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    best way to pick up a stripper

    I have been going to strip clubs for a bout 3 years (since my 21st b-day) and I hooked up with 1 stripper so far, she was hott but not the top girl or even top 10, I wanna know what turn you women on, not money cuz you make more than most average men.
    I got game cute face and can make a monk with a silence vow bust his gut laughing. How do you like being approached, have any of you ever hooked up with a guy you met in your club.

    Let me know what you think

    Holla @ your boy

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    Default Re: best way to pick up a stripper

    The best way to pick up a stripper is definitely the fireman's carry:


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    lol

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    No, it really is money that turns us on. Money. Lots and lots of money. And absurdly expensive bottles of champagne. Also, spend more money.

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    LOL. wow. you really haven't spent much time around strippers, have you? b/c if you did lyou'd know that we don't always have tons of money. it depends on the day.

    and also...why are you trying to "pick us up"? please. we deal with enough assholes trying to date us. just give us your damn money and shut the hell up.

    (kinda irritated today...so sorry if i'm soundin like a bitch)
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

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    dlabtot: best post....ever


    LOL

    Ok,
    My answer:

    You pick her up....With your HANDS!

    No?

    well. I tried.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Best way to pick up a stripper??? As gently as possible- you don't want to hurt her! Oh, and watch your hands, Mr.!

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    I'm in a rare good mood, so I'll offer some legit advice....once you start looking at us as regular people instead of strippers, then you'll probably have better luck.

    You are young and have a lot to learn about women, and honestly, "game" is more than a cute face and a sense of humor. In my opinion, "game" is a joke. There's no set of rules to pick up girls, especially hot girls. Hot girls have seen it all and you moves will fail to impress.

    And yes, money matters. No, we don't want your money, but no dancer is going to want to be with a guy that doesn't have it. You have to woo us and that costs money!

    And for the love of god, never tell any girl that you hooked up with a stripper. All that says is that you consider her just another conquest like the last one. I also hope you are not trying to pick up girls at work. That's just so annoying and disrepsectful.

    The "game", I guess, is to be genuine. Not act it...be it. You may be a great BS artist, but we are experts, so we can see right through it.

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    Well...I have never tried to pick up a stripper and in my opinion i think thats the entire reason why i have been succesful with them lol.The best thing you can do is not be like the other 99% of the guys in there.Tip of course to get their attention at first make it a big tip if you really like her.You dont have to sit at the stage to tip wait till she walks off stage and hand her a $10 or$20 She will then of course ask you if you want to buy a dance at some point in the evening.Tell her that you dont want one right now your just trying to relax but that she should come back after she has made some money and you will buy at least one.When she comes back tell her you dont want a dance but you will gladly give her some money to just sit and get to know her.They really do work hard for their money most of the time and they always appreciate the break.Entertain her buy her drinks give her ciggarettes if she smokes.Do not tell her how hot she looks they hear this all the time and it instantly puts up the he just wants me shield.Talk about everyday stuff like what she does outside of work does she have a boyfriend,go to school,how long shes worked thier stuff like that.She will probablly lie about really personal questions so dont ask them just keep it simple.At some point tell her you really enjoyed getting to know her and you realize that she is working so you dont want to take up to much of her time and you understand if she needs to go make some money but that if she gets a chance you would like her to come back.It might take several trips before you actually get a number or it might happen the first night it depends on you i have had it work both ways so its hard to say each girl is diffrent.This does work better on slow nights a fri or sat this wont do much for you those are very busy nights and they dont have time to spend on you normally.But this approach has done wonders for me i have been going to the club for about 4 months and i have gotten several numbers and made some very good friends and some really good "friends".Dont expect that every girl in their is gonna want to hook up with you though because alot of them just wont date from inside the club.Oh and by the way if you are butt ugly or stupid it wont work either no matter how respectful you are strippers can for the most part have any guy they want they meet dozens of men a night and get hit on often so dont expect to hold one long unless you really make a strong connection like i have with the girl from the club i have been dating for the last month.

