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    Default Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    Wheeee! So....

    The Mast-man, otherwise known as Sweetass, picked me up and was my groovy ride/entertainer to my Playboy audition (which went SO good, BTW). Mast has a HUGE e-penis, for he gets to play with the internet in his car. I am SO turned on by this. I must have his geekbabies.

    We learned that waitresses can be psychic when a super groovy one busted His Royal Mastness for being a net perv. Hah.

    We were bored with our grand lives so we went to his hotel room.


    ....



    Yes, I said hotel room. *brow waggling*

    And then we headed to the strip club. We hit up 2001 Odyssey and I got a few lapdances from THE most... I... um... wow. yummy. *faint* What sucks is we were too early to meet the SW ladies who work there. Drat. Someday! Soon! I swear!!!!!!

    But I got a tee shirt!


    And then home it was! I got to play on Mast's laptop... er, Paigetop. I now have a huge e-penis too.

    Overall, I can report that Paige + Mast(Tampa) = good.
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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    Cool sounds like a great time !

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    you read my mind, because I was like...hotel room?

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    I kinda wondered about the .... part

    Glad you guys had fun

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    MY rant. Well happy for you Paige, really!!! Woo Hoo.

    Said he wanted to be here before EIGHT, i still wait...few more minutes i am calling him, blowing him off...CHALK UP ANOTHER...soon. Went to eat...have roomies family coming...and i change my fuckin scheduel...

    Screw this....

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    He was on his way in yer direction when I posted this thread, Pam... I dunno which way he went... 95 or US1.
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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    I'm still jealous of him, But at least I got to talk to my beloved Paige today! They phone-orgied me.. Yahoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    I'm still jealous of him, But at least I got to talk to my beloved Paige today! They phone-orgied me.. Yahoo!

    Man! I wish he would have stopped pulling his pork while I was phone sexxing you!!! Ruined my mood!
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    He's Here I'm Cocking Him!!!!!!! Oooopps.

    Say Hi Mast....sorry He Cant

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    well, I did spend the day with paige, and I had a fantastic time, she was a hundred times more interesting than I could have expected, and I officially like her more outside the club! I picked her up and went to tampa, the drive was awesome, conversational topics where in no short order, but I suspected a little withdrawl.

    We arrived in tampa with time to spare. CHINESE! we lost track of time then off to the photo shoot. I tuck and rolled paige and found a parking spot. and went in. HOT. HOT. HOT. but honestly, they where all bitches. Except paige, who was so nervous she couldn't make eye contact! But I knew she'd be ok.

    I got the hint from the alpha male I was not to be there so I left.

    Then I met CrazyHot Waitress. She approached me and my laptop talking about anal rape.
    she was hilarious. and then told me guests where complaining about my porn viewing, I bought it "Its a stripper website"I said as paige walked up and thats when I found out she was joking. Busted. Paige and her hit it off and Paige was saying all the retarded shit a guy would say to get this chick's phone number. Friggin hilarious. We HAD to go tho. So we left.

    I got to my hotel, and checked in on time.

    All I can say about the hotel is '...' we pinkie swore that my hotel room was vegas.

    All I will say is, I promise I didn't cry.

    soon we where off to canaveral

    Paige came out, the REAL paige.

    Let me tell you a little about paige.

    Take her picture, and then think of what someone who looked like her but hotter looks like. Thats what she looks like in person. She beams when she is happy and is nothing but smiles. And she definatly does not put off that she beats people for fun.

    Her butt is fantastic nude, but amazing in the right clothing.

    Paige made a big impression on me, and I hope I have the permission to see her in the future.

    We arrived home after sitting in I-4 forever.

    A day full of memories I wont soon forget.

    This girl is a keeper!

    Mast
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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    Quote Originally Posted by FBR
    I kinda wondered about the .... part FBR
    Uhh, yeah. Is that the pink site equivalent of FTB?

    Dangit Mast, save a few SW'ers for the rest of us.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Uhh, yeah. Is that the pink site equivalent of FTB?
    I was wondering the same thing doc.

    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish
    Dangit Mast, save a few SW'ers for the rest of us.
    I dont think Mast's mommy and daddy taught him how to share

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    NO! you

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    No! you guys went to 2001? I was there last night and I missed you! (i didnt get there til about 11:30 though)

    <roar>.

    the luck.

    Glad you had fun though

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    Belle... I haven't seen you at work in god knows how long..

    Im in Ct right now.

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    Well, I met tampadancer and Mast tonight, but I felt like a total spaz because I didn't know who he was! I completely missed this thread, so when Belle introduced him I was like,"who? I dont know you!"

    NOT the greatest first impression, so now he has to come back and formally re-introduce himself again!

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    ^ LOL

    I knew you were just confused. I was thinking, "surely she knows who Mast is."

    I agree though, he should come back!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity7
    Well, I met tampadancer and Mast tonight, but I felt like a total spaz because I didn't know who he was! I completely missed this thread, so when Belle introduced him I was like,"who? I dont know you!"
    She's not lying. Those where the exact words out of her mouth

    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity7
    NOT the greatest first impression, so now he has to come back and formally re-introduce himself again!
    This time I'll hit you with the "Hi, I'm Mast" baseball bat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Serendipity7
    Well, I met tampadancer and Mast tonight, but I felt like a total spaz because I didn't know who he was! I completely missed this thread, so when Belle introduced him I was like,"who? I dont know you!"

    NOT the greatest first impression, so now he has to come back and formally re-introduce himself again!
    WOW!!! Fer gawds sake..Mast is almost as infamous as me....and EVERYONE knows who I am...once I tell em,lol

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    Default Re: Paige And Mast, News At 11.

    Blade who?

    Like, those movies?



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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    roar... i missed mast... wtf....

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    I like Tampa. I need to go out there more often. And meet you Tampa ladies! I know I'm not as amusing as Mast but.... um... yeah!
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    haha paige. not true you are just as entertaing and fun as mast. i know i know hard to belive but yea.

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    Amen to that. When Paige is on, she is ON.

    Plus she has boobies and the booty of doom. A deadly combination.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Amen to that. When Paige is on, she is ON.

    Plus she has boobies and the booty of doom. A deadly combination.

    AAAWWWWW.


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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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