Wheeee! So....
The Mast-man, otherwise known as Sweetass, picked me up and was my groovy ride/entertainer to my Playboy audition (which went SO good, BTW). Mast has a HUGE e-penis, for he gets to play with the internet in his car. I am SO turned on by this. I must have his geekbabies.
We learned that waitresses can be psychic when a super groovy one busted His Royal Mastness for being a net perv. Hah.
We were bored with our grand lives so we went to his hotel room.
....
Yes, I said hotel room. *brow waggling*
And then we headed to the strip club. We hit up 2001 Odyssey and I got a few lapdances from THE most... I... um... wow. yummy. *faint* What sucks is we were too early to meet the SW ladies who work there. Drat. Someday! Soon! I swear!!!!!!
But I got a tee shirt!
And then home it was! I got to play on Mast's laptop... er, Paigetop. I now have a huge e-penis too.
Overall, I can report that Paige + Mast(Tampa) = good.





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