I do not strip, for my doing so would set the profession back 30 years. Nor do I visit strip clubs, for people who make change at church offering plates are generally too cheap to visit strip clubs. I do, however, visit this site on occasion because I find the people to be well educated and informed, and quality people at that.
I do teach, or make an attempt at it. It is part of my midlife crisis, having been a Petroleum Engineer for 25 years. I have taught at the university level for 14 years (Part time in the beginning and full time now) and became certified to teach high school 3 years ago. I like it, for some strange reason, and I must be doing it right, for the school keeps asking me back. Other than being a lottery winner, there is nothing I would rather do.
The only problem I have is that some parents frown on physics teachers who perform demonstrations in superconductivity while doing Marlon Brando and Popeye impressions. No, I don't know why.
Before I forget, welcome to the funny papers

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