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    Okay this was just too good not to share....

    So I'm sitting in the locker room fixing my make up and this girl runs in and dashes over to me, obviously in a hurry:

    "Do you have a condom???" She asks.
    "No." she looks confused
    "I'll buy it off you!"
    "No, really, I don't do extras." She gets a blank look on her face and replies
    "Oh... neither do I, I'm just gonna give this guy a hand job and don't want to touch it."

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    O..........................KAY.................... .....

    One of woman's cardinal rule: Body parts can be fake,everything else has to be real.

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    Wow guess im not the only one dealing with this shit latley

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    Extras suck.... some girls ruin it for everyone.... this is why people think strippers are whores....

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    Wow, that is almost as funny as the girl who dropped her money bag the other night and a condom fell out on the floor right in the middle of all her stuff.

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    One night,I had a customer that wanted to do a VIP room and a few minutes after we got up there,he tried squeezing himself between my legs and I pushed him back and asked him what the Hell he was doing.He said,"What do you think,I'm trying to have sex with you".I was like,"WTF???!!!" times 100.He said since he paid several hundred dollars,that he expected to "get some".I was like,"Hell no,you made a HUGE presumption before coming up here" and then he proceeded to throw a pity party and was telling me how he is always getting screwed over.He was like,"That's the story of my life".I said he was sick for thinking that was gonna happen.I told him how freaking cliche it was to do something like that in a strip club and that in the 11 years I've been in the business,I have NEVER done anything like that was not about to start now.He was like,"You can't look at it that way.Just close your eyes".It took every ounce of my effort to not slap the crap out of him.Then finally,the five minute warning came and I thought to myself,"Thank God".The guy was like,"Lemme lick your p*ssy just once".I finally told him,"You know what,you are an *ssh*le.I DO NOT do this disgusting sh*t and I am not about to get fired for anyone".The f*cking audacity of these guys.
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    For some reason guys think that since we're getting naked for them that for enough money we'll do other stuff for them (thanx extras girls).

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    I love the line 'well why would I want to spend money on you to get me horny when you wont finish it' Im like 'well think about it you go home to your wife/gf and have fanfuckingtastic sex!' or if they are single 'its just a better fantasy to jerk off to' sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt. But yes extras girls are killing things for us. If you want to be a hooker then go stand on a street corner and get the F*** out of my club!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    If you want to be a hooker then go stand on a street corner and get the F*** out of my club!
    Well-said Cally!!!!!! I don't care what girls do on their own time, but it's not fair when they're doing extras in the club and are f***ing with my money.

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    Highlarious!
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    Aw, don't feel bad. It's not only in RI hun. heh

    That is pretty funny. A perfect example of something I preach alot. Most girls start doing that shit in the first place because they think or are told by some piece of shit custy that it's the norm and everybody does it.

    So listen up folks. The stripclub is for stripping. If you wanna be a hooker, do it elsewhere!

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    If she was stupid enough to run into the dressing room and say something to me about it, I would have assured her that the manager sells condoms and she should go buy one off of him.

    But, egads...if this girl doesn't consider HJ's "extra", uh,

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    ^^^could you imagine if she went to the manager and asked for one? HAHA, i'd love to see that

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    If she was stupid enough to run into the dressing room and say something to me about it, I would have assured her that the manager sells condoms and she should go buy one off of him.

    But, egads...if this girl doesn't consider HJ's "extra", uh,
    ROFL!

    I would have thought of something like that . . . . . too late!


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    So I'm reading all these posts and threads about extras and it's just unbelievable what's going on in the clubs these days.I'm so happy to be in a no contact club,but we still see some things sometimes,but nothing like some of you guys described.And also the amount of money the girls are willing to do them for,it seems like it could be even cheaper than a real hooker.I cannot even imagine what will come next.Along with the extras the thefts have gone up too.We never locked our stuff up before (I'm remembering mid-late '90's),but now every night things mysteriously dissapear.Last night a brand new girl took someone's jacket and put it in her locker,just like that.The management forced her to give it back ....Scary...

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    Quote Originally Posted by greggy
    ^^^could you imagine if she went to the manager and asked for one? HAHA, i'd love to see that
    At the club she's talking about, the manager would probably give her one.

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    rusdancer, it just had to happen sooner or later. Nowadays you have a bunch of young girls getting into the business...these girls grew up in the Internet age, where porn is ubiquitous. So giving a hj/bj to a customer for a measly $20 or $40 is not such a big deal for these girls. Although I don't support extras, especially the kind you gotta pay extra for, I would be remiss to not remark that our society is becoming more and more outwardly sexual...and I am not so sure there is anything wrong with that nor is there anything we can do stop it.

