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    Default Mast sighting in Tampa

    Well, in keeping with the trend, here is my Mast trip report... haha

    What a blast! This guy is a so funny- I thought he had personality on the boards, but it was even better in person. It was very busy last night, so he sent one of the hostesses to find me, and introduced himself as "Mastridonicus." cute.

    Not at ALL what I pictured - I'm sure the other ladies agree... much cuter and younger than I would have ever imagined. A pleasant surprise

    And a goofy/witty sense of humor. loooved loved loved it.

    I had a great time with him - we spent a few hours together at the club, then I cut off early so that we could go have a cup of coffee (no breakfast, I had to run a race this morning )

    I think you should move down here and hang out with the Florida girls more often Mast

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    Ok, a not-so-brief description of the night.

    I arrived early around 10. And decided to leave my dignity at the door. And I introduced myself to every thing with two legs and and breasts as mast.

    It sucked. I got the craziest looks and the most obnoxious inquisitions.

    The problem: Find out TampaDancer's stage name, and find out where the hell elle is.

    The solution: Internet in my car.

    After being a complete tard and basically making otherwise attractive woman laugh at my face because I say "Hi I'm Mastridonicus" and then I get hit with the annoying stripper names.

    Though, one took the cake. She cocked her head to the right and asked "What nationality is Mast-reee-dawn-attus."

    I simply said "Egyptian"

    "You don't look egyptian"

    "Makeup"

    "Are you playing?"

    "Not really, but kinda"

    "Well come get me if you want a dance baby."

    *sigh* thank god she didnt answer "Oh I'm tampadancer!"

    I finally realized I need to research so I went to the car, fired up the laptop, and hunted for stage name hints, but I decided, "Maybe she works at Mons"

    I went to mons and was asked for a dance 4 times before I made it through the entryway. There was no WAY I was going to ask what looked like 30 girls. Back to the car.

    Then I saw TampaFLDancer was in CT. That would explain it.

    I went back at like midnight and tried this again. 2 dancers told me she wasnt there and that I could spend my money on them in some way promising more attention to the the parts of me sane women would want no business with.

    Then a waitress heard me asking said she was in a black gown and she'd get her for me.

    Seriously, take no offense tampadancer, but I had been propositioned the day before with page and twice right as I was walking in the door. The mental image was not flattering but I stuck with it.

    And when she came up, for the first couple of minutes, I had nothing to say... I was not prepaired for this at all. She was a dressed for a ball room dance. And very enchanting. I seriously was not prepaired. No pictures or nothing prior. I was more than plesently surprised....and not just me....my wallet was so plesently surprised it came out of my wallet crawled up my shirt down my sleeve and into the atm machine. Unfortunatly they didn't work with my bank. WTF.

    We clicked very very well, she has a smart witicism about her that just can't be found many places. Her humor requires research work, and its pleasent because it made it funnier. We also clicked in the manner that we are both observers. We like to watch people and well rib em from afar.

    We did two CRs and all I can say is that there is no sex in the champagne room, nothing else, thats tampa's and my little story.

    I felt like I've known this woman for years, I felt the same way with Pamela, they're both so nice and comforting in their presence that you can just melt.

    I also noticed I couldn't keep my arm from going around her in the club, something I definatly had to watch OTC. Bad mast! Dirty Mast!

    We talked about who she thought the hottest guy in the club was. Sure he had a teeth problem, some drool, a stench, and stood behind her and stared at her so close she could probably feel his breathing, but honestly, they're gonna get married someday and birth some fucked up children.

    So then she cut out early and we had breakfast. More fun conversation that I refuse to touch upon because, well, like I said, somethings are fun to keep for you.

    I wish I would have met her sooner. But I definatly feel to be a better person for knowing her now.

    If she chooses to let any of you gents meet her, feel privelaged, you can tell she is very very picky, and she has you staked in the first couple words you speek.




    Thanks for the great time! I will be bawk.


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    Quote Originally Posted by tampadancer
    Not at ALL what I pictured - I'm sure the other ladies agree... much cuter and younger than I would have ever imagined. A pleasant surprise
    I have a gary coleman thing going on.

    Only I'm really 5....



    Quote Originally Posted by tampadancer
    I think you should move down here and hang out with the Florida girls more often Mast
    Dont think it hasn't crossed the mizzind.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    What the hell happened to CO? I thought you guys were the dynamic duo on this tour. It looks like Mast ran away with the show.

    I have a sneaking suspicion that CO either wandered off to Borders, or, far more likely, got hogtied in the CR by a couple of happy doms who lapped him into unconsciousness.

    These trips seem to be taking over from StripperFests, don't you think? So here's what we should do. Let's set up a SW Frequent Flyer program. Rules: to get miles credit, you have to see, take to dinner, buy dances from or otherwise take very good care of at least one SW dancer on your trip (making them laugh and post amusing compliments on the board are a very good sign). We'll double miles for double contacts and go from there. I figure I've logged around 34,000 SW miles on this program, but that's partly because I'm pretty much insane and partly because my SW SO lives on the other coast. And I've decided that I cannot possibly live without her.

    Way to go, Mast and CO. Keep up the good work.

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    Wow, I wish I had Mast's luck with strippers



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    I have a sneaking suspicion that CO either wandered off to Borders, or, far more likely, got hogtied in the CR by a couple of happy doms who lapped him into unconsciousness.
    Hehe...in the interest of discretion and preservation of anonymity, I really can't comment, thus my lack of prolific posting on the tour events. But as I said in the other thread, my accountant is going to be certifiably pissed next month. This tour was an unqualified success, though I did miss TampaDancer and Serendipity. Always room for another tour, I guess.

