"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart
"Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
-Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
-His reply
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
LOL...fucking hilarious, you crazy monkey!!
Hehe.. You're so silly, Mojo.
This was posted a while back, but here's the link...
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