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    I know this has been brought up before but how do dancers feel about customers fixing themselves during a dance? I'm sometimes left doing it incognito not to be impolite. If I don't do it , I usually spend the rest of the dance in pain because it's in one of those awkward positions. Some dancers notice this and will ask if I wish "to adjust myself".

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    Id rather you did it(without putting your hand DOWN your pants) then see you sitting there squirming... Mind you i've had a couple custys stick their hands down their pants to do it and umm thats wrong... do it from outside your pants. I end the dance and demand my money if I see guys sticking their hands down their pants.

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    Just say you have to adjust, tons of guys do... Hell, we have to adjust our thongs half the time.. It doesn't bother me if the guy lets me know he has to adjust, as long as he doesn't try it while I am still on him..
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    No dancer has ever castigated me for adjusting.

    It usually elicits a giggle from them, actually, but maybe that's just me.

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    Well you can help to alevieate that problem by having them (custys) adjust prior to the dance.

    One of the girls I work with makes guys adjust themselves where they are straight up at the start of the song or right before.

    That way he's not going to be uncomfertable, and she will know exactly where it's at at all times.

    Other than that, I don't mind if you have to adjust at all.

    Just let me know, and I'll move to a position where you can fix it, and I'll still look sexy waiting till I can continue.
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    I agree with the other girls. it doesnt bother me, but i do like the warning.

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    Not having a penis, I can't exactly understand what I you are going through here, but I would rather you said something to be than have me give you an uncomfortable and painful dance.

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    I usually feel a little uncomfortable to ask if i can adjust but this post is making me feel better. haha

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    Guys can't fully adjust before a dance. Remember the shape can change greatly during an exciting dance. That's the thing about guys. Remember? It don't always go where you would hope, so adjustments are a necessary inconvenience.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    Id rather you did it(without putting your hand DOWN your pants) then see you sitting there squirming... Mind you i've had a couple custys stick their hands down their pants to do it and umm thats wrong... do it from outside your pants. I end the dance and demand my money if I see guys sticking their hands down their pants.
    Sometimes you really have to stick your hand down your pants to get it readjusted the right way. Since you don't have a penis (forgive me if I'm assuming to much), you may not realize the agony of a restrained erection. If I were you I would allow for one quick hands-down-the-pants adjustment. Any more than that, and he's probably jacking off....
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    a guys size can change during a dance and I am sure that would be uncomfortable. If you just say hey I need to adjust myself, I have no problem! And no do not stick your hand down your pants!!

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    Okay - I seem to be the lone dancer who doesn't care in the slightest if you shove your hand down your pants. To adjust yourself. I don't want you just leaving it there. And if you are a member of the great unwashed, don't expect to touch me with that hand after. Like if there is a discernable odour, I expect you to keep that hand to yourself. However, that being said, the warning is extremely important - if I am straddling your lap, any hands going into that region are going to get you a smack in the head (metaphorical or real, depending on my mood).
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    a guys size can change during a dance and I am sure that would be uncomfortable. If you just say hey I need to adjust myself, I have no problem! And no do not stick your hand down your pants!!
    And this is yet another indicator of dancer-customer accommodation.

    Announcing would be the easy and polite thing to do. But then just how would you suggest the rest of it be done?

    (Hint - it isn't easy doing adjustments while sitting down.)
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    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Announcing would be the easy and polite thing to do. But then just how would you suggest the rest of it be done?

    (Hint - it isn't easy doing adjustments while sitting down.)
    I actually meant without a warning. I am sure it would be pretty difficult to adjust your stuff in tight jeans and stuff.

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    I have worked at clubs where the customer can not put his hand down his pants to adjust... sorry, buddy, but you have to figure it out outside the pants.. Unfortunately some guys adjust themselves in such a way that their pants are no longer convering their penis, that's when the problems arise.
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    I know a lot of men who can put their hand in their pants pocket and do the adjustment. Honestly if you HAVE to put your hand down your pants then so be it but dont expect to touch me at all ( I allow guys to touch my back arms and legs) also if you have to stand up to adjust then do it, I dont care, its your $20.

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    It's just a penis. I'm not scared of it. Go ahead and adjust it.

    You could let a girl know to be polite, but really - we're strippers. We know what's up

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    Loose fitting dockers and boxers make it easy to adjust with nothing more than hip movement most of the time.
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    Should it be placed in the upright position?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slowpoke
    Should it be placed in the upright position?
    How else are we going to do pole tricks on it?

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    I ususally try to do it before sitting down (99% of the time i'm hard well before she starts dancing).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah
    How else are we going to do pole tricks on it?
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    Loose fitting dockers and boxers make it easy to adjust with nothing more than hip movement most of the time.
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    Seriously, sometimes guys act as if we're terrified of their dick. Not to poke fun at the OP at all, but we didn't become strippers by being shrinking violets. It's all in how you handle it (no pun intended). More than three shakes and you're playing with it, at which point I might excuse myself so you two can be alone together. Adjusting while lying down in the booth and digging your paws into my hips because you're afraid you might not be getting $30 worth will annoy me; I recommend you go back to the blow-up dolls, they're likely much cheaper. But a simple discreet adjustment is no big deal - by all means, be comfortable. You'll buy more dances that way. If something must be said, then this, "Sorry, it was in an uncomfortable spot" has never bothered me. I've got brothers, I've heard how it is.
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    weird, I don't think I've ever dealt with this. Maybe they just all do it ahead of time and I don't notice? My dances are pretty lighthanded, though, so I imagine I don't hurt them with too much pressure or something anyway.

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