get something for free at a strip club. that's such a bad way for them to look at it....

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    Logan!! I am SO going to do that! (The girls
    will probably guess that it was me, tho'!)


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    Look sad but not desperate. Play on their emotions a bit. Guys want to make women happy, makes them think their chances are better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LOGANLAKEN
    Oh my! I have a story to tell. One guy came in,did the same watch no tip thing in my club. I got my bright red lipstick (I dont use that color on me) smeared it really thick on my thumb,went over to him all nice and bubbly,said hello yadda yadda yadda. Then I said "oh my you have something on your forehead" as I at the same time brushed my thumb over it(pretending to get it off) and actually wrote a big "L" on on it. He was none the wiser.It made him look like a big LOSER. However when you do this be discreet and never use the color on your lips.Dont tell any girls it was you that did it. The best part is im sure when he went home he got a big suprise when he looked in the mirror.Needles to say he never came back into the club. Good riddins I say!
    There's only one big issue with this. Let's say 3 minutes after you do this the guy gets up, goes to the Mens Room, and sees that. Guess who's going to get fired from the club 5 minutes later when this guy is screaming to your manager? One suggestion then is to say to the guy that "Oh, well, where you are sitting is for paying customers so the bouncer/host put you at the wrong table. We need to get you moved over there then...[pointing to table in the far corner of the room]." Then go slip the bouncer 5 bucks to have this guy moved. You'd be lucky to find this guy in the club again.

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    Point taken. Although our club has no mirrors in the mens room. (I knew that before hand)

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    "I like you too much to pay for a dance"

    Thank you for the compliment. It was lovely having a break from work and spending time with you too... unfortuantely, I need to get back to work so if you really aren't interested in a dance right now I hope you have a lovely evening. I may check back later to say Hi.

    "not yet, give me five minutes"

    Okay [name*] I totally understand if you are not 'hot' for it right now. I will come back later to check on your pulse to see if you are ready then.

    * Do try to remember and use their name in your conversation as it is will increase your sales much more than calling them sweety, daddy, darling, babe or what-ever.

    Leave the customer and go back after 3 songs have elapsed (and no other dances are with that particular customer).

    Hey [name], you still enjoying yourself tonight aren't you? I'm ready to get a little naughty with you and have some fun right now.

    "I've just had a dance"

    There are two ways to handle this one: Close a sale now or defer the sale for later. You just have to 'play it by ear' to see which one suits this particular customer. Just that some do like to 'rest' between dances whilst others like to be 'on a roll'.

    "No thanks, I'm just here to watch."

    If the guy is seated in the tipping seats, tell him to move and have someone move him. If he says this and isn't in the tipping seats, then inform him about how to tip the dances as we work for tips and tips alone.... then move on.

    I've worked long enough and in enough clubs to realise that these guys either take a really really long time to be worked up enough to purchase a dance or don't purchase a dance at all so I don't bother with them. Just be polite, friendly and move on. Leave a good impression with him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LOGANLAKEN
    Oh my! I have a story to tell. One guy came in,did the same watch no tip thing in my club. I got my bright red lipstick (I dont use that color on me) smeared it really thick on my thumb,went over to him all nice and bubbly,said hello yadda yadda yadda. Then I said "oh my you have something on your forehead" as I at the same time brushed my thumb over it(pretending to get it off) and actually wrote a big "L" on on it. He was none the wiser.It made him look like a big LOSER. However when you do this be discreet and never use the color on your lips.Dont tell any girls it was you that did it. The best part is im sure when he went home he got a big suprise when he looked in the mirror.Needles to say he never came back into the club. Good riddins I say!
    Ha, that's bloody brilliant - so funny! I don't think I could do it without lughing though

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    LoganLaken - that story is hysterical (and extremely creative ) But I think it is bad sales. Other guys watching could see it and get turned off by it - or scared you may do something to them - and avoid you. And you also lost the club a customer, which means he may have come back and spent money on you, or may have come back with friends who may have spent money on you, and most of all I'm sure he spread the word about avoiding the club because of a dancer who may pull something on you. I'm totally not coming down on you - he may have been an asshole and just straight up deserved it - but I've just been suprised a number of times at the unsuspecting places money can come from, whether it's that night - or a month later and it's also amazing how much other customers watch all the girls and make judgements about them. Just my opinions...
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    What about a guy who will sit right in front of the stage in a nude stage only club,staring directly in your crotch with a big smile on his face and when you walk around,everybody tips (most of the time 1-2$ per person) but he says:"I don't have any money!"?The bouncers are not allowed to move or remove anybody like that,so what can you say?

    I would usually in a situation like this look at him in the eyes and smile and say :"Thank you very very much,sir,you're being very generous tonight,thank you for coming,I really appreciate it!",so that people around him will hear that.But is there anything else?

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    "You don't have any money? That's okay, I'll take jewelry, too!"

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    the line("no thanks,im just here to watch") i always say.....this isn't the disney channel !! or Oh that's no fun,your missing out! or just what ever pops outta my head..people always say im funny n witty and that i have a good come back line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel1112
    the line("no thanks,im just here to watch") i always say.....this isn't the disney channel !!
    That's funny! Or you could say, "Well, this place is more like Cable TV. Sure you can get great shows on PBS for free, but the Spice Channel is going to cost you a bit."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    That's funny! Or you could say, "Well, this place is more like Cable TV. Sure you can get great shows on PBS for free, but the Spice Channel is going to cost you a bit."
    The Australian version of the above (since cable costs us)

    "Well, this place is more like late night SBS. Sure you can get some great soft porn on SBS (or late night TV) for free, but Foxtel/Austar which actually has a dedicated Adults Only channel is going to cost you a bit."

    Basically, we have "Free 2 Air" television with the multicultural channel (SBS) of a late night usually showing tits n ass in their 'foreign' films or Foxtel or Austar which actually has (dedicated) Adults Only channels.


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    Quote Originally Posted by LOGANLAKEN
    Oh my! I have a story to tell. One guy came in,did the same watch no tip thing in my club. I got my bright red lipstick (I dont use that color on me) smeared it really thick on my thumb,went over to him all nice and bubbly,said hello yadda yadda yadda. Then I said "oh my you have something on your forehead" as I at the same time brushed my thumb over it(pretending to get it off) and actually wrote a big "L" on on it. He was none the wiser.It made him look like a big LOSER. However when you do this be discreet and never use the color on your lips.Dont tell any girls it was you that did it. The best part is im sure when he went home he got a big suprise when he looked in the mirror.Needles to say he never came back into the club. Good riddins I say!

    LMAO... thats the funniest thing Ive ever read.

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