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    Default My Cheesy Ass One Liners

    I work at a club with a lot of business men and I swear to God they all ask the same dumb ass questions. So much that after a year I've pretty much developed automated responses. They seem to work on pretty much all guys all the time even when I don't expect it to. Am i like the only one that does this? Here's some examples...

    Customero you have a landing strip or are you completley shaved?
    Me:Well...a good pilot knows where to land doesn't he?

    Customer:No, I'll have a dance later, I just finished getting a massage.
    Meh, well that was just a massage for your back. What about your lap? (coyly of course

    I just say a bunch of silly shit like that and the guys love it. I never even have to reword anything...I swear i could write a book.
    See yourself in others, then whom can you hurt? What harm can you do? -Buddha

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    Default Re: My Cheesy Ass One Liners

    LOL,I love the comment on the good pilot.
    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

    一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.

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