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    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    Damn.. That's just wrong. Psycho bitch.

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    She's also a copycat. Some chick did this a couple of years ago because he cheated on her.
    "This above all: to thine own self be true."

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    odds are that the tube of 'Crazy Glue' will wind up costing her thousands of dollars !

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    People are stupid...that's all I'll say!

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    LOL!

    Am I the only one who thinks it's funny?

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    Ha! I'm with Bridgette. That's fucking hilarious. It's not like she chopped it off! Poor bastard probably deserved it.




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    ^^^ When I smack ma bitch she deserves it too!

    (Oh not so funny now eh?)

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    Actually she does sound psycho, inviting over the guy she dumped to do this.

    This reminds me of that episode of Nip/Tuck a couple of weeks ago when they had to remove two superglued fratboys from the asscheeks of a third.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    ^Yes, it is


    MANY MEN WANTED TO LAY ME DOWN, BUT FEW WANTED TO LIFT ME UP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward
    Actually she does sound psycho, inviting over the guy she dumped to do this.

    This reminds me of that episode of Nip/Tuck a couple of weeks ago when they had to remove two superglued fratboys from the asscheeks of a third.
    Totally agree. So what if she didn't cut it off? She was already broken up with him. What gives her goofy ass the right to do that shit? Bitches are crazy, I swear.

    Good episode of NT too.

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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!


    "Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together."

    "Then came the nail polish.


    Slaby claimed O'Toole dumped it all over his head."

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    Oh wah.. get over it. I've seen guys dump women out naked - with their children, with no place to go and no way to get any sort of anything. Treating them like dogs. What's the difference?

    No one knows what went on between those people but them. He might of deserved it - then again, he might not of. Who knows. Personally I think it's hilarious, kind of like icy hot in a jock strap. Ha ha!

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    Cost of One Tube of SuperGlue: 1.99

    Cost of One Bottle of Cheap Nail Polish: .99

    Cost of Seeking Revenge for Your Broken Heart: Priceless
    Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul... - Marilyn Monroe

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Oh wah.. get over it. I've seen guys dump women out naked - with their children, with no place to go and no way to get any sort of anything. Treating them like dogs. What's the difference?
    The difference is they had already broken up, and SHE invited HIM over. Was he posing a threat in that case? I doubt it.

    No one knows what went on between those people but them. He might of deserved it - then again, he might not of. Who knows. Personally I think it's hilarious, kind of like icy hot in a jock strap. Ha ha!
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    Who cares what happened between them? She had already broken up with him. It should've ended there. Only a psychotic bitch would open it back up like that, when it was already over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bella622
    Cost of One Tube of SuperGlue: 1.99

    Cost of One Bottle of Cheap Nail Polish: .99

    Cost of Seeking Revenge for Your Broken Heart: Priceless
    hahahahahaha...

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    Rhiannon: He went willingly. Plus it said that these were acts that had regularly gone on between them and should of been kept in the bedroom. That tells me he was there for sex. He gave his consent, so he got what he deserved. If she was such a psycho, he should of known - then why did he go in the first place! At least take your own car. His fault for putting himself in that position.

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    ^Yes, he went willingly.. But, would you all be laughing if it was a woman, even if she went willingly as well? You all would be flipping out and demanding the death penalty if this happened to a female, not laughing your asses off about it.

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    Rhiannon: He went willingly. Plus it said that these were acts that had regularly gone on between them and should of been kept in the bedroom. That tells me he was there for sex. He gave his consent, so he got what he deserved. If she was such a psycho, he should of known - then why did he go in the first place! At least take your own car. His fault for putting himself in that position.
    So because he answered her malicious and duplicitous booty call, he deserves to get his cock superglued to stomach? Hardly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Plus it said that these were acts that had regularly gone on between them and should of been kept in the bedroom.
    Correction: her lawyer said that. Just beasue a lawyer says he has pictures of you blowing a horse, doesn't make it true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melonie
    odds are that the tube of 'Crazy Glue' will wind up costing her thousands of dollars !
    With a jury of 10 men 2 women, he could go for more than 30k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow
    Oh wah.. get over it. I've seen guys dump women out naked - with their children, with no place to go and no way to get any sort of anything. Treating them like dogs. What's the difference?
    So this particular guy is responsible for other guys who "dump women out naked - with their children, with no place to go and no way to get any sort of anything"? Is that what you are saying? how many other guys are responsible for doing that to any random person, or to certain guys you know or do not know?

    No one knows what went on between those people but them. He might of deserved it - then again, he might not of. Who knows.
    That is correct!

    Personally I think it's hilarious, kind of like icy hot in a jock strap. Ha ha!
    If it would be a comedy skit or a cartoon or even in a movie, I would think it is funny. Now I can only see it funny as an imaginary skit. As it is I see it as just the pathetic long-lost retributions of a loser psycho who severely needs in-patient treatment. In that same <sense> it would be funnier if he had at the same time glued her lips together. But that's just me.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    It's not about what he deserved, I have no idea. Of course the man is not responsible for the sins of his gender . Thats just dumb. You took my examples and blew them out of proportion.

    My point is he should of been smarter than to think with his little head and watch himself. If it had been a woman, I would be saying the same thing. What is true and what is not true is for the courts to decide.

    It is a fact that the man was foolish to go with her, to her house, without his car. Because they had already broken up - perhaps on good terms, perhaps not. He should of at least taken his own car.

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    So, when O'Toole invited him over to her Murrysville home to rekindle a friendship, he said he agreed.
    Slaby said O'Toole even went to his house in Pittsburgh to pick him up.
    But according to Slaby, the night took a turn when O'Toole got angry about Slaby's new love.
    That is the issue, right there. Premeditation. He was stupid for messing with her; apparently he had someone new and she didn't like that.
    But I don't think he deserved that; well, maybe by the new woman in his life. Probably wanted him to remain a pathetic loser with a desperate streak. But the car thing is nothing. What's one mile, nothing. Unless your body doesn't work right.

    Wonder if she knows Lorena?


    She thinks she got revenge? He got $30,000+ for her deeds. Which one really got the revenge.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    *Nervous laugh* OOPS! I have the wrong room! *Tiptoes out*
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