Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 43

Thread: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

  1. #1
    Veteran Member Aleah's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    San Francisco, CA
    Posts
    334
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Happened last night and I don't know how. I felt so bad for her and she looked so freaked. I didn't know what to do! She wouldn't talk or anything. If there is an accident like that, what can I do in the future? I just felt so horrible for her and helpless all at the same time. Has this happened to you? Something completely akward while at work? What did you do? Happy hump day, ya'll!

  2. #2
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 57 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Awww...poor girl! I probably would have cried if that was me! That mega-sucks!

  3. #3
    Veteran Member bella622's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Baltimore/Washington
    Posts
    449
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 6 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    That would totally suck... I saw that happen one night to a girl who was soooooooooo drunk. She just got up and laughed about it and made a statement real loud about does anyone want to buy her a drink. I think it was a cute recovery for an embarrassing moment.
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

  4. #4
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    ^^ Shit you..I would probably haul ass outta that place to never return. I'm funny about embarassing moments like that. That is like something that is so unforgettable. But more power to her or anyone else who would just their shoulders off and get back to work.







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  5. #5
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    1,809
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    I used to have braided hair extensions, and when they are damp or wet, are really quite heavy. So i'm dancing close to the edge of the stage and I rolled my head whilst dancing away and the weight of my braids pulled me over. I landed face down, flat on the floor !!!
    I'm so thankful it was really early evening and there were very few customers in the club, although it did bring a couple of dancers out of the private rooms wondering what the noise was.
    My managers face, as he picked me up off the floor, was begging for it to be OK to laugh, and yes, i let him.Everyone got a good laugh including me, i wasn't hurt.
    It was funny, and you can't take yourself so seriously in this business,especially when you're as clumsy as i am!

  6. #6
    Senior Member Christelle's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    116
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    i probably will eventually, i'm clumsy by nature. lol

  7. #7
    Featured Member hannah83's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    southeast michigan
    Posts
    1,767
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    eh. i've fallen on stage b4, i've hit my head on the pole, my best friend fell off the stage and she's fallen down the pole...ya just gotta laugh it off and realize that most of the guys aren't even paying attention to the stage. it does suck though...
    There's a wild side behind every innocent face.

    End violence against women.
    I support Dottie.


  8. #8
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Quote Originally Posted by MishaBliss
    I used to have braided hair extensions, and when they are damp or wet, are really quite heavy. So i'm dancing close to the edge of the stage and I rolled my head whilst dancing away and the weight of my braids pulled me over. I landed face down, flat on the floor !!!
    OMG I couldn't help but to laugh outloud babe. Sorry huh What did you have, some box braids? The really thick ones...goodness. I hope you're more careful with those braids lady







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  9. #9
    God/dess JustJayda's Avatar
    Joined
    May 2005
    Location
    Philly- Cheesesteaks, Tastykakes and Misto shakes!!
    Posts
    2,691
    Thanks
    15
    Thanked 24 Times in 21 Posts
    My Mood
    Psychedelic

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Shit, when I was dancing at Fantasia in Wilmington years agp, I did a flip, and my wig fell off on stage, exposing six BEAUTIFUL conrows!!!! Thank God the DJ hit the smoke machine for me, but everyone still saw it!
    Quote Originally Posted by MarvelGirl View Post
    Oh, and nope, rubbing titties isn't air dancing.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    The cut-off age for stripping is when customers stop paying you.

    The end.

  10. #10
    God/dess cinammonkisses's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2002
    Location
    Some Fat guys Lap!
    Posts
    9,647
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 90 Times in 67 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Quote Originally Posted by JustJayda
    Shit, when I was dancing at Fantasia in Wilmington years agp, I did a flip, and my wig fell off on stage, exposing six BEAUTIFUL conrows!!!! Thank God the DJ hit the smoke machine for me, but everyone still saw it!
    LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo hahaha awww man I'm dying over here ladies.

    See that's kinda what I'm worried about. I am not in a club yet, but the idea of my wig falling off sending chills up and down my spine. Scary thought!







