I work at a club with a lot of business men and I swear to God they all ask the same dumb ass questions. So much that after a year I've pretty much developed automated responses. They seem to work on pretty much all guys all the time even when I don't expect it to. Am i like the only one that does this? Here's some examples...
Customero you have a landing strip or are you completley shaved?
Me:Well...a good pilot knows where to land doesn't he?
Customer:No, I'll have a dance later, I just finished getting a massage.
Meh, well that was just a massage for your back. What about your lap? (coyly of course
I just say a bunch of silly shit like that and the guys love it. I never even have to reword anything...I swear i could write a book.



o you have a landing strip or are you completley shaved?
h, well that was just a massage for your back. What about your lap? (coyly of course 
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