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    Default Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    Wow! That's a lotta hummers!

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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    If I'm going to spend that, I'd rather get one ( A real hummer ) from Military surplus, complete with bullet holes.

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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    I'll just continue driving my GM Obscenity SUV with the Urban Assault Package and Optional Gun Turret and Grenade Launcher, with the bumper sticker that says "Cover Me! I'm Changing Lanes!".

    It's great for those Dallas rush hours.
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    If I'm going to spend that, I'd rather get one ( A real hummer ) from Military surplus, complete with bullet holes
    same here. I know someone who went on some Summer Hummer Safari thing where you get to actually drive your Hummer off road and in the mud and stuff. She said it was fun as hell and they were driving all over in the mud and splashing around. But she said what was really funny was how many people wouldn't drive them on the course because they didn't want to get them dirty and messed up. I mean really, I thought the whole point was because it's a sport UTILITY vehicle when you buy a Hummer but what do I know?

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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    The H1's that came out in the early 90's are the real Hummers.They are diesel and a lot better than the unleaded H2's.The H2's are a $55K piece of crap.
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    If I'm going to spend that, I'd rather get one ( A real hummer ) from Military surplus, complete with bullet holes.
    I can assure you, they're not at all comfortable to drive. The seats were so bad, that people on my base in Germany (back in the early 90s) stripped car seats out from the junkyard and bolted them in place of the original pans that served as seats. The military models also have no real AC and the original units leaked from the .50 caliber turret (though I heard they've since fixed that).

    Nothing comfy about military Hummers, but they can go and drive anywhere, that's for sure.
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    I really like the engine snorkel feature on the H1's.
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    Quote Originally Posted by onlythebest
    I really like the engine snorkel feature on the H1's.
    That's so STUPID...who the HELL needs................oh wait...you're in Nawlins :-P
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    That's so STUPID...who the HELL needs................oh wait...you're in Nawlins :-P
    Back to you,LOL!!!
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    I wonder if I could trade like 25 lapdances for a hummer... i mean, it looks like they have plenty of them, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vegasbebe
    I wonder if I could trade like 25 lapdances for a hummer... i mean, it looks like they have plenty of them, huh?
    At 10 miles to the gallon,you better keep on doing dances after you get it,LOL.
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    It's a sad day in America when hardly anyone wants to pay for a hummer....wait a minute, what are we talking about here...? OH! LOL!

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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    You can get any number of hummers for about $20 each. But it isn't a diesel, and it isn't too comfortable, but it can RUN!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    I can assure you, they're not at all comfortable to drive. The seats were so bad, that people on my base in Germany (back in the early 90s) stripped car seats out from the junkyard and bolted them in place of the original pans that served as seats. The military models also have no real AC and the original units leaked from the .50 caliber turret (though I heard they've since fixed that).

    Nothing comfy about military Hummers, but they can go and drive anywhere, that's for sure.
    Thats what's it's all about, I have money, I can modify it to fit my needs. Thats half the fun of it! ( I am a gear-head chick after all ) Off roading here is a sport, plus, I work at a strip club in a not so nice part of town. What could be better?

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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    10 miles a gallon is an upgrade for me, I get 8 with my f-250. H2's are just that nasty looking body on a tahoe frame. They can't be all that great off road anyway. The H3's are sweet and cheaper and you can get almost any thing you would want on one. And at 22 mph its not that bad at all. They start at 29,000, and the H1's start at like 89,000+! I don't think the H1 market is getting hurt any if you can afford one you can feed it too. H2's I'm sure are hurting bad, and the H3 is getting a bad rap because of the high gas bill of the H2. Snorkel's are great, have you ever pushed water with your windshield? There a must have if you do a lot of off roading. You know crossing ponds, following creaks things like that.
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    Default Re: Apparently Hummers aren't selling well

    OH!!

    Not that kind of hummer....


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