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    My male friends were asking me to post this because maybe some of you gals may know....what products are available for getting rid of hair in your nether region...not to be too graphic but one guy said he sick of dingleberrys and shaving or waxing doesn't seem right.

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    What's wrong with shaving or waxing?

    Word of warning, though - when guys remove "The Hair Back There," they get SERIOUS swamp ass.

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    Well, Yek us guys are big pussies and afraid of pain. You gals seem to have a different threshold for pain when it comes to waxing your pubes...isn't there some cream or something that just defoliates. And are you saying an ass actually smells worse when guys shave?

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    Yes, it smells much worse. And you could try Nair or another hair-removal cream, but I find that stuff stings on my legs, so it might sting your heinie even worse.

    Personally I shave back there and it doesn't hurt a bit. You have to twist into some very interesting yoga-type positions to get back there with a razor, but it can be done and it's not too hard.

    But yes, it does smell much worse on guys. You sweat more to compensate for the missing hair, and the combination of man-ass and extra sweat produces a pretty strong aroma. Shower regularly, please.

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    ... reason #243 why I'm glad I have a vagina.

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    Well, Mabbie, I think when you consider periods, cramps, pregnancy, and childbirth, swamp ass isn't too much to deal with.

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    Hey you - honestly the waxing there isnt that bad. I would say this is probably the way to go.
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    One of the sickest thing in the world is skidmarks in underwear, sheets, and towels, as well as guys who assume that just because they lack a vagina they can neglect all care down under. It's a horrible imbalance: Women have too many unnecessary personal/intimate care products (many of which do more harm than good), and are raised to be self-conscious of hygeine and odors. With guys, the teaching pretty much ends with learning how to wipe. I don't know how guys can take a shit and ask for a blowjob right afterwards w/o soaping up.

    Uh... about guys shaving their asses... I found this article.

    mm.. here ya go GM..,

    ASS HAIR

    I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
    It seems my ss-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

    Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

    I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

    Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
    thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there
    and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
    reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

    As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

    Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
    enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

    Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

    Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

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    One of my guy friends waxes his entire body. even his ass.... I dunno waxing your ass sounds painful. Id say shave... yes you have to twist into some interesting positions but hey if you dont want hair there, wax it. Id try to avoid Nair though... that shit stings like a bitch on the legs... so imagin your arse!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skanklover
    ...isn't there some cream or something that just defoliates.
    hehehehehe You have vegetation in your ass?

    de·fo·li·ate
    v. de·fo·li·at·ed, de·fo·li·at·ing, de·fo·li·ates
    v. tr.
    1. To deprive (a plant, tree, or forest) of leaves.
    2. To cause the leaves of (a plant, tree, or forest) to fall off, especially by the use of chemicals.

    v. intr.
    To lose foliage.I think you meant you wanted a depilatory.



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    Krazyjane, that is the most incredible article I have read in weeks.

    I am astounded and, for some reason, humbled. Such an articulate dissertation on the value-add of ass-hair.
    Fascinating.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krazyjane
    I don't know how guys can take a shit and ask for a blowjob right afterwards w/o soaping up.
    I second this!

    Men need to learn how to shave or trim or they can use babywipes instead of TP. That's my secret for getting off the lingering poo, and my butt feels so fresh and so clean.

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    Another way to remove hair "down there" is to use sugar products like Moom and Nads.

    I know several drag queens that swear by Moom. It's not a chemical product, so you can use it on your bum. DO NOT USE NAIR NEAR MUCOUS MEMBRANES- WHICH INCLUDES VAGAINA/ANUS AND ANY SENSITIVE SKIN AREAS, LIKE TESTICLES.

    My dermatologist told me about a guy that got bad chemical burns after using Nair on his testicles!!!! OW!
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    I wish that bidets were more mainstream in the US like they are in Europe.

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    ^ Bidets are extremely common in Japan as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mabbiestar
    ... reason #243 why I'm glad I have a vagina.

    LMAO! highfive sister!!




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    Thank your for the responses ladies. that ass hair article was hilarious. i have never seen a strand of hair on a strippers ass so I assumed there was magic product other than shaving. I'll let the guys know about the products mentioned and we will stay away from nair. Thanks again.

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