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    I like all the input, I'm not just trying to pick up strippers I just dont want to be like all other guys they see in the club I know you're there to make money and I help fo sho......

    I treat all women like gold and a cute face and body is not important personality is like 99% of it.

    There's this girl that works at one of the clubs I go to and she is hotter than the sun I just want to get to know her a little better, find out who she is, is that so wrong

    p.s. not an ass hole

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    Best way to pick up a stripper?
    Hmmmm.....let's see most of them I know like to party and do d---s.

    So,

    have at least one of the following:

    1) A really cool place to party like a houseboat
    2) well you know...

    or....

    Both 1) and 2)

    Oh yea, if they think you are a hip hop star that helps also...

    Just kidding ladies...(maybe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    and also...why are you trying to "pick us up"? please. we deal with enough assholes trying to date us. just give us your damn money and shut the hell up.
    LOL Right on!

    Did you guys go to a Mystery Method Seminar?

    You know...the One day Stripper Program – Workshop and Seminar in Vegas..lol

    http://www.thundercatseductionlair.c..._stripper.html

    la la la la


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    ...well, based on stereotyping, you should tell them you are an unemployed band member, deal in drugs, are on probation for abuse and have a puppy. That should seal the deal. ...hahaha.
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by dawg777
    Oh yea, if they think you are a hip hop star that helps also...

    Just kidding ladies...(maybe)
    or plastic surgeon!

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    lol to funny not unemplyed, dont sell dope no more, and been off probation bout 2 years now lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by donthatethegame
    There's this girl that works at one of the clubs I go to and she is hotter than the sun I just want to get to know her a little better, find out who she is, is that so wrong
    it's not wrong, but it'll get you nowhere

    if you are her type, she'll let you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by donthatethegame
    lol to funny not unemplyed, dont sell dope no more, and been off probation bout 2 years now lol
    ....hahaha, hey man, you just need a puppy and you are half way there. Good Luck!!!!
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    this should work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    if you are her type, she'll let you know
    Absolutely. It's the 2nd Law.

    TOO's Laws Of Proper Customer Behavior

    1st Law: It's all about the money. Always. Generosity and class make all the difference in the world.

    2nd Law: Inside or outside the club, it's the dancers who do the choosing.

    3rd Law: If "respect" isn't your middle name, stay home until it is.

    4th Law: Learn the rules of the subculture before going into any club.

    5th Law: The smartest dancers are the thoroughbreds of the species. Treat them with respect, generosity, humor, sensitivity, affection and deep admiration and you will never, ever stop smiling.

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    good advice, and a side note sean connery is the best bond
    I always treat them like gold, and cheap in no way, me and my guys are know for getting a club poppin

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    Actually, I'm only a female assassin, working undercover here as a stripper,
    ask me anymore stupid quesitons and I'm gonna have to kill ya.

    Er, correction, you gonna leave a lot of money in your will, honey?

    Jeez, thank you, Luv ya to death.

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    What Emily said - stop thinking of us as "strippers" and aquaint yourself with the idea that we are WOMEN. Every kind of woman out there can be a stripper and you can't just automatically fuck us if you play your "game" right. Sheesh, you are that drunk guy at the bar who smells like beer and thinks, "Heyyyy, you're HOT!" is a pickup line, aren't you?

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    TOO, I hope you don't mind me quoting your post but I really found it informative and a great basis for one of mast's few-and-far-between real posts.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    Absolutely. It's the 2nd Law.

    TOO's Laws Of Proper Customer Behavior

    1st Law: It's all about the money. Always. Generosity and class make all the difference in the world.
    What is this "Class" you speak of? Hmm, I spend lots, and get no where.

    J/K

    tho I live in a stripper-dead area, I've had my share of experiences in the bigger areas and even pre-stripperweb-membership <a dark day for many of you> one thing I always realized is that being successful at what you want is not necissarily "taught". There is so much involved. I thought this thread was a joke at first, so I guess the direct answer is flawed in the basis of your question. You are asking how to pick up a stripper. The truth is you don't pick up a stripper. You don't pick up a forklift operator. You pick up a woman.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    2nd Law: Inside or outside the club, it's the dancers who do the choosing.
    Truer words have never been spoken. Not only are you trying to pick up a lady, but some of the pickiest people in the world, and you couldn't have picked a worse place to meet! In the club where you're a customer. Takes some serious charm to defeat that image.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    3rd Law: If "respect" isn't your middle name, stay home until it is.
    Seriously. This goes for any customer. Nothing pisses me off more than custies who think that cause they have a dollar, their dick is gonna get wet. Don't respect just the Dancer. Respect everything. The Dancer is the best part of the experience, yes, but not the only part.

    People who respect just the dancers are the people bombing with things like "Whats your real name?" or "You're too good to work here"

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    4th Law: Learn the rules of the subculture before going into any club.
    I disagree, I believe that its best to go in nieve, be a PL/RIL, its a blast and buyer's remorse never hurt so good. To some potentially good custies, learning the subculture is like destroying the fantasy.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    5th Law: The smartest dancers are the thoroughbreds of the species. Treat them with respect, generosity, humor, sensitivity, affection and deep admiration and you will never, ever stop smiling.
    I got to agree there. 110% Minus half the suckup to some of the people I am sure thats directed at

    Ok, I'm probably coming out of my shell here, but I really want to be honest on this one.
    If you have to ask a dancer for confirmation, the answer is no.
    In all my experience potential I have always been surprised by the fact that the she informs me that there's more beyond a customer.

    I go to the clubs with 2 Definates:
    #1 - I'm going to meet some interesting women who I will also see dance naked.
    #2 - I am going to spend a lot of Money.

    add a little goofy

    If you expect anything else, you're going to regret what you get.

    TOO is right, tho not needing my reinforcement, but when I go to a club, I act no different then anywhere else, I am interested only in having and providing a good time, and I acknowledge that the only thing I am in control of, is how good of a time I am going to have and when to leave. The treatment at this point when you're on every dancer's at the club's happy-to-see list, is phenominal.

    The golden rule here, is if you're going to go anywhere beyond a custy relationship, she'll tell you. Don't look, Don't hope, Don't pretend, Don't try. Just enjoy the experience. And if you do Hope, Do Pretend, DO NOT TRY. Its just bad business and makes things uncomfortable and your time becomes less enjoyable as your attempts are denied. Its as frequent and possible as you dating a client. It happens, just don't act like you're entitled to it.

    You don't have to spend a ton to have a good time in a club. Its a mix of ALL the laws that make for a good time. The baseline being respect. The expectation being entertainment.

    I would say the most fun/interesting people I have ever met are dancers. Hands down. I am always in awe of my favs, and how they make me smile. Not because they're just hot dancers, but because they're just fun all around. End of story really.


    Oh, and I used to subscribe to the "All compliments are Hustle" theory as I am sure many others have. But, if you follow my two definates, it really doesn't matter if what she says is honest or not.

    I save my youthful patheticism for the internet.

    Oh, grammar helps. Sprinkle that with some maturity Not that I can talk
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    Quote Originally Posted by girlnew156
    Actually, I'm only a female assassin, working undercover here as a stripper,
    ask me anymore stupid quesitons and I'm gonna have to kill ya.

    Er, correction, you gonna leave a lot of money in your will, honey?

    Jeez, thank you, Luv ya to death.
    heh

    You, I like.

    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    LMAO @ "firemans carry" and ".well, based on stereotyping, you should tell them you are an unemployed band member, deal in drugs, are on probation for abuse and have a puppy. That should seal the deal. ...hahaha."

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