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


  11. #11
    Featured Member Lilith's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    1,309
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 11 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Once, when I had just started at the club I work in now, I was wearing a long velvet robe. Looked smashing but it was damned heavy and more than a little awkward on the stage. I still wasn't accustomed to either long gowns or the stage set-up, which was far different than my previous club. Tipper approached the stage and as a matter of course I reached for the beam with my right hand and put my right leg straight up into the air. Unfortunately, the handy beam I was used to using for balance existed only in my former club; my hand met air and the heavy velvet dragged me to the ground right quick once I was unbalanced. Oops. I giggled, the tipper giggled, we continued.

    I'm going to bite it here soon if I don't get new traction soles for my shoes, though. I've worn them clear through and already there's been a few moments where I felt the shoe slip out from under me. I really don't understand how girls dance in strapless doublestacks without traction soles. It defies the laws of physics.
    He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

  12. #12
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    1,809
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    For Cinnamonkisses,
    They weren't thick just sooo many of them!! And yes, they were on the wetter side of damp as i was running late for work that night, oops.

  13. #13
    Veteran Member soybeangirl's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2003
    Location
    down south
    Posts
    542
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    I saw a girls wig fall off once. SO DAMN FUNNY. She had a great sense of humor though so we all laughed about it. I love those comic relief moments like that. Not when they happen to me, of course. Once, I was in the midst of some floor work and my shoe came FLYING off my foot and hit the mirror across the back of the stage and shattered into a zillion pieces. I just covered my mouth and mumbled "oh shit". it was like out of a movie like the music went "scrrrrtch" and the place fell silent. SO EMBARASSING and i was scared i was going to have to pay for the mirror. the owner never said a word to me except to make a joke about me only being able to wear shoes that had straps to hold them on. He was cool about it.

    The worst ever, though, was when this girl would get so drunk that she would forget (i guess) to go pee and she would squat down to get $$$ and dribble pee on the stage. Then along comes a doorman with bleach and water to clean up after her drunk ass. It was so gross. Evenutally she got fired. She was nasty.

  14. #14
    Yekhefah
    Guest

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Oh, no! Poor thing but that's funny. I had a group of friends come in to see me a few weeks ago; one of them was my friend Jon, who I flirt with all the time. It was the first time most of them had ever seen me dance, so I really wanted to make a good impression. I was on all fours and I leaned way over the stage to shake my head upside down in Jon's lap - standard maneuver, right? My hands were on the arm of his chair because he was sitting way back from the stage. Of course my shoe slipped and I went crashing face-first into his crotch. My chin actually banged his balls so hard he yelped in pain. It was incredibly embarrassing but hilarious; everyone was laughing.

    If that was going to happen, I'm just glad it was Jon. It could've been worse! We're still making jokes about it.

  15. #15
    Veteran Member funtasticFerra's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    FL
    Posts
    407
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    soybeangirl....EEEWWWWW GROSS! I can't believe they didn't fire her the first time it happened! how nasty!

    Since i'm new in the business i haven't had any ooops's yet, but i'm sure there are plenty to come lol! I have a pair of shoes, but am starting out in my boots since i'm more stable. And i'm sticking to simple things i know i can do and look good doing for now! Wish me luck lol! And thanks for the tip to NEVER get braids lol, i'll fall flat on my ass with those!
    "When life gets rough turn up the music and dance a little"

    I Train Mixed Martial Arts!

  16. #16
    Veteran Member CallMeSky's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Over Vegas, back where I started - SanAntonio
    Posts
    431
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    soybean...i`ve had a shoe fly off, too - it hit a custy. in the head! thankgod you didnt get cut.

    i`ve also had my tie tback come undone on the side...i was kinda drink just a lil bit and didnt notice until I looked down...

    doesnt sound bad...but it wasnt a nude club! I was so scared they were gonna fire me, but thankfully only one customer noticed (he was at stage w/ me)

  17. #17
    God/dess scarlett_vancouver's Avatar
    Joined
    Jan 2004
    Location
    Vancouver, BC
    Posts
    6,699
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 22 Times in 20 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    The worst ever, though, was when this girl would get so drunk that she would forget (i guess) to go pee and she would squat down to get $$$ and dribble pee on the stage. Then along comes a doorman with bleach and water to clean up after her drunk ass. It was so gross. Evenutally she got fired. She was nasty.
    OH MY GOD! bwahaha, I'm laughing my ass off, but that's crazy! I don't know what I'd do if I saw that.

