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    Hmmm, this is touchy. I have one regular customer (not an especially big spender, but he's there every week, always asking about me, buys me the occasional little gift, doesn't get dances from anyone else, etc). So, he's a nice guy who I don't want to offend, but I cannot STAND how he smells. I have this disturbing aversion to curry (it makes me sooo nauseous), and he's East Indian, so he always smells like these spices but on top of that, he wears this horrible cologne. UGH. It really revolts me. I am horribly smell sensitive, and I know it's not the kind of thing that should bother me, but it really really does. And of course he's always there at the beginning of my shift, so I have to spend the rest of the evening with that awful smell in my hair...honestly, I wash my hair twice to get it out.

    So. I've tried avoiding him, because I'd actually rather not have the money then wear that smell, but he sits there for hours giving me these hurt looks until I come over. He's a very nice man, and I don't want to offend him! I could deal with the curry, but the cologne is just unbearable. Is there a kind way to tell him not to wear it? I don't really like any cologne- can I just tell him this? Or just not dance for him anymore? I just am worried about it coming across as racially offensive or anything like that, because it's not, it's me and that damn cologne.

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    buy him some cheap axe spray and tell him that it makes you go crazy when you smell it and to only wear that when he comes to see ya

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    I hear you, I'm not a big cologn fan myself.

    You could always try starting a casual conversation about what your favorite smells and scents are, then mention how much you appreciate the smell of fresh laundrey on men. It sounds like he's a pretty devoted regular and he wants to please you so that might be an effective subtle way to get the message across.

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    There's not much to do with the spice smells but you can certainly comment and hint on his cologne choice. While still being nice you can make a little comment when meeting him that his cologne is strong today then casually mention cologne brands you do enjoy. If he's so attentive to you, I'm sure the next time you will see him he will be wearing one of the colognes you suggested instead of his usual.

    Wether to keep him as a custy or not, I would play on the safe side and keep him happy if he's a good customer otherwise. It's guys like this that really help on slower days and that help make your weekly earnings more stable IMO. If he plays by the rules, is respectful and buys dances regularly, it might be a good idea to keep him as a regular for some time.

    On the other hand, if you have many other regulars, you might be able to do without this one if the smells are that disturbing to you. If that's the case, I say play the busy approach and wean him off that way when you see him, tell him that you have some regulars waiting on you and that you'll come around when you have the chance. After a while waiting, he'll either pick another dancer or give up. It may take a few attempts but eventually the message will get accross without too many uncomfortable moments or confrontations.

    Also keep in mind the word of mouth factor that some custies can have. If they are really into you, they will tell every guy they talk to about SCs of their favorite girl. A few of my regulars have brought me considerable business through word of mouth or bringing friends with them.

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    Dab Vick's VaporRub inside each of your nostrils (as seen in the morgue scene in "Silence of the Lambs.") tampafldancer's Axe suggestion is perfect. My brothers all have cans of Axe (LOL). I think it smells nice. Anyway, good luck sweety.

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    Christmas is comming up. Spend a few dollars on Axe. You are happier and so is he since you thought of him. You will probably get a bigger tip or a present yourself this way.

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    Tell him you're allergic to cologne and you'll break out in hives.
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    go shopping and find one you can stand and tell him you just LOVE the way it smells and that it has such an effect on you, he will want to make you happy and go buy some and wear it

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    Quote Originally Posted by madmaxine
    Dab Vick's VaporRub inside each of your nostrils (as seen in the morgue scene in "Silence of the Lambs.") tampafldancer's Axe suggestion is perfect. My brothers all have cans of Axe (LOL). I think it smells nice. Anyway, good luck sweety.
    Didn't think of this idea, but I like it, a cover smell, I will keep that in mind next time I am in a Boat engine compartment cover the smell of diesel with something while working.



    Quote Originally Posted by kryssy
    Christmas is comming up. Spend a few dollars on Axe. You are happier and so is he since you thought of him. You will probably get a bigger tip or a present yourself this way.
    This is the Suggestion I was going to make. Now is the Perfect time to purchase a nice little gift, a Cologne that you like the smell of, be it Axe or something else, Personally the New Hummer Cologne I got as a gift smells very nice. and it is a little more classy then Axe would be, but not too costly that he wont be able to buy it regularly.

    IF he does put it on, be sure to comment on it, so he keeps using it.

    hopefully your other regulars don't get wind of him receiving a gift from you, they may get jealous. thats a risk you might have to take though.


    Quote Originally Posted by Sunshine73
    Tell him you're allergic to cologne and you'll break out in hives.

    This wont work since she has been working with him for quite some time I gather.

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    Actually, I think the "allergic" thing would still work. Say, "You know, I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you this because I really want to keep spending time with you. I develop allergies to things really easily, and I'm starting to have problems with your cologne."

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    i think your forgetting that we are easy all we want is boobs in our face.
    tell him loose the cologne & he'll get some boobies & if he doesn't
    NO BOOBS FOR YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen
    This wont work since she has been working with him for quite some time I gather.
    Regardless of how long they've worked together, she could still tell him she's allergic. Just tell him that you've tried to ignore the smell, but it is giving you a reaction. Or act like your eyes itch. I dunno, shit, I'm the newbie







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    Thanks everyone! This is good advice. I will try the axe thing maybe. He should be receptive to the idea.

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    Mollyzmoon,I have the same exact problem that you descibed.I replied to a similar post *getting a colgne bath* Even though my regular went out and brought cologne when I sugested ones I liked, he still stinks like stinky tuna fish and urine in his lap when he sits and smells funky in his skin folds. He is obese. He says he showers every day.

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    Tell him his cologne does not go well with his curry.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Coroners wear Vicks up their noses to keep from smelling the corpes??
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    omg the curry smell is unbearable. It makes me want to puke. I can't dance for people that smell like that..

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    ^^ LOL HEAVEN!! Good idea! (maybe he'd get the point, lol)

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    It really amazes me how many customers come in smelling like shit! If not BO it's way too much colonge. Or that stale could'nt reach between my legs to wash odor. One would think if they hope to get good close dances they might be a little more conscious about what they smell like!

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    I'd just ignore him and make like I'm really busy. If it's that bad, the money's not worth it. You can make it elsewhere and he'll get over it.

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    an order of curry chicken, one of garlic beef, two pork eggrolls, one large won ton soup, please, to go

    please hurry, my ATF will be leaving in less than 2 hours
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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