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    Default Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    I wrote this up a few years back.... I wont write out the WHOLE DAMN SONG, so you just get the list. Spread it along, but please give me some props for the lyrics



    12 strippers stripping (duh)
    11 drunkards drinking
    10 folded dollars
    9 losers groping
    8 bitches bitching
    7 cheap asses staring
    6 inch stilettos
    FIVE MORE SHOTS
    4 purple bruises
    3 stolen thongs
    2 lines of coke
    and half my money goes to the bar!




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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    ::applause:: ::applause::

    Nicely done, Paige!

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    12 Days of Christmas? Most of this happens to us in one night, LOL. Very good Paige. You get a gold star for this one!

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    BWAAHHHH!! I love it!

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    So it came to pass that God was feeling lonely and depressed. His angel and sidekick, Barneyfife, said "Boss, you look lonely and depressed. Why don't you go to Earth, get in some golf, and hit a few bars? That always seems to help."

    God thought for a minute, then said, "No, Barn. The last time I went was 2000 years ago, when I had the affair with that cute Jewish girl, and they're STILL talking about it."
    My latest conspiracy theory: I am convinced that Dick Cheney is, in reality, Elmer Fudd.

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    Too funny... i will be sending this along to some friends....heheehehe

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    12 strippers stripping (duh)
    11 drunkards drinking
    10 folded dollars
    9 losers groping
    8 bitches bitching
    7 cheap asses staring
    6 inch stilettos
    FIVE MORE SHOTS
    4 purple bruises
    3 stolen thongs
    2 lines of coke
    and half my money goes to the bar!

    *bows*
    Paige, that is hilarious.

    I recommend you ladies copy-paste this into a Word Processing app, blow up the text to readable size, print out a few copies, and take them to work. This is bound to spread a little holiday cheer in the dressing room.

    Be sure you give PDW credit.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    12 Days of Stripmas!

    I love it!

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    Lmao!

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    Too cute!!
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    I posted this on another forum but added a line:

    "On the (X) day of Xmas, my stalker gave to me..."

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    Paige that is so cute.I wish I had that on C.D.

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    yes ye eh eh es!

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    Nice work Paige. I can picture this hanging up in a dressing room somewhere, providing some laughs...

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    *bows*
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Nice ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    Nice ass.

    DAW yer jus sayin that cause its tr00.

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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    ha..very nice!

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. too funny.

    Totally made my day.

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    hahahaha, just saw this. that was good Paige.

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    Ye, its that time of year to revive this one.... AND this year I plan on parodizing a few other hollerday songs... cheers!
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    Ok I destroyed another hollerday song... not as good as I planned but... hey. It'll do till I can fix it up...


    Oh! You better watch out,
    You better not cry,
    You better not pout,
    I'm telling you why:

    Gropey Drunk is coming to town!

    He's making a pass,
    He's grabbing you twice,
    He's gonna find out
    who's naughty or nice.

    Gropey Drunk is coming to town!

    He sees you when you're dancing,
    He knows when you're real broke.
    He knows to hint at extras,
    Or bribe you with some coke!

    So...You better watch out,
    You better not cry
    You better not pout,
    I'm telling you why.

    Gropey Drunk is coming to town!

    Little feels here,
    Little licks there.
    You push him away
    But he dowsnr care.

    Gropey Drunk is coming to town!

    Sweaty cold hands
    that cuddle and pinch,
    Tug At your thong,
    trying to gain an inch.

    Gropey Drunk is coming to town!

    The girls at Gold and Cheetahs
    Are glad that he's not there.
    Someone tell the bouncers
    To get him outta my hair!

    Oh....You better watch out,
    You better not cry.
    You better not pout,
    I'm telling you why.

    Gropey Drunk is coming,
    Gropey Drunk is coming,
    Gropey Drunk is coming,
    To town!




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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: Stripper's 12 Days Of Xmas

    Didn't Gynger do something like this once?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madcap View Post
    Didn't Gynger do something like this once?

    No idea.
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Write what you will, I still can't get the damn Banana Phone out of my head.

    Dammit, woman, you're still awake? We've got to quit meeting like this... and start meeting with less clothes.

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