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    Dammit. When are you fuckers coming to AZ??? jealous

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    ^ Working on plan for January/February myself, B...need a chance to recharge the warchest, though. Only so much blood in this stone.

    Idealism is fine, but as it approaches reality, the costs become prohibitive.

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    We did two CRs and all I can say is that there is no sex in the champagne room, nothing else, thats tampa's and my little story.
    shhh.....

    We talked about who she thought the hottest guy in the club was. Sure he had a teeth problem, some drool, a stench, and stood behind her and stared at her so close she could probably feel his breathing, but honestly, they're gonna get married someday and birth some fucked up children.
    I think you are putting it mildly. Definitely one of the creepiest, most disturbingly grotesque, sociopathic personalities that I have ever met. And of course he's taken a liking to me. sigh.

    And Mast, I choose to believe that my genes would reject his. Nature herself would not allow for such a fucked up event to occur. shivers. gross.. i need to go bathe in some bleach now.. thanks a lot.


    I wish I would have met her sooner. But I definatly feel to be a better person for knowing her now.
    likewise

    oh and one word...
    humaneeringly

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    Definitely one of the creepiest, most disturbingly grotesque, sociopathic personalities that I have ever met. And of course he's taken a liking to me.
    Wait, that can't be right. I wasn't there!
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    damnit... I MISSED MAST.

    Dude.. when are you coming back to tampa? I'll be back tomorrow!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tampadancer
    This guy is a so funny- I thought he had personality on the boards, but it was even better in person

    Not at ALL what I pictured - I'm sure the other ladies agree... much cuter and younger than I would have ever imagined. A pleasant surprise

    And a goofy/witty sense of humor. loooved loved loved it.



    I think you should move down here and hang out with the Florida girls more often Mast

    i think this is the general opinion of everyone that had the PLEASURE of meeting mast. i had a mental picture of him that came no where near how he turned out to be. he is cute and young smart too! im glad you enjoyed him as much as i did!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    What the hell happened to CO? I thought you guys were the dynamic duo on this tour. It looks like Mast ran away with the show.
    CO had to leave early, he had some fires at home he had to put out. Tampa mourns his lost.

    One thing I havn't done in any threads is talk about meeting CO. First I must mention how indebted I am to the good nature in this individual, I owe a good portion of my newfound healthy lifestyle to his advice. Also, he's just an all around great individual.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    I have a sneaking suspicion that CO either wandered off to Borders, or, far more likely, got hogtied in the CR by a couple of happy doms who lapped him into unconsciousness.
    and I thought you two knew each other.

    Do you even have to ask?

    Look at his grammar....like that boy READS.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    These trips seem to be taking over from StripperFests, don't you think?
    Naw, stripper fests are a party...this was the Mastual Observer Supporting Dancers Foundation of Christian Brotherhood.

    We're strickly not for profit.

    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    So here's what we should do. Let's set up a SW Frequent Flyer program. Rules: to get miles credit, you have to see, take to dinner, buy dances from or otherwise take very good care of at least one SW dancer on your trip (making them laugh and post amusing compliments on the board are a very good sign). We'll double miles for double contacts and go from there.
    I'm not going to even touch that. My visits, especially my last one, just cant be measured in points bro.


    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    I figure I've logged around 34,000 SW miles on this program, but that's partly because I'm pretty much insane and partly because my SW SO lives on the other coast. And I've decided that I cannot possibly live without her.
    YOU WIN! heheh, But you will never win, for I am Lupin the Third....and well, I'm doing this from a walmart parking lot after fixing a server 2 blocks from odyssey. This is my commitment.


    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    Way to go, Mast and CO. Keep up the good work.
    Seriously,
    coming from you that means a lot. No joke.

    I did learn one thing for sure....Looks in a girl rule...but the intelligence factor combined with sexuality is just....well...... amazing.

    This is my last night here, Looks like I will have to start doing monthlies again. To those of you who know me personally, you know I need to do somethings at home, but trust me, to the beautiful people I have met, you will see more of me. As long as you will have me!
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Yeah, you should come to AZ next

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner
    So here's what we should do. Let's set up a SW Frequent Flyer program. Rules: to get miles credit, you have to see, take to dinner, buy dances from or otherwise take very good care of at least one SW dancer on your trip (making them laugh and post amusing compliments on the board are a very good sign). We'll double miles for double contacts and go from there. I figure I've logged around 34,000 SW miles on this program, but that's partly because I'm pretty much insane and partly because my SW SO lives on the other coast. And I've decided that I cannot possibly live without her.

    Way to go, Mast and CO. Keep up the good work.





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    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    i think this is the general opinion of everyone that had the PLEASURE of meeting mast. i had a mental picture of him that came no where near how he turned out to be. he is cute and young smart too! im glad you enjoyed him as much as i did!
    Velvet, your words are too kind. If you four gained nothing from this trip you gained a friend. And I promise you will see me again. If any of you ever need anything never hesitate to contact me. You all where just what the doctor ordered in ways you'll never understand, I only wish money was thanks enough.

    I'm like Herpes you keep me forever.
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    So should I call you if I need chicken? Or help with unruly wait staff?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    So should I call you if I need chicken? Or help with unruly wait staff?
    or you could just return them.

    People are not ruled by their memories.

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