    *still laughing*

    I've never fallen headfirst off the stage of anything, but about once a year I lose my balance and have to step onto the bar (you know, the lowered part around the stage). And about once a year I kick someone (accidentally!) while doing a pole trick.

    Feature costumes for sale!

  18. #18
    Veteran Member vegasbebe's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    349
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Oh my heavens!! Someone actually peed on the stage...that is hysterical, and soo soo disgusting....I'm surprised she didn't get fired the first time that happened.

    I was on stage once, and I had borrowed somebody's black shoes too match my outfit...they were maybe a size too big, but I could walk in them fine. Well, I did a pole trick, the one where you stand next to the pole, kick your feet up over your head and end up hanging upside down...yeah, umm... I kicked off BOTH of the shoes and they went sailing over some poor dude's head. He returned them to me on stage. I just giggled and did a little barefoot, retarded hokey pokey dance to make fun of myself, then kept stripping.

    Also, speaking of the pee incident...one night at Spearmint....OHMYGOD! This girl got so drunk that she peed on herself, in a chair. And then she denied that she had peed!! My customer freaked out, grabbed the manager, and she got fired. I'm sorry, but I don't have a lot of sympathy for that girl. Firstly, if you're old enough to drink, you're old enough not to wet yourself...secondly...why would you lie about it?? This puddle of pee was like growing around her ass. It had to be the most disgusting thing ever.

    Oh, also, this isn't embarassing on me, but one night I danced for a customer in the half hour room, and when he was getting up to pay me, he puked all over the ground. Nice.

    Oh, also, one night I was wearing these cute pink shoes...as I was walking, the insole ripped out of the shoe... I think I was kinda drunk and just kept trying to walk, and then I took a complete dive and landed flat on my face. I was sort of dating someone who worked there at the time, and he made me go sleep in my car for like five hours. Again, nice.

  19. #19
    God/dess gypsy_girlchild's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Va mostly
    Posts
    2,750
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 52 Times in 41 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Quote Originally Posted by hannah83
    eh. i've fallen on stage b4, i've hit my head on the pole, my best friend fell off the stage and she's fallen down the pole...ya just gotta laugh it off and realize that most of the guys aren't even paying attention to the stage. it does suck though...
    Yep, it's happened a few times to me and I wasn't drunk some of those times!
    you just shrug it off. Sometimes it's the dancer, sometimes the stage and sometimes just a moment that really sucked and sometimes really hurts.
    But, I've never fallen off the stage.. seen it happen a few times, and wow, it really does suck for the girl.. Usually someone runs over to help her back on the stage and she dances on.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



  20. #20
    Member xexoticdancerx's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2005
    Location
    England
    Posts
    40
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    One of my friends fell off stage when she was on the pole, snapped one of her nails right off and it was bleeding... poor lass!

  21. #21
    Featured Member MeganS's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2003
    Location
    Wisconsin
    Posts
    872
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Ha! I think I'm the queen of clumsiness when it comes to dancing! I've fallen naked off the stage right into a customer's lap, tripped and fell many times walking through the bar (damn 8 inch heels with no strap, never again!) Fallen off the pole upside down and had to go to the emergency room for fear of concussion. Still seeing a chiropractor 3 years later. And side clocking many a men stage side with my heels. Funniest though might have been when I went to do an upside down flip in a girl's lap when she clamped her legs shut and I did a back flip over her shoulder, off of the stage and landed on my heels standing up! TA DA!
    "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
    Francoise Sagan

