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    I must agree with the results of the third study lol .

    THE NET RESULT OF A RESEARCH PROJECT THAT MAY INTEREST
    YOU??

    In 1993, the University of Kentucky did a study to
    see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the
    shaft. After one year and $80,000.00, they concluded
    that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was
    to give the man more pleasure during sex.


    After the study was published, the University of
    South Carolina decided to do their own study. After
    $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded
    that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure
    during sex.



    The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these
    findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and
    a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to
    keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in
    the forehead.

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    Thats funny... I wonder what the $75.46 was spent on...

    Hmmmmmm... Lotion???
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    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ
    The University of Georgia, unsatisfied with these
    findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and
    a cost of around $75.46, they concluded that it was to
    keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in
    the forehead.

    While doing what?

    hmmm.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Actually, the shape of the penis is to scoop out the deposited semen of other males when said male is rutting with a female that has already been tagged repeatedly. On a related note, females do not fall asleep after sex as readily as males- to give them a chance to be fertilized repeatedly.

    "Life's hard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    Actually, the shape of the penis is to scoop out the deposited semen of other males when said male is rutting with a female that has already been tagged repeatedly. On a related note, females do not fall asleep after sex as readily as males- to give them a chance to be fertilized repeatedly.

    "Life's hard"
    HAHAHAHA
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    Thats great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    Actually, the shape of the penis is to scoop out the deposited semen of other males when said male is rutting with a female that has already been tagged repeatedly. On a related note, females do not fall asleep after sex as readily as males- to give them a chance to be fertilized repeatedly.

    "Life's hard"
    Wow, thats a new one! Never gave it that much thought!
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    And... If you're a male bee, the penis breaks off afterwards to form a seal to keep other males out.

    Aren't you glad you're not a bee?
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    Wow...lose your stinger, lose your penis. Bees have it pretty bad. No 2nd defense, no 2nd lay.

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