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    Default Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    In a culmination and convergence of calamitous proportions, Mast and I will be in FL hitting SCs like a corrupt vice squad on crystal meth and Viagra.

    We'll be infecting the area from 30 Nov to 5 Dec visiting clubs and SW personalities in tandem and with reckless abandon. And don't worry, I'll shower beforehand--I always do, once a month whether I need it or not.

    So if you're in the area and want to subject yourself to our special brand of depravity and comedy, PM Mast or myself or both, if you're feeling particularly ambitious or if you're merely suffering from a morbid curiosity.
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Look at all those fancy words!

    Thats right folks, As declared in revelations, two of the seven plagues comes to free the Dancers of Orlando/Tampa and potentially Fort Lauderdale/Miami of their financial paradise.

    We have the guitars! We have the drugs! But do we have the Stripper Girlfriends? You decide!

    Come guess which one of us is on Meth and which one is on Viagara! There will be prizes!

    On a serious note we're both surprised that this happened, and no its not like CO and I where in a closet wondering what to do with all the free time we had. This was a surprise to us as well! So dust off those extras cause we're coming to ravage the masses!

    Are we going for a rating system CO? maybe cryptic? I like to keep em guessing until my balls are in my chest.
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    You guys better get yer butts over to see me or else! *fistshakey*
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Paige. Check.
    Paige's booty. Double Check.

    mmmmm forbidden booty.

    I CALL SUB!
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Oooh! Hey Mast?

    This just in...

    You still suck.

    ::flips hair and walks away::

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Two computer geeks together.How cute!!!!!

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    This just in: Mast and CO both have tHe ghEy. Film at 11.

    -In an amusing almost-happening, I was going to hit O-Town around the same time to visit the inlaws. But, alas, it was not to be. And I suppose it's all for the better really. You two wouldn't want my sexy bald self there hoggin' all your chances with the ladies, anyhoo. What with all my industry inside know-how and such. Plus the giant cock. Heh.

    -Have fun guys. I KEED!
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Well, I wouldn't want you guys to come to Chicago. So, it's good that you're not.

    **storms off in a huff**

    J/K

    I hope you guys have a great time!! And, girls...make sure you get a few pics and post them here!!

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Mast and I will be in FL hitting SCs like a corrupt vice squad on crystal meth and Viagra.

    We'll be infecting the area from 30 Nov to 5 Dec visiting clubs and SW personalities in tandem and with reckless abandon.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Thats right folks, As declared in revelations, two of the seven plagues comes to free the Dancers of Orlando/Tampa and potentially Fort Lauderdale/Miami of their financial paradise.

    On a serious note we're both surprised that this happened, and no its not like CO and I where in a closet wondering what to do with all the free time we had. This was a surprise to us as well! So dust off those extras cause we're coming to ravage the masses!
    So does this qualify as a SCJ convention? I believe that two is the record attendance so far.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Let's see what Gamma leaves behind.


    Do we get a list of the SW dancers visited to gloat over?
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I will be around. I can hit south Florida maybe. Having shoulder problems as some here know.

    If you hit near Paige, you are close to me. Perhaps we can meet up for a bite to eat??? Or stop by the home, and say HEY! I keep getting fucking STOOD UP!!!!! Not real people or shit like that. Even if i run out to your car if you're rushed so you know i am REAL!!!!!

    Hit me back guys.

    Pamela

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    see ya guys soon

    What days will you be in Tampa?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pamela
    I will be around. I can hit south Florida maybe. Having shoulder problems as some here know.

    If you hit near Paige, you are close to me. Perhaps we can meet up for a bite to eat??? Or stop by the home, and say HEY! I keep getting fucking STOOD UP!!!!! Not real people or shit like that. Even if i run out to your car if you're rushed so you know i am REAL!!!!!

    Hit me back guys.

    Pamela
    Pam >I< *kicks CO out of the way* would love to take you to dinner. I will make sure we go out of our way to see ya. On the 30th and part of the 1st we will be near paige. If those are good, PM me and we'll make sure we catch a meal. CO will be there as well!

    ::Mast::
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Quote Originally Posted by tampafldancer
    see ya guys soon

    What days will you be in Tampa?