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    The sad thing is I think that management is somewhat aware of what goes on or at least the house mom is. I was in the dressing room and the girls were asking me if I do the same thing my friend does. I knew that it had a negative connotation from the way that they said it, so I automatically said no. They started laughing, saying that I must know what she does, then someone said well her friend makes some good money. Another girl stated that she didn't know what my friend may have done the day before for the customer to make them spend money like that. The girls are so jealous it's ridiculous. If we're all making money, why complain!!!! I get tired of going to work and hearing arguments everyday over petty things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gawthzilla
    At the club she's talking about, the manager would probably give her one.
    LOL! Unfortunately.... that's true. My club is notorious for extras and the management doesn't really give a damn either way. They don't even pretend that they do. Fact is had I reported it the manager probably would have laughed. Last night was just fucked up! I did report one incident last night...

    So I'm minding my own doing a lap dance in the very open lap dance room, I turn around to face away from the custy and the girl on the otherside of the room is taking her custy's shirt off and throwing it on the floor and then proceeding to rub and grind all over him. I'm like OH HELL NO! I couldn't believe she was just blatantly stripping a custy in the middle of a fucking open lap dance room! Lucky my custy was so into me that he either didn't notice or just didn't acknowledge what was going on. So at the end I thanked my custy and bolted to the bouncer hoping that he would make it in time to see this half naked custy and do something about it. I tell the bouncer whats up and he's like "Yeah, I know. I don't care. She's not doing anything bad." And I'm like what the fuck is wrong with this club?? That wouldn't fly anywhere! It really pissed me off because we have "private booths" if she wanted to rip the custy's clothes off she really should have done it in a private booth at least, I mean have a little dignity!

    As for Miss. May I Have A Condom she's a real piece of work too. She drives me nuts! Every night she harasses me to borrow shit. First it was my cell phone, I let her use it once and she proceeded to call her b/f just to say whats up. I'm like WTF I thought it was important i.e calling for a ride or something so the next time she asked I told her I was out of minutes. I hate having to say that though because if I want to call a friend on my break I can't because I feel like a bitch for lying to the cell phone moochers. So last night she really got on my nerves, she asked to borrow my Pure Instinct. I'm like "No, actually you can't. I have to order that stuff on the internet so it's too hard to get and it comes in too small of a bottle so I really can't afford to lend it out." well she proceeded to whine like 4 yr old "Please oh please! I really need it! Pppppppppppplease!" So I put a dab on her just to shut her up. Then at the end of the night I walk into the dressing room and she's like "So what'd you make tonight, $1000?" I'm like "Yeah. How'd you know?" (bs - I made $250) and she's like "Oh I made $1000 too!" I don't even know this girls name and I thought it was really ignorant of her not only to assume that what's mine is hers but also that to just blatantly ask me what I made. I don't mind if someone asks "How was your night?" Because I'll ask that myself expecting a reply of "Bad, Okay, Great" etc but damn "How much did you make???" It's gonna take extreme self control not to tell this dumb ass broad not to fuck off. Ugh. Okay that's my rant for the day. Thanks for reading! lol
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    are you fucking kidding me??? i can't belive that girl said that.. she obviously is clueless on the definition of extras..... she just doesn't have a clue... oh god..

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    Yeah you really can;t leave anything, I took off my sweater, really cute sweater in the dressing room, and some bitch took it!! It is just ridculous sometimes...As for RI it is really dirty due to a loophole in the law re. prostitution, that's why I head for Conn or Mass

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette


    So listen up folks. The stripclub is for stripping. If you wanna be a hooker, do it elsewhere!
    But damnit, it's too cold in Wi to be standing on the street corner right now! I gotta do it inside, at work, in the VIP room.....
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    Foxey, I SWEAR you are speaking of a girl I used to work with, and if not i'm a bit frightened that there's 2 of them. The girl I knew asked me for a dildo and when I said I did NOT have one in a very matter of fact way she said 'don't worry, I'll put a condom on it.'

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    One of these days, it will get to be like this,

    A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood.

    Suddenly he realized there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree and another couple behind some bushes by the house.

    He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well-dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

    "This is a brothel", replied the madam.

    "Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

    "Oh, we're having a yard sale today."


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    Roflmao... Wtf.
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