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    Default What do you think about after Sex?

    If opera can ask, so can I.

    I'm curious, what comes to mind immidiatly after sex?

    For me, the maybe 5 times I had it, Its almost always "That smells good". I normally recap and the recap makes me either proud of my performance or cuddly in hopes of forgiveness. But the first NON SEXUAL thought I have after sex is "Can I just relax now?"

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    If it was good- sleep.

    If not- Ugh. Gotta go douche to make sure no Idiotseed takes hold in my womb.

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    Usually "Hrm Im hungry ... that was good (or bad) maybe I should go to the bathroom" I hate that leaking feeling yeuck.
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    Default Re: What do you think about after Sex?

    You mean people can actually think after sex?

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    I think, "ohmidog, I'm such a dirty little slut, I can't believe I just DID THAT and can't believe the nasty ass thoughts running through my head the entir......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

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    sleep!

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    Either..."Man, I'm sleepy" or "Crap! I still have stuff to do!"

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    Should I get her a towel or just let it drip?

    And Tigersmilk... a true gentleman is prepared with the towel. You shouldn't have to get your own..

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    I think one of two things: "DAMN, I need more sex!!!" or "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."

    Usually it's the first one.

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    Hahaha usually either "get me a tissue before it runs down my leg" or "get to the bathroom before it runs down my leg"! Eww.

    Then usually "Hehe my boyfriend rocks my socks" Awwww.

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    Who's thinking? I'm busy getting ready for the next round, dammit!!

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    Hmm. Sex. What's that? Vaague recollection... No. I got nothing.
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    "dammit... don't wanna go wash up.... time for sleep.... why is boyfriend talking? doesn't he realise the think-maker is broken? hungry but no energy to move.... night night....."
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    1) "How would I grade my performance? Did I kick ass, or did I fuck up anything?"

    2) "I wonder if she would have let me put it in her butt."

    3) "I wonder if she's ever had it in the butt."

    4) "You think she'd be mad if I went home now?"

    5) "I should rub one out while she's in the shower."

    6) "I'm the Man."

    7) "Jesus, I hope I didn't just knock her up."

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    "do I have to clean up the blow-up fuck-doll now or can I wait a little while?"

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    I think.."least now he will stop his bitch'n and moanin"

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    my first thought is usually shit I just blew a load on the computer chair I better clean that up before Dea gets home
    Ocassionally after Dea AND I have sex I my first thought is wait those aren't my shoes....MAST! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR SHOES HERE AGAIN?!?
    Once or twice I've thought that P.J. and John Bon Jovi are one and he same since I've never seen them both at the same time...then I realize it's the sex talking
    The oher night my first thought was I wonder...if we were in Arkansas and Rhia was my sister would she let me do her?

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    Whereas I think ,,,, next time I am going to make sure that Blade gives me the keys to the handcuffs when he is finished and I am not ever ever going to do shots of tequilla again.
    And this time I really mean it.

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    Hmm.. Let's see:

    Sometimes I think.. "Damn.. I shouldn't have blinked and wasted all that time!"

    (Poor Dan.. But, I do get the blame. Guess it's a compliment. <shrug>)

    Blade.. If we lived in Arkansas, and we were related... Hell yes. But, you'd have to promise to keep your teeth in. And, after we were done, I'd have to have my way with Dea.

    Heh.

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    Ocassionally after Dea AND I have sex I my first thought is wait those aren't my shoes....MAST! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR SHOES HERE AGAIN?!?
    Blade, you've been missed. That is some funny shit.

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    "What was the name of the bad guy on Star Trek: Generations?"

    BTW, douching can actually increase your chance of pregnancy, because it pushes things further up into your uterus.
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    Default Re: What do you think about after Sex?

    hummmm... i think : thank god is over

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    I can't remember.

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    Will she respect me in the morning?

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