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    ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    For the first time in a LONG time, my friends were able to take me to the strip club. We hadn't been in a while because of a freak accident I had. Well I was feeling good enough to go, so I shined up my arm sling, got into mu studliest clothes, (did I just say that out loud) and we went to the club.

    I get inside, sit down, and immediately, I see some of the dancers looking at me and either rolling their eyes or laughing at me. This concerned me.

    Finally, one of the dancers who I had not seen since in a while saw me and explained that in my absence a guy had been coming into the club every once in a while and had a new "injury" in an attempt to get sympathy attention from the girls. That's why most of the girls who did not know me were acting so rude at first. They thought that I was probably trying what this other guy does to see if it really worked.

    This was the first time I had ever heard someone actually trying this!!

    Has anyone ever encountered this?

    And I just thought maybe I smelled bad...

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    No, but I heard Ted Bundy (serial killer/rapist) used it...


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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    Well I Have Not Met Any Costmers Pretending He Was Hurt. But I Have One Costmers Who I Can Tell Pretends To Be Mentally Slow So He Could Try To Get Away With A Little More!! And Another Who Tells Ever Girl That He Is Dying Of A Certain Illness. He Tells Ever Girl A Different Illness. He Told Me " This Is My Last Trip Here. I Dying Of Cancer. I Piss Blood Every Day Now". I Felt So Bad For Him Until I Found Out The Truth. One Shouldn't Kid About Such Things!!!

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    So if show up on cructhes (since I broke my leg on Thanksgiving), dancers may think I'm just looking for sympathy?

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    all i can say is i got lots of sympathy pussy while i was on chemo for cancer

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    Quote Originally Posted by dippidy dave
    all i can say is i got lots of sympathy pussy while i was on chemo for cancer
    good 4 u

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    Quote Originally Posted by dippidy dave
    all i can say is i got lots of sympathy pussy while i was on chemo for cancer
    What a gentleman. All I got from chemo was my life back; but that's pretty insignificant when it comes to pussy though, right?
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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    And how exactly did you have the strength to get hard nevermind fuck while on chemo?

    Methinks someone inventeth too much...
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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    And how exactly did you have the strength to get hard nevermind fuck while on chemo?

    Methinks someone inventeth too much...
    it doesn't affect everyone the same, the more healthy you are the less it runs you down,i was pretty fucked up for the first month, but i was taking 50 million units 5 days a week, after that i switched to 25 million units 3 days a week, i even worked 40 hrs a week up until the last 2 months when it fucked up my thyroid & my doctor forced me to take it easy.
    i guess i'm just one tough mother fucker

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    There is no end to the stoopid crap losers will try to get more out of us. I haven't seen a guy with a different injury every week. That takes some nerve - obviously doesn't care that the girls catch on quickly and make fun of him.

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    Quote Originally Posted by erica131313
    Well I Have Not Met Any Costmers Pretending He Was Hurt. But I Have One Costmers Who I Can Tell Pretends To Be Mentally Slow So He Could Try To Get Away With A Little More!! And Another Who Tells Ever Girl That He Is Dying Of A Certain Illness. He Tells Ever Girl A Different Illness. He Told Me " This Is My Last Trip Here. I Dying Of Cancer. I Piss Blood Every Day Now". I Felt So Bad For Him Until I Found Out The Truth. One Shouldn't Kid About Such Things!!!
    You capitalized every word. How odd...

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    You used correct spelling. How odd...

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    Default Re: ...And I thought maybe I just smelled bad...

    The funniest story I ever heard was from a girl in my club -- from when she worked at another club. A guy would show up, spend $1000 on just a couple of girls, and then when he'd run through the money he'd fake a heart attack in the private dance room to keep getting attention! He apparently did this several times before people caught on. ;P

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    Quote Originally Posted by dippidy dave
    it doesn't affect everyone the same, the more healthy you are the less it runs you down,i was pretty fucked up for the first month, but i was taking 50 million units 5 days a week, after that i switched to 25 million units 3 days a week, i even worked 40 hrs a week up until the last 2 months when it fucked up my thyroid & my doctor forced me to take it easy.
    i guess i'm just one tough mother fucker
    A friend of my parents gained about 25 lbs during treatment. They said to eat a lot, so he did

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