  22. The Following User Says Thank You to MeganS For This Useful Post:


  23. #22
    God/dess gypsy_girlchild's Avatar
    Joined
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Va mostly
    Posts
    2,750
    Thanks
    3
    Thanked 52 Times in 41 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    Quote Originally Posted by MeganS
    Ha! I think I'm the queen of clumsiness when it comes to dancing! I've fallen naked off the stage right into a customer's lap, tripped and fell many times walking through the bar (damn 8 inch heels with no strap, never again!) Fallen off the pole upside down and had to go to the emergency room for fear of concussion. Still seeing a chiropractor 3 years later. And side clocking many a men stage side with my heels. Funniest though might have been when I went to do an upside down flip in a girl's lap when she clamped her legs shut and I did a back flip over her shoulder, off of the stage and landed on my heels standing up! TA DA!
    That's great! It reminds me of a time I climbed the pole and went to hang upside down, but I moved to quickly and didn't grip the pole with my feet, just my hands. I ended up filpping upside down off the pole and landing on my feet, it was cool, but scary... Just tinhking about what could have happened scares me, it was a VERY tal pole.
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



  24. #23
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    3,354
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 57 Times in 3 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    ^ Eep! All that sounds like something I would do. I'm a mega-clumsy!

  25. #24
    Senior Member dolliest's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2005
    Location
    Iowa
    Posts
    183
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    My worst was walking over on the long stage to say something to another dancer. Only trouble was she was starting to do a nice spin around the pole and I got closer than I thought I was. Took a nice kick right to my face. no big hurt but I did feel pretty stupid there.
    mused the dj and crowd to no end though

  26. #25
    Tart
    Guest

    Default Re: Poor Girl Fell off the Stage!

    So let me break my stories down

    first tonight ::: a girl i work with was on stage ( we dont have poles ) she does a twirl and BOTH heels break at the same fucking time. she just took em' off and did the rest of the set without shoes.

    Okay now to horror stories.

    First night at the FIRST club i worked at. I had NO idea what kind of shoes to wear etc. So i bought what fit and was the sexiest.( first mistake. )

    second mistake came from going pee first and not checking for a tp trail on the shoe.

    third mistake was attempting to go up the steps without someone helping me.

    fourth was doing a back flip, because not ONLY did i have toilet paper stuck to my heel, and NOT only was I unsteady as hell on no slipguard stilettos, but i also didn't know where the edge of the stage was.

    I took out 3 customers , 2 of them hit their head on the stage directly behind their head. One was knocked out cold for a few seconds. all their beers broke. And ...my crotch landed so hard on the middle guys face that i bloodied his nose from the impact.

    yah and I still got the job!! haha

    Okay now for a funny one ::

    This girl that came to work at a club I use to be at , thought she was just hot shit. She had this obvious wig on. Long flowing hair. Welp, she cut one too many throats and sent a lady into rage . So much rage that a jerry spring episode took place.

    The girl that she had cut throat on and pissed off , decides she's fucking had it. She's quiting right now. to hell with this club etc etc. So she gets dressed and goes to tip out..

    So as the wig wearing evil girl was on stage acting really hot and cool, the pissed off girl just simply walks over ( the evil girl was on her back doing floor work. ) and takes her wig right off her head and goes running !! I mean RUNNING through the club waiving it around. everyone was laughing so fucking hard that no one bothered to catch her.

    Since she was dressed, and everyone was in shock ... she gets out of the club...gets in her car and drives off ..wig in tow.

    The girl that had the wig ripped off had literally NO hair , and mngmt refused to let her go home early. She was forced to work the remaining 4 hours with ZERO hair. She then made no money.


    The best part is when I left work and was walking to the train station to head home, there was that wig in the road all fucked up. I laughed my ass off.

    Seriously thats' honestly the best ' FUCK YOU ' i've ever seen take place in my life.

    evil wig wearing girl never returned

    and wig thrashing girl returned.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Similar Threads

  1. Got hired, but almost fell on stage
    By KendraStrange in forum Newbie Board
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 03-14-2011, 01:49 PM
  2. stripper fell OFF the stage
    By betterthaneden in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 39
    Last Post: 01-27-2008, 05:44 AM
  3. Drywall fell on stage
    By exotic0690 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 08-20-2007, 10:59 AM
  4. I Fell Off The Stage
    By Victoria2 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 04-17-2007, 09:38 PM
  5. I Fell Off The Stage
    By Victoria2 in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: 03-31-2006, 03:10 AM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •