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    Okay, here is my Halloween story. Saturday night....at work. I went up to the bar to chat to the bartenders and get a drink of water when I feel my very short skirt on my costume rise. ((I was wearing a naughty referee outfit with a very short skirt that barely covered my butt and booty shorts FYI)) Then I hear whispered (well, drunk-whispered) with my keen hearing, lol..." She has a big f***ing ass!" Welllll for some reason this made my inner fury emerge and I freaked out at them. LOL, probably not the best way to handle things but everyone thought it was funny and they left soon after.
    Now I know I have a bigger bum. The thing is, I have a small waist (my pics on here aren't very recent to show me now) and a delicious butt. I'd say I lean more towards the J-Lo arse than anyone who is famous I can think of, maybe bigger! O_o My BF loves it of course, he has this weird bum fetish that sometimes makes me wonder haha but anyone else on here have a bigger booty? Does it make you $$$? I will post some pics as soon as I get my film developed of my derriere.
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    I think I must be the big booty queen (see avatar)...

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    Yes my bum feels rediculously large but the guys loved it last night. I feel like its a nicely cooked pancake but hey Im working on it.

    My ass is a super money maker. Sometimes all I have to do is walk by and it starts to mesmerize people and soon Im like the pied piper. jk not that extreme. Butt...it does work for me every time I work. I guess its fun to have a lil extra than not enough.
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    I love having a big bum.

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    haha I have a huge ass! I'm little in the middle but i got much back hehe! I too had my skirt raised during a holloween party at a club! It happened a few times to tell you the truth. Guys did girls with curves and an ass. They really don't go for the super model skinny look like a pre-pubecent boy look. At least not the ones i've encountered and talked with. The bouncer grabbed me by the arm as i was leaving and said that i had a big ass for a white girl lol! And then said he'd see me at the club lol.

    YES my ass has proven to be beneficial to everything i do!
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    Ok, well I feel better now, lol. I like it enough, I just HATE when guys do that. -_-;
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    My ASS is HUGE!!!! Guys do love it !!!!

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    Huge ass here too. Some guys like it some don't. The men that do are the ones that count!
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    Yeah, I've got an applebottom for sure. I hated when I was younger but I've grown to love it. If only I could keep the ass while shrinking the thighs

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    It must be contagious! I had the exact same thing happen to me on Saturday night. I was dressed as Brittney Spears (short plaid skirt, white thigh highs, white shirt tyed at midriff and unbuttoned, hair in pigtails). Anyways, I was walking through the club to the bar, it was super crowded and I thought my bf was still behind me but he had gotten lost in the crowd. I felt someones hand cradling my buttock and I turned around with a big grin on my face only to see some old guy with a black shirt and about a dozen gold chains (ugh!) grabbing my ass! I didn't know whether to deck the guy or to laugh my ass off, but before I could react he disappeared back into the crowd.
    Gotta love Halloween!

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    LOL...here's a biggie for you......I have a 26 inch waist and 42 inch hips...thanks to my "ghetto bootie". when I buy jeans....I have to buy a 14 to fit my butt, with all that tacky extra material at the waist....unless I feel like blowing 50 or 60 bucks on a better brand designed for my figure....sigh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pixiepower329
    LOL...here's a biggie for you......I have a 26 inch waist and 42 inch hips...thanks to my "ghetto bootie". when I buy jeans....I have to buy a 14 to fit my butt, with all that tacky extra material at the waist....unless I feel like blowing 50 or 60 bucks on a better brand designed for my figure....sigh...
    Good grief! You've got me beat (I think)! I always have the jean issue, too. Darn you cheap jean manufacturers!

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    I haven't measured that in awhile, but I can totally identify with the loose waist-tight butt and thingh thing. *siigh* Oh well, I do have this great pair of high waisted sailor pants in a size 5/6 that I like, and my hugungous rear fits in!
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    what ARE the best jean brands for ladies like us anyway?

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    You know what..... I haven't found anything I like better than American Eagle Low Rise Skinny Flares. I know that there is a line by Nelly (Applebottoms) and one by J-Lo that make jeans for the more booty-enhanced lady, but other than that, I'm not too sure!
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    Applebottoms jeans are great for girls with a booty...and I love my big ass!! People always tell me, "wow, you've got a big ass for such a little girl" I think it's cute and I take it as a compliment

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    *Raises hand* Yep- I've got a big ass, too. I grew up hating it, and now it makes me a lot of money. I'm growing to love the big old thing.

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    Yes, I went to he docs today....measured in at 41"
    What a ratio. 34-27-41
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    I LOVE Citizens of Humanity jeans they always fit like a glove! I'm not so sure about rocknrepublic's yet they are kinda narrow! Tyra Banks wears them alot on her show and she's hippy so......
    My measurements are 38c-29-41! Damn I WISH I had a 26 waist!!!!! You wouldn't be able to tell me nothing!!!! oh yeah, rampage has cute jeans that are cheap and cute.

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    Oh my god! I feel so much better after reading this forum. I always had a big butt and after hearing some really nasty comments from a couple of white trash guys when I was in my teens, like, " Don't worry honey, you'll walk it off" and " Look at that Big old butt"" I became really self concious. I shouldn't have let these guys affect me like that but I did. I hated myself then and started to starve myself to be really thin. I mean grossly thin. Thank god I woke up and stopped doing that. I am close to 40 now and finally starting to appreciate my unique shape. Wow, All this drama I put myself through just because of my butt !!

    Well since I moved out of that small town and got closer to New York, I realized a lot more guys value a big butt, especially my Cuban husband! I find that a lot of older (and often richer) guys like a big butt as well.

    I definitely need help in the jean department- I am going to try those brands. My butt and legs resemble an apple with two sticks in it
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    As for the jeans I think Express jeans work good because they are a lil bit stretchy... J Lo jeans are pretty good too... I wouldn't trade my bum for very much. I think all my weight when I gain it goes there... Not my fav ass shot but theres mine...



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    I have a Brazilian. Most people think I am, anyway. It's not big, it's just bigger than the rest. But it looks good and inspires car crashes. Works for me...
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    Its coming to eat youuuu!
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