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    Default If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    President Katrine, anyone?

    Maybe Blade for Sec of Defense.

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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    Uh, ME of course.

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    Don't know her, but, judging by her posts here and on the blue site, the country would be one big 'ol ORGY!! Woo Hoo! Hail to the Chief, President Katrine!

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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    President Jenny

    NinaDaisy for Sec of Defense

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    Vice President MeganS

    Sec of the Treasury...Moneywise or Melonie

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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    • I'll just make my choices here based on the Presidential line of succession, plus a few more cabinet positions that would SW specific

    • President - Melonie
    • Vice President - Bridgette
    • Speaker of the House - Pamela
    • President pro temp - Tina
    • Secretary of State - VenusGoddess

    • Secretary of the Treasury - DancerWealth
    • Secretary of Defense - Blade
    • Attorney General - Amylynne
    • Secretary of the Interior - Montythegeek
    • Secretary of Agriculture - BigDaddy
    • Secretary of Commerce - Jay Zeno
    • Secretary of Labor - evan_essence
    • Secretary of Health and Human Services - Rhiannon
    • Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - NinaDaisy
    • Secretary of Transportation - onlythebest

    • Secretary of Energy - FBR
    • Secretary of Education - Britneyireland
    • Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Casual Oberver
    • Secretary of Homeland Security - Deogol
    • Secretary of the VIP room - tampafladancer
    • Secretary of Stage Etiquette - Scarlett_Vancouver
    • Secretary of Lap Dances - Susan Wayward
    • Secretary of Dancer Retirees - LoveSexMoney
    • Secretary of DJ-Dancer Relations - Djoser
    • Secretary of All Things Nutty - Katrine
    • Secretary of Katrine - now taking applications!
    • Secretary of Fetishes - any female with red hair
    • Secretary of Dancer Affairs - Paris
    • Secretary of Customer-Dancer Relations - Destiny
    • Secretary of OTC - Moneywise
    • Secretary of Bootiliciousness - Paige D'Winter
    • Secretary of Pathetic Loserdom - doc-catfish (only job left)
    It's all a temporary arrangement though. Eventually AmyLynne will get the rest of us all thrown out of office on corruption charges, (real or imagined). Then she'll be appointed to empress and will comence whooping some ass.

    We all end up fleeing into exile in neighboring Stripperagua where Katrine brainwashes us all into her cult. Damned UN will do nothing to help us because the security counsel all happen to be Amy's regulars. Even in stripper world they're Useless Nincompoops.

    Hope that wasn't too Poo.
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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    I choose Pryce. He's experienced and proven.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Woo! Secretary of Health & Human Services! LOL, Thanks Doc!

    I would have to agree with the masses here and say President Kat all the way! And, as Secretary of H&HS, I'd be working under her. Yeah, baby. B for Vice!

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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    I would definitely vote for Melonie.

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    Wow, thanks everyone!!!!

    My first act as President is to declare my home country Ukraine as an autonomous independant secular Striptatorship. Any and all world entertainers/sex workers/musicians/attractive people/well-behaved customers can receive political asylum from their current oppressive regimes. Strippers receive automatic citizenship. Yes, you will all have to move there. The winters suck, but the women are hot, and there's always the Black sea and Crimean sea for holidays. Plus, we still have plenty of nukes stockpiled for defense.

    State religion is nihilism.
    No gay marriage, no straight marriage, marriage is outlawed.
    Free education and healthcare, we'll figure out a way to make it work with all the brainpower and booty power.


    Now, I need interns, several of them, they must ALL dress in blue lingerie with my cum stains on them at ALL times!! 3 times a day, everyone must get down on the ground, face Vegas, chant "Stripperweb Akbar" 3 times, and masterbate until completion.

    I plan to be impeached within a few hours because I'm really just too lazy to run an entire country or community. I nominate Bridgette as my successor.

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    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    All hail President Rhi!!

    Vice President VenusGoddess!

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    I'd rather be an anarchist



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Hyde
    President Katrine, anyone?

    Maybe Blade for Sec of Defense.
    I'll second that motion, and throw in my hat for...

    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    [*]Secretary of Katrine - now taking applications!
    Hold it, what would the duties of Katrine's secretary be?

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    Mast for president!!! :o

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    Default Re: If Stripperweb was a country, which poster would you want running it?

    Forget those gov't positions ! Set me up in a position of REAL power, like editor of the nation's leading newspaper or chairman of the nation's central bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Now, I need interns, several of them, they must ALL dress in blue lingerie with my cum stains on them at ALL times!! 3 times a day, everyone must get down on the ground, face Vegas, chant "Stripperweb Akbar" 3 times, and masterbate until completion.
    lmao.

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    I have no place in Katrine's Striptatorship.

    And thank you darcy for the wonderful recommendation, but power goes to the ones who know power, desire alone is not enough.

    I'd be a wuss as a president anyways :/

    But so far, Katrine's world sounds like my Utopia, invited or not.

    I wanna be a Chef! Zinc Saucer!

    Oh btw, I how would we treat the opperssive outworlders?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Secretary of de fence.....do dat mean blade take notes at de fence?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blonddarlin
    Hold it, what would the duties of Katrine's secretary be?
    Well, to start off, you will need a or a . She likes things rough, so you can't go wrong with the right and . After all is said and done, it's best to plan out your next move, as she likes variety and gets bored easily.

    It's going to be a tough job...I for one am completely and totally up to the task!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blade
    Secretary of de fence.....do dat mean blade take notes at de fence?
    Who's going to need to take notes? If Kat is in charge, all you'll need is a good digital camera and camcorder!!

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    Speaking from the position of quite likely the only member to have cooked Katrine dinner... nah, I have nothing further. Except that I've cooked dinner for Katrine and y'all haven't. I win.
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    Kudos to Doc for a fun as hell post

    I'll take the mention as Secretary of Energy. With gasoline and overall energy prices being what they are, that puts me in a position of power Ladies if you want to motor down the road you have to come see me Gawd, could I have fun with that.

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    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilith
    Speaking from the position of quite likely the only member to have cooked Katrine dinner... nah, I have nothing further. Except that I've cooked dinner for Katrine and y'all haven't. I win.
    Mmmmm, the girl can cook too!!! Poke chops taste goooood......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I have red hair.. I'll apply for the secretary of fetishes.. where do I pick up an application?


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    My bed....NOW!

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