The first few weeks I danced, I looked so stupid on stage because I had no idea what I was doing and no one told me how dumb I looked. I bet they just laughed their asses off when I wasn't looking.
My biggest no-no was lipsynching to the music. It's not sexy ... EVER.
I spanked myself.
I retrieved tips with my breasts.
I did shoulderstands and moved my legs like I was riding a bicycle.
I licked my nipples.
I borrowed moves from my Pilates class.
Club dance. Like a white girl.
I'm feeling sick to my stomach just thinking about this. The manager had to pull me aside and show me how to move like a dancer. She felt bad for me.
Anyone care to add to the list of things newbies should not do?



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