Carlos,Happy Birthday,sweetie!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a great big boob hug from me.
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Carlos,Happy Birthday,sweetie!!!!!!!!!!
Here's a great big boob hug from me.
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One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.
一个女人的枢机规则:肢体可以伪造,一切必须真实.
中国大CHINESE BIG BOOBS!!!中国大
here's 20 bucks get a dance from me! happy birthday man!





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Happy Birthday!!!





Happy birthday!!!!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
Have a wonderful birthday!!!
Happy Birthday, Carlos! Have a great one!!![]()
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Happy Birthday!





Thanks, I needed that!Originally Posted by onlythebest
Thanks for the birthday greetings, folks!![]()
Wow Pappy.. Are you paying people to get dances from you now?Originally Posted by Blade
Happy Birthday To Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hope you have a great day, Carlos!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaappppy Birthday!





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Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one!![]()





Feliz cumpleano chico. Que tengas un buen dia papi.![]()




Oh, dammit! Foiled! That was going to be my joke! I was scanning down, thinking please please please, don't any one have thought of it. Maybe I'll be the first... maybe I'll be the first... oh, damn Rhia's brain. Just too damn warped and brilliant like mine! Glad I don't have her in my club to compete against.Originally Posted by Rhiannon
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Actually, I almost skimmed right over Blade's semantics gaffe. Glanced. Moved on. Then thought "did that actually say that?" Backed up. Oh, it did!![]()
-Ev
^LOL Ev. I was actually surprised no one beat me to it. He left himself wide open for attack!





Ay gracias mamiOriginally Posted by Vyanka
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HAPPY BDAY!
Evan, I didn't know you where a holy roller!
People are not ruled by their memories.




Happy Birthday!!!
There's a wild side behind every innocent face.
End violence against women.
I support Dottie.
Feliz cumpleanos papichulo!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
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Happy birthday!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Happy Birthday.




I'm waiting for the lightly oiled nude roller derby division before I try out.Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
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-Ev
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