hi. i was wondering if anyone knows how to do that thing with the titty tassels where you make them swing in opposite directions. i really want to learn and if anyone could tell me how to do it it would be greatly appreciated. thanks
hi. i was wondering if anyone knows how to do that thing with the titty tassels where you make them swing in opposite directions. i really want to learn and if anyone could tell me how to do it it would be greatly appreciated. thanks





I don't know how to explain it in words . . . hopefully Jo Weldon will see this. All I can say is that it's not in your boobs, it's in your shoulders and waist. You kind of start a shimmy, and go against your normal impulse (if you're naturally busty) to keep your boobs from flopping around, and just let it fly. Eventually you will figure out which rhythm makes them go in opposite directions and all you have to do is maintain that momentum.
Hee. I taught this to a bachelorette party a couple of months ago. It was very entertaining.





the secret is to find the 'resonant frequency' of your boobs. Just try different speeds until the motion starts to reinforce itself.




. . . and if you hit the resonant frequency eventually your boobs will shatter?![]()
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
(Uh, edit: I just realized that sounded like a dig at Melonie -- I don't actually mean that, so I will explain the joke: Resonant frequency is what causes a glass to shatter when you sing and hit a high note. When you hit the note that the glass makes when you strike it, the glass starts to vibrate from the sound waves, and if you sing it loud enough and close enough, the glass shatters.)





actually, chaos, I do have problems because the size of my implants makes the resonant frequency rather low ... like 4-5 bounces per second. This turns into a major pain if I want to work out on a treadmill or along the side of the road and my pace hits the resonant frequency before I realize what's happening. When my boobs start bouncing in resonance, they bounce higher and higher and higher, bounce right out of any loose top, and slap me in the chin. This is why I have to wear double elastic sports bras !




Yipes! Sounds like a lot of work.
I totally respect your vocational enhancements. But I am happy with my B cups. :-)
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