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    10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

    9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

    8. See if they could finally do the splits.

    7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

    6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

    5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes ... BEFORE closing time.

    4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

    3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

    2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

    1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    So true LOL. And they'd be like "hey, what's this thing, looks like a little microscopic dick...wow, who knew?"

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by LilSweetVixen
    So true LOL. And they'd be like "hey, what's this thing, looks like a little microscopic dick...wow, who knew?"
    LOL.

    Wonder what the heck they would do when they'd PMS...probably masterbate with the tampon. lol

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Hey, now... I can do the splits with the package in place, thank you very much...

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    I would have to end a lifetime achievement of not having to purchase tampax.
    I would end up peeing all over the toilet because I couldn't aim and I don't know if I could sit and pee.
    I would wonder of some tuna fish had fallen down my pants.
    I would spend some amount of time on figuring out how to wash it?
    Philosophically, if a guy screwed me, would I be a homosexual?????
    In comparing vaginas with the girls, do you measure the size horizontally or by depth?
    What worries me most is .... who is using my dick for the day? If this is a switch sex thing, I want it back with MINIMUM wear and tear!

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    "Give it clean water. And feed it fresh air."

    - the Lorax

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri
    I would have to end a lifetime achievement of not having to purchase tampax.
    I would end up peeing all over the toilet because I couldn't aim and I don't know if I could sit and pee.
    I would wonder of some tuna fish had fallen down my pants.
    I would spend some amount of time on figuring out how to wash it?
    Philosophically, if a guy screwed me, would I be a homosexual?????
    In comparing vaginas with the girls, do you measure the size horizontally or by depth?
    What worries me most is .... who is using my dick for the day? If this is a switch sex thing, I want it back with MINIMUM wear and tear!
    hahahahahahahaha

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    I'd start hating men,
    claim I'm a witch <since I am already a warlock>.
    THEN I would wonder if I was too fat to dance :/
    But most definatly ask what everyone thought of my stripper name
    and when the club turns my fat ass down, post pictures of myself for reassurement.

    Then I would go to the store and buy all sortsa sexy scents and body wash and nair, cause no one likes a vagina with hairy arms/back

    Then I would go on a diet. And curse the men who made me feel this way about the 8 pizzas a day I eat

    I'd secretly be jealous of all the other women who are hotter than me cause, obviously, I'm the ugliest.

    I would by a Y thong, cause...well....damn...they're hot.

    I would take a chance with Paige

    but one thing is for certain

    I'd look damn hot in my undies
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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    LOL at Mast!!

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    I could masturbate WHILE having sex...


    *jealous*

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    I could masturbate WHILE having sex...


    *jealous*

    Hmmmmmm... That's funny, I never thought about that...

    Sooooo good to be a woman!!!!
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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Life is soooo unfair...

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    That doesn't work for me, ^ I'm too sensitive!


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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Sitri
    1.I would end up peeing all over the toilet because I couldn't aim and I don't know if I could sit and pee.
    2.I would wonder of some tuna fish had fallen down my pants.
    3.I would spend some amount of time on figuring out how to wash it?

    4.In comparing vaginas with the girls, do you measure the size horizontally or by depth?
    1. Oh, believe me, it wouldn't take more than once for you to realize you're just gonna have to sit down to pee! (I've tried the peeing standing up, but you have to remove everything from the waist down, and get a good wide V stance! Works best outside)

    2. Why, are you saying your pussy would be dirty yucky? Clean healthy pussys don't reek of tuna.

    3. You poor thing! You've never had the joy of bathing with a woman and washing her from head to toe? Quite unfortunate I should think.

    4. We compare the way men would compare our pussys: Whole outer look, smell, taste, feel!
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    Men can have a vagina for a day. Check it out:

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Hey, now... I can do the splits with the package in place, thank you very much...
    Lets see it then

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Woohoo I'd finally know how it feels to have a dick inside me



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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Oh ya I could finally do the balance beam without all the worry lol !

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by TarynJolie
    Lets see it then
    hehe, i can also do the lotus without using my hands... My friends insist that it's unnatural.

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    The first thing I thought when I read this title is 'they wouldnt leave the house their fingers would be in their new pussy all day'

    Imagin if men had titties... like female titties for a day...

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Admit it. You'd all love to have a dick for a day. A big one. With a piercing.

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    Oh yea... if i had a dick for a day i wouldnt leave my room lol... I have to admit i love playing with dicks... hehe... id be trying to figure out a way to suck it...

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap
    Admit it. You'd all love to have a dick for a day. A big one. With a piercing.
    No way, Jose. I don't know how you guys do it. That thing would totally get in my way! And I don't think I could handle the morning wood either.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    No way, Jose. I don't know how you guys do it. That thing would totally get in my way! And I don't think I could handle the morning wood either.

    I manage...

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    Default Re: If men had a VAGINA between their legs for a day....

    I've been told by men that they would be sluts and screw anything if they were women, but these guys were homophobic. Now how does that work?
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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