    Tampa, I for sure will be there on the 2nd/3rd CO is trying to see if we can set up so we can carpool. But you, my fair lady, are not allowed to show favorites! I know CO is miles more attractive then I, but I have feelings too!

    Seriously, would be honored if ya hit either of us up with your best availability, we're on vacation so we're flexible.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    we'll make sure we catch a meal. CO will be there as well!

    ::Mast::
    Make sure CO pays!

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    Quote Originally Posted by threlayer
    Let's see what Gamma leaves behind.


    Do we get a list of the SW dancers visited to gloat over?

    Note! We are NOT Gamma. We are something potentially much worse!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Good Doctor
    So does this qualify as a SCJ convention? I believe that two is the record attendance so far.
    A "convention" requires planning, Much like a wedding, neither of us knew what was going on till passive conversation told us.

    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess a.k.a. the EYES

    Well, I wouldn't want you guys to come to Chicago. So, it's good that you're not.

    **storms off in a huff**

    J/K

    I hope you guys have a great time!! And, girls...make sure you get a few pics and post them here!!
    OK. A: we arent that far from chicago. Way to show you're hand. I'll see you soon Venus . Just don't look at me. Those eyes have powers like Medusa. Between you, LovesexMoney, Rhia, and Pam, its a wonder I ever leave the site. If lovesexmoney posts in this thread I'll lose it right here. Its like the hottest train wreck ever. EVER.

    B: No pictars! there is only one photo of CO and I together
    Look for us ladies!





    I'm on the left. He almost won that. Thats a pic of us from last week at the fair in town when he came to visit me to make sure I don't crimp his SC style.
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    ^Hot. Oh, and I just thought I'd update...

    You still suck

    *muah*

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    MY gosh i may actually meet a few SW friends!!!! Mast. check PM!!!

    Don't know what to do....

    Pamela

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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    So does this qualify as a SCJ convention? I believe that two is the record attendance so far.
    Hopefully it won't be matter colliding with anti-matter.

    Do we get a list of the SW dancers visited to gloat over?
    In the interest of protecting dancers, only at their discretion. Besides, they might not want to admit having associated with such pedestrian indigence.

    If you hit near Paige, you are close to me. Perhaps we can meet up for a bite to eat??? Or stop by the home, and say HEY! I keep getting fucking STOOD UP!!!!! Not real people or shit like that. Even if i run out to your car if you're rushed so you know i am REAL!!!!!
    We can definitely do dinner somewhere near Paige and crew, since I believe I will have to eat sometime that week. But I'm not sure you want to know that we're real, at least maybe not me, anyway.

    Hit me back guys.
    Hey, don't tease me like that...

    I'm on the left. He almost won that. Thats a pic of us from last week at the fair in town when he came to visit me to make sure I don't crimp his SC style.
    I would have won if it wasn't for that 37-pound gallstone I had to pass that afternoon. Next time...
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    Default Re: Watch out FL SW folks: Hurricane MastCO is coming!

    thanks a LOT mast... great to know your non-hot friends count so much in your decision to hang out on the site *rolls eyes*

    and yeah, ya do suck


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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher
    -In an amusing almost-happening, I was going to hit O-Town around the same time to visit the inlaws. But, alas, it was not to be.

    Aw, dammit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoneyHITZ
    thanks a LOT mast... great to know your non-hot friends count so much in your decision to hang out on the site *rolls eyes*

    and yeah, ya do suck
    what the heck does that mean? i have no non-hot friends. or...well....friends for that matter
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    holy shit guys!!! I had a dream with casual and mast in it!!!


    I met you at some convention in tampa. lmao...weird~~!!!

    But anyway... the earlier you come to tampa and see me in your trip.. the better.
    I am working all next week.. well tues, fri sat and sun

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    oh and btw, B was in my dream too! Weird huh?

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    oh damn.... just looked (you guys will be here from nov 30 to dec 5th)

    I am closing on my house the 30th so i will be MIA that day

    I am working thurs(1st) sat (3rd)and sunday(4th) that week.

    PM me for more specifics.

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