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    it's been a week since one of my rants, and since I have 4 lovely days off and my bf flying in today I figured i'll just catch everyone up on the soap opera of an Indy strip club.

    the mother and daughter team from last week are no longer. the mother was promptly fired for yelling at one of the managers.

    This leaves us with Drunk new girl on stage 2. Oh yes we all have met her kind. Hell we might have been her kind on a few given nights. However, she isn't the sorts that has either a really lousy night and gets trashed. Nor the type that has a great night in the VIP and gets wasted from too much champagne and celebration.

    Nope she's the type that just plain gets fucked up and lets EVERYONE know about it.

    Take for instance last night.

    Im at stage 4, it's 230 am. Closing time basically. All night she's been late to stage due to drinking. same as every fucking night. ONly this night is one that I had a goal i had to make., considering I worked 3 days and had the rest off. Obviously every moment at work counts.

    Because she's late to stage every fucking time, not only do i miss 2 VIPS but 3 private dances. Total ::: 300 bucks.

    She's late at 230 am. 2 songs late to be exact on a 3 song set. This was a BAD night as we can tell but to TOP it off as I was on my last set of the night , 2 very very drunk men stumble in and are at my stage of course. Since I am the homing device for bullshit and bad luck that day.

    The drunker of the two that calls me " hey slut bag " and tosses 3 bucks at me...stands up and almost vomits all over me, only to basically barf in his mouth and swallow.

    As this girl makes her way to stage she shoves me ( we have no poles. ) i catch my balance by the grace of god and she makes her intro by screaming

    " get out of the way clorox ..a black bitch has arrived " and goes storming over the two very very very drunk guys.

    I dont care that im called clorox because im off of stage and well on my way to being the fuck out of there.

    Then our bouncer grabs my arm and a dancer whom doesn't like working with this girl because up until drunk stripper arrived she was the only ONLY black girl working there and she has soooo much class , makes sooo much money yet now that drunk girl has arrived people began to view her in the same light. or should i say expect her to probably act just as bad . So she's upset as it is. we are discussing this with the bouncer when the arm grab happens and we spin around to find

    drunk girl on her knees .. almost vomit guy standing at the tip rail behind her, hands on her tits ..her head back and them kissing!!!!!!

    NOTHING even close to this goes on at where I work. EVER.

    so management again has to go talk to her. this is after they sat during her private dance maybe 5 feet away and watched her dance because she kept pulling her panties down and things of this nature.

    Why is it I return to day to find her still fucking working here!? Someone please explain this. she doesnt make money. she works basically for drinks. Men pay her to go away.!!

    Today she fell and busted her ass. great fun for those of us avoiding her. She also licked one girls leg on stage ..what reason i dont know.

    Told every customer how wet her pussy was and then attempted to stick her hands in her panties and WIPE the wetness on people. she found it funny apparently.

    Us girls ran from her all fucking night. I mean ran.

    So that's the "stripper" drama.

    All my customers this week have been disgusting. Lickers, biters.. the guy i call serial killer was back , had a few different people that find it funny to grab my heels when im walking away on stage to try and trip me.

    the bouncer wont' quit asking me out, having other people ask me or show up on his days off to ask for lap dances ( which I dont and wont do. )

    Had a guy try and stick his hands in places they weren't supposed to go and when I said " what the fuck ' he said " oh you just wish "

    RIIIIGHT mmmkay

    This was the week of god shitting my cheerios . I've had the worst damn week ever.

    On a brighter note, my zit is cleared up... my car is being fixed , my boyfriend from dallas will be here for 4 full days And my xanax script is filled lol

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    Damn well need that Xanax after the week you had!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    Why is it I return to day to find her still fucking working here!? Someone please explain this. she doesnt make money.
    I know that's a rhetorical question, but the answer, obviously, is because she pays house fees at a club where they care more about the short term benefit of collecting that bit of revenue than the long term benefit of quality control and customer satisfaction.

    May she self-destruct quickly and be gone.

    -Ev

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    LOL this is sooo entertaining. I love reading your stories! I don't think drunk girl will last long. Those kind never do...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    Then our bouncer grabs my arm and a dancer whom doesn't like working with this girl because up until drunk stripper arrived she was the only ONLY black girl working there and she has soooo much class , makes sooo much money yet now that drunk girl has arrived people began to view her in the same light. or should i say expect her to probably act just as bad . So she's upset as it is. we are discussing this with the bouncer when the arm grab happens and we spin around to find
    Hmmm I've never heard anyone call a white girl Clorox before. I'm sorry, but it kinda made me laugh. Not on your expense though babe I'm really sorry about everything that has happened. The best thing for you guys to probably do is talk to management. How long has drunk girl been there?

    This, I totally understand where you're coming from. I've done private parties for guys who think that black dancer xyz and I both get down the same way. They usually get pissed when they find out I'm the classy type, so no...no fingering, licking, no EXTRAS whatsoever from this gal right here! I mean you guys have read on SW how as a WOC (woman of color) it is sometimes in our benefit to be one of the few blacks/hispanics/asian in the mix. When you yourself are following the rules, dress nice, manerable you are trying to create an image. And for the ignorant folks, you are trying to show them that "not all ____________" fit the stereotype. But then you get that one girl...who will do dam near anything for a dollar. She belittles herself for that measly dollar while all the guys laugh. I HATE it!







