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    Default Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    However you're eating today, I hope you all fill up real good with those you care about, or at least tolerate for the duration of the dinner.

    From Me, My Coffee Biatch, and Our Munchkin... Have a great Thanksgiving!

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    Default Re: Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    Ditto Rhi...we have all have a lot to be thankful for. So on that note, everyone please have a happy, healthy, and wonderful Thanksgiving!

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    Awww, thank you, sweety.

    If any of you start to pout or stress this holiday, turn on the news & remind yourself that your problems probably are not a hill of beans compared to the hardships of others.

    Best wishes to all.

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    It's 3AM and I just finished baking my 5th homemade pie for tomorrow's Thanksgiving dinner ! I'm having my 5 brothers and sisters, their kids, and their grandkids over for dinner at my house tomorrow afternoon, and I still have two giant turkeys to cook and all of the 'trimmings' to make. With all this experience, does this mean I should consider opening a restaurant ?

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    No Turkey Day for Paige. Meh.... you all eat some stuff fer me! I miss Turkey Day food...





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    Default Re: Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    However you're eating today,
    I would assume everyone eats the same way...with their mouths or a tube.
    HAPPY FUCKIN GOBBLE GOBBLE TO EVERYONE AND TO EVERYONE A GOOD NIGHT!

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    Default Re: Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    Uh yeah.. See the title, Dingbat.

    *Tofurkey
    *Duck
    *Chicken
    *Turkey

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    Default Re: Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    I'm dying to know what ya stuff a tofurkey with......tofuckin? errr tostuffin?

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    Beats the hell outta me. I've never tried the stuff---never will. Bleh. Looks like it's already been eaten and spit back out.

    Bon Appetite everyone! Heh.

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    Happy Gobbel day you yankies!
    Im celebrating 2 years with my man today wahoooooo sex sex sex *gives thanks to the sex gods and goddesses*
    HAPPY GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!

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    Tofurkey ain't bad.I have tried it.

    I just got home from work.I'm exhausted.I will be stuffing the Hell outta my face tomorrow.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Happy Goebbels day to all of you too... oops I meant gobble



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    Yeppers same here, happy turkey day!!!

    GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!
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    Happy Thanksgiving all.

    Our party for the day is cookin cornish hens and ham .....yum....

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    Default Re: Happy Tofuduckenkey Day!!!

    Ya know, my life goal is to cause someone premature hair loss, and *gasp*, even to CUT a strand of thier hair! Ha! If I could only cut them wiht a knife on the arm, and spooge on their face while they are asleep, my life would be complete.

    HAPPY TURKEY DAY, SUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! TOO BAD YOU HAVE NO REAL LIFE!

    (and to those of you who do, Happy Thanksgiving).

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    Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

    Be safe...don't eat turkey and drive...heh


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    ^Yeah,that triptopan will make you blow that breathalizer,LOL!!!
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    My second thanksgiving so this is still new to me..... anyhoo happy thanks giving ya'll! Remember to be thankful everyday and don't just limit it to one.

    Seraya.!


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    I have to announce.. My neice was born today! Yay! My Brother-In-Law and his Girlfriend got their own little turkey this morning! Woo! She was due to be born today anyway, but Mom was induced last night due to high-blood pressure, which put her and baby at high-risk for something awful.

    Welcome to the world, Rebecca Elizabeth!
    Born at: 4:02AM
    11/24/05
    Weighing in at: 7Lbs, 2Oz.
    Height: 19 Inches.

    Yay! I've forgiven them for not having a baby with a penis... Kind of.

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    Congrats Rhiannon!
    And to all of my U.S. cousins! Happy Turkey day! And please no turkey coma's

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    Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.

    (and congrats Rhi.)
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    Happy Goebbels day to you Rhi, and congrats for the new niece



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    Congrats to rhia's brother - in - law and his gf.....!

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    Congratulations Rhia and happy turkey day to everyone! I'm going over to my parents' house in a little bit to visit with my family and pig out...hehe.

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    happy turkey day!

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