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    your story is hilarious.... i have never heard of such immature drama... sounds like that girl has a major drinking problem... I just think its shitty that no one's really doing anythng about her... thats really bad on management's part that they aren't sitting her down and telling her that she's gotta go if she continues this behavior.... It just makes the club look bad and gives it an awful reputation... I don't understand... are they that desperate for dancers that they really need this drunk girl to be there... That kind of sounds like it might be the case... I mean i'm all for partying and everything, and believe me I've had my drunken nights, but i've never been that out of control like this girl has.... Is this the only decent club where u live???? what if you made a meeting with the managment and told them that hey look us girls have a huge problem with this girl, its ruining the club, we cant work with her.... see what they see....

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    Yah clorox was a new one for me. Usually she just calls me whitey. Me and about 98 percent of the rest of the girls.

    She's been there maybe 2 weeks. at the absolute most. She and 3 other black girls had came together. One other is left. Which is shocking because at first the other was the worse. Not for drinking but for obvious stage extras and just the attitude. Another quit because she couldnt stand to work with drunk girl and other new girl.

    Our club is honestly really nice. I think every club has it's issues, its bad nights and the horrid new hires once every few months.

    We aren't desperate for girls by any means. But we are desperate for women of color and variety at our club. Most seem to go to the west side clubs, we are downtown. So our management, wanting to fill the board with something exotic rather then all white girls with blonde hair are doing what they can and giving everyone the same chance.

    I feel bad for drunk girls friend. She brought in a new girl yesterday with her Beautiful woman. By the end of the night i found her hiding ( as we were waiting for the floor to clear so we could begin tipping out . ) I asked her if I could hide with her, I heard drunk girl stumbling down the stairs talking about how she wanted to eat white pussy blah blah.

    She said " Is she like this every god damn night "., I just shook my head and said " yep and it only gets worse. " .

    She then said how ashamed she was to have known her and that she ( the new girl . ) was thinking of not coming back because she didnt want to be assumed to be the same, or fired ..because of drunk girls actions . Which is understandable. But I tried to reassure her that they'll fire her first and just to seperate herself the best possible from her drunk friend.

    So apparently drunk girl must not act like this anywhere else.

    To say she has a drinking problem is an understatement. Im' guessing she's 26- 32. Way too old to act like a drunken idiot that much I can tell you.

    But we have all talked to management at some point. I think they will be rid of her by the weekends end.

    We had a girl fired sunday so they do fire, the do search lockers and they do clean house

    I think they are being rather fuckign slow right now.

    You know it's bad when the DJ is hiding from her lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    Told every customer how wet her pussy was and then attempted to stick her hands in her panties and WIPE the wetness on people. she found it funny apparently.
    Oh... my... god...

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    wow.....

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    I think managment is having fun watching her break down slooooowly. Wow what a fuckin story though. I might be tempted to be distracted by her anticts b/c theyre so funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I think managment is having fun watching her break down slooooowly. Wow what a fuckin story though. I might be tempted to be distracted by her anticts b/c theyre so funny.
    She wipe that shit on me, i'm off to the shower. She don't get a dime.

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    Wow, I'll remember this story if I ever feel like complaining about MY night again!
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    Told every customer how wet her pussy was and then attempted to stick her hands in her panties and WIPE the wetness on people. she found it funny apparently.
    Oh, she's a winner, I'm sure...
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    OMG!
    I was gonna wine cause I only made 6 bucks tonight, business was so shitty the club waved tipout, and to top it off the county is trying to close our club!
    Thanks for reminding me I don't have it so bad.
    Hope next week is better for you.

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    $6?????!!!!!! OMG,are you serious????? I am so sorry.*HUGS*
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    Babe, I had a super terrible night at work and when I came home and read about this horrible wasted girl, it really irritated me.

    I don't think that her problems come from her being drunk, I think they come from her being a nasty skank.

    Don't get me wrong, I am by no means a drunk, but I get a tipsy at work quite a bit. Work is, for the most part, the only place that I drink..... I personally work better when I have had one or two cocktails (okay, maybe three or fours) so I do drink at work but....

    I can't believe she pushed you and called you Clorox!!

    Whatever, man. That's just straight nasty.

    Nor can I believe those customers spoke to you in such a manner. Okay, I guess I can believe it, but still.... HORRIBLE.

    I hope this girl gets fired from your place of employment and I hope that you go on to make every dollar that she would have made (probably like, ten maximum lol) had she still been there.

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    If the drunk girl was making money, I can understand why they would keep her around, but you said she doesn't make money. Maybe she is blowing or fucking the manager. At first I was gonna say maybe you should try working at another club if this girl bothers you and they won't get rid of her, but there is always at least one annoying girl at every club. If she doesn't change her behavior, hopefully they will fire her if enough people